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If you were a merc...[message #45608] Sat, 05 August 2006 09:49 Go to next message
Lucas is currently offline Lucas

 
Messages:311
Registered:June 2006
Location: Londrina, PR, Brazil
...your stats would be... Yeah, this question is pretty old, but I will have the honor to open this question again Razz

Name: Lucas H. K.

Sex: Male

Body: Regular Male

health: 46 - I get cold even on summer... Sad

agility: 77 - I have long legs Very Happy

dexterity: 49 - Sometimes my fingers act on their own... Result: They always conk me out just when I need them the most....

strenght: 35 - Yeah, I know, I'm a weakling

leadership: 1 - I'm a loner

wisdom: 68 - Sometimes I don't get up things on the first try...

marksmanship: 80 - At least when I'm playing on computer I have a decent - but not stellar - marksmanship Wink

mechanical: 2 - grease and oil doesn't make my style...

explosives: 2 - Hey guys! Look at the funny metal pineapple with a pin on it!

medical: 22 - I can bandage people and extract bullets with a knife no matter how loud you cry or scream, hehe :diabolical:

level: 1 - Hmmm... Need to explain?

skills: (none) - Yup, I'm dull

trait: heat intolerant - I don't live in Rio de Janeiro

attitude: loner

sexism: gentleman

appearance: jean pants, blue shirt, tanskin and black hair

equipment: S&W .38, .38 S-load

likes: Hitman, Buzz, Fox

learns to like: Raven, Spider, Sober Larry, Haywire

hates: Lynx, Biff

learns to hate: Buns, Raider

Well, at least I'm honest, and that's good Smile

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Master Sergeant
Re: If you were a merc...[message #45609] Sat, 05 August 2006 13:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Khor1255 is currently offline Khor1255

 
Messages:1817
Registered:August 2003
Location: Pleasantville, NJ
Well, this looks fun.


Name: Dan Watson

Sex: Male

Body Type: Reg Male

Health: 72

Agility: 75

Dexterity: 89

Strength: 65

Leadership: 18

Wisdom: 70

Marksmanship: 75

Mechanical: 61

Explosives: 11

Medical: 15

Level: 1

Skills: Rooftops/Throwing

Trait: None

Attitude: Normal

Sexism: Sexist

Appearance: (Slob) Tan Pants, Brown Shirt, Pink skin, Black Hair

Equipment: AR 15 (with 100rnd Drum), Hunting Knife, Canteen, First Aid Kit

Likes: Len, Dimitri, Grizzly, Thor

Learns to like: Wolf, Razor, Bull

Hates: Raider

Learns to hate: Biff, Flo, Stoned Larry

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Sergeant Major
Re: If you were a merc...[message #45610] Sat, 05 August 2006 15:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Deus Ex is currently offline Deus Ex

 
Messages:37
Registered:July 2006
Location: Sarawak, Malaysia
Name: Jonathan Y.
Sex: Male
Body type: Regular male
Health: 70 (I can run 1500m under 5 minutes, if I try)
Agility: 65 (I find it hard to dodge incoming balls, but good at climbing fences)
Dexterity: 80 (I'm good at extracting the smallest of fishbones without turning the entire chunk of meat to crap)
Strength: 75 (I can dig a 1.2x2x2m pit in ~2hrs)
Leadership: 5 (My teams always have an uncanny tendency to cop flak)
Wisdom: 85 (Hons. degree in civil engineering, what can I say?)
Marksmanship: 70 (I good at hitting ppl with paintballs up to 15m away, not much more)
Mechanical: 0 (I have a fear of getting squished in between 2 cogs)
Explosives: 0 (I have a fear of blowing my fingers off)
Medical: 20 (I know basic first aid-just don't scream in my ear too much)
Skills: Knifing (I can dismember a chicken into edible chunks in under 5 minutes)
Level: 1 (no real combat experience whatsooever)
Trait: Cowardly (I run the moment the enemy turns around and face me, not good for my paintball skirmish teammates)
Attitude: Loner (I'm as anti-social as people come)
Sexism: Gentleman (I'm nice to ladies in particular because I have a fear of them kicking me in the balls and clawing my eyes out)
Appearance: Khaki cargo pants, black shirt, cream-cloured skin, black hair.
Equipment: M3 shotgun w/ 3x12ga. shells, kevlar helmet, vest, and leggings, machete, canteen, 1st-aid kit
Likes: Fox, Trevor, Scope
Learns to like: Dimitri, Buzz, Wolf
Hates: Ira, Carlos, Conrad
Learns to hate: Miguel, Meltdown, Lynx

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Private 1st Class
Re: If you were a merc...[message #45611] Tue, 08 August 2006 03:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Terry Thorne
Messages:2
Registered:July 2006
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Civilian
Re: If you were a merc...[message #45612] Tue, 08 August 2006 13:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
CCKeane is currently offline CCKeane

 
Messages:98
Registered:September 2004
Location: Hoboken/Long Island
Name: A. T. Keane

Sex: Male

Body: Big Male. (I'm big.)

health: 60 (I can take a punch well...that's about it)

agility: 40 (Quick reflexes and slow legs)

dexterity: 35 (I've poked myself in the eye. More than once.)

strenght: 60 (Mostly thanks to size rather than vice versa.)

leadership: 50 (Working on experience now, it's going very well)

wisdom: 85 (Eh, I'm pretty smart)

marksmanship: 1 (I've never held a gun with live ammunition in it.)

mechanical: 70 (I'm studying mechanical engineering in college)

explosives: 5 ( I know basics about chemistry...)

medical: 35 (I can triage and bandage like it's nobody's business!)

level: 1 (Obviously)
skills:
Teaching (I've tutored in modern physics, and did a damn good job of it)
Electronics (I've got some circuits experience)

traits: Forgetful (I ususally forget things)

attitude: Friendly

sexism: Is there an average choice? I'm that.

appearance: Jeans, Gray t-shirt, blue ball cap, hiking boots.

equipment: Tool Kit, Dusters, Dart gun.

likes: Hitman, Len, Bull, Danny, MD

learns to like: Gus, Gumpy, Dr. Q, Fox, Red

dislikes (Lowers morale but I won't quit): Steroid, Buzz

learns to hate: Flo, Numb.

Hahaha, I'd never hire me.

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Corporal 1st Class
Re: If you were a merc...[message #45613] Wed, 09 August 2006 00:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
jark is currently offline jark

 
Messages:25
Registered:October 2005
Name: Jerry K.

Sex: Male

Body: Normal

Health: 50 (Very fast in catching a cockroach or common cold)

Agility: 70 (Can move fast)

Dexterity: 60 (I'm good in drilling.)

Strength: 55

Leadership: 60 (Lot of sub-ordinates working under me)

Wisdom: 90 (I can give the best advice)

Marksmanship: 25 (can use stones)

Mechanical: 70 (Studied Mechanical engineering)

Explosives: 30 ( I know to burst crackers)

Medical: 20 (I can bandage)

Level: 1 (Obviously)

Skills: Can give a headache to the enemy (that's my secret)

Traits: Good memory.

Attitude: Loner

Sexism: No doubt about it.

Appearance: Black pant, black shirt, black cap, black boots.

Equipment: Tool Kit, Stones and Sling

Likes: Or rather loves Buzz, Fox, Buns, Raven.

Learns to like: Grace.

Hates: Anyone who hates Buzz.

Learns to hate: CCkeane (He hates Buzz) and Raider (He's married to Raven)

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45614] Wed, 09 August 2006 09:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
newmark is currently offline newmark
Messages:1
Registered:April 2005
Location: Poland
Name: Michael "Newmark"

Sex: Male

Body: Normal

Health: 60 (just average)

Agility: 75 (I simply like jumping, climbing and so)

Dexterity: 75 (Some woodwork plus years of scale modeling)

Strength: 50 (below avrage here, unfortunatly)

Leadership: 45 (Yep, I'm freandly but not very charismatic)

Wisdom: 80 (I just love to learn new things)

Marksmanship: 60 ( civilian with some shooting practice. I've hit "running rabbit" target a few times in a row, and it was firs time when I held shotgun.)

Mechanical: 25 (Will know how to not damage things)

Explosives: 0 ( Not even interested)

Medical: 15 (Will cover your wound with cloth, if you're lucky, it will be clean)

Level: 1 (Obviously)

Skills: Knifing (some knife fighting training, and making my first home made knife).

Traits: None.

Attitude: Loner

Sexism: No.

Appearance: Green pant, black shirt, dark hair, brown boots.

Equipment: Light knife, Bowie Knife, victorinox knife(I'm alvays carring a knife with me), sunglasses, Vis-35

Likes: None.
Hates: None.(Never thought about it)

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Civilian
Re: If you were a merc...[message #45615] Wed, 09 August 2006 09:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
-CHAZZ- is currently offline -CHAZZ-

 
Messages:83
Registered:August 2003
Location: Croatia, Europe
NAME: Christian 'CHAZZ' Dietz
SEX:Yeah, why not.
BODY: Perfect (almost spherical)
HEALTH: 15 Some
AGILITY: 15 Sometimes
DEXTERITY: 20 Yeah, can use keyboard.
STRENGTH: 23 Can open a beer can all by myself.
LEADERSHIP: 10 Not many people around, see.
WISDOM: 85 Hell i'm smart....when i'm alone.
MARKSMANSHIP: 35 Can hit the waste basket with the empty beer can!!
MECHANICAL: 20 Can push the 'start' button on my PC rig easily!!
EXPLOSIVES: 0 Naa.. I tookk 15 points from here and tossed them in WIS.
MEDICAL: 0 Plz, don't bleed on my Persian rug, okay?
LEVEL:1 Have to start somewhere.
SKILLS: Ambidextrous: poking my nose and scratching my butt simultaneously.
TRAITS: Night Ops (PC is busy during the day)
ATTITUDE: Loner. Dont want anyone eek over my shoulder and steal my passwords.
SEXIST: Absolutely NOT! We're all males in here anyway.
APPEARANCE: Fat people are good people.
EQUIPMENT: Can opener,remote tv controller, toothpick...
LIKES: Cheeseburger
LEARNS TO LIKE: Hamburger
HATES: Fishburger
LEARNS TO HATE: Non-recyclable pizzaboxes.

As you see, im one of the best bangs-for-the-buck out there.

C.

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Corporal 1st Class
Re: If you were a merc...[message #45616] Wed, 09 August 2006 10:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Headrock

 
Messages:1760
Registered:March 2006
Location: Jerusalem
I'll play along cause I'm a vain bastard.

NAME: Easy "Headrock" Bar

SEX: It's hanging slightly to the left.

BODY: Like the thin civilians, running with my hands flailing up in the air, cowering whenever I crouch. Can't go prone - it's too damn dirty.

HEALTH: 50 at my best. Could always use the practice.

AGILITY: 85. Cat on the roof's edge.

DEXTERITY: 80 for most things. Girls tend to approve Smile

STRENGTH: 30. Beyond that, I start to whine.

LEADERSHIP: 20. Can get the men to go into battle. Can't get the hang of not getting them killed.

WISDOM: 95. Not everyone would consider this a good thing.

MARKSMANSHIP: 85. My Company Commander wanted to send me to sniper school. Too bad my discharge papers arrived the next day Smile

MECHANICAL: 75, but not with electronics (see above). Also tends to inflict self-injuries while making any sort of mechanical work. Job carries risks.

EXPLOSIVES: 1. But hey, wisdom's 95.

MEDICAL: 0. I can screw up band-aids.

LEVEL: 3, and screw ye rookie lot!!!

SKILLS: If there's anything like a Negative Autoweapons Skill, I'll take that at Expert. I never got the hang of automatic fire, was always a single-shots kind of guy. Maybe that's why they wanted to send me to sniper school. Save lots of ammo.

PERSONALITY: Let's see, Nervous, Claustrophobic, Fears insects, and ummm... let's see... PSYCHO would be good.

ATTITUDE: Friendly, Pessimist. Everyone likes me just fine, until I tell them we're all going to die.

CLOTHES: If it doesn't smell too bad, I'll wear it. Preferably colorful. No pink though. Please.

EQUIPMENT: Long-range weapon, Sniper scope, and food for three days. Also, have the "addiction" flag - if I don't drink four coca-cola cans a day, I turn into Stoned Larry.

Likes: Ivan, Scope, Lynx, Shadow, Trevor. Everyone else are idiots.

Learns to like: Everyone else. Eventually I find the fun sides of everybody.

Hates: Brittney Spears, and if you don't, I'm coming to your house to kill you.

Learns to Hate: All the abovementioned, if I'm not duly supplied with Coca-Cola.

Salary: Oh I'll settle for, say, 10$ a day. I'm in this war mostly for the fun of it Very Happy

A cool merc to have, so long as you can afford the Coca-Cola.

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Sergeant Major

Re: If you were a merc...[message #45617] Fri, 11 August 2006 00:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Head_Hunter is currently offline Head_Hunter

 
Messages:23
Registered:July 2002
Location: Germany
Name: Ralph "Hellboy" W.

Sex: Male

Body: big Male

health: 65 there are some little problems

agility: 60 well what should i say

dexterity: 75 I can fix small things very good

strenght: 70 Two times per week I do something for
it

leadership: 45 to talk is my strenght

wisdom: 75 good but not a easy learner

marksmanship: 70 could be better

mechanical: 55 I like to repair/work (on) my car

explosives: 25 looks strange, don

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45618] Fri, 11 August 2006 02:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Berry is currently offline Berry

 
Messages:29
Registered:August 2006
Name : Jiř

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45619] Thu, 17 August 2006 03:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Zachoman is currently offline Zachoman

 
Messages:5
Registered:September 2002
Location: Australia
I am a Merc, thanks.

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Private
Re: If you were a merc...[message #45620] Thu, 17 August 2006 15:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Paingod556 is currently offline Paingod556

 
Messages:32
Registered:March 2006
Location: Perth, WA
NAME: DJ "Paingod" Cooper
SEX: Male
BODY: Most likely
HEALTH: 50ish
AGILITY: 70ish (Can't run fast, but am agile)
DEXTERITY: 80ish
STRENGTH: 50ish
LEADERSHIP: 80ish (I often take a leadership position)
WISDOM: 90ish Very Happy
MARKSMANSHIP: 90ish (bloody good shot with a rifle, not bad with a pistol)
MECHANICAL: 75 (can put stuff together easy enough, as long as I know where it all goes....)
EXPLOSIVES: 10 (never blown anything up before
MEDICAL: 40 (I've done first-aid and thats it)
LEVEL: 3 (2 years in the ADF does that to ya)
SKILLS: Night ops, stealth (I can move without a sound if needed, and my eyes adjust to darkness bloody fast)
ATTITUDE: Positive. Remember, "no matter how bad things may seem, they can't get any worse, or any better. Cause thats the way things are, so you'd better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitching." Or, "It could be so much worse.... in Queensland."
SEXIST: No- if a chick can kill people at will, I wouldn't want to piss her off.
APPEARANCE: About average.
EQUIPMENT: Preference- G11, MP-5/10SD, ammo for both, NVGs and armour.
Most likely- F88 Austeyr with NV Scope, ammo, combat knife.
LIKES: Lynx, Magic, Skully, Trevor
LEARNS TO LIKE: Miguel
HATES: Fidel
LEARNS TO HATE:

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45621] Thu, 17 August 2006 16:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Stevo_Knieval

 
Messages:5
Registered:July 2006
G'wan then.


Name: Steve H.

Sex: Male

Body: Regular Male

Health: 65 - once ate a Pot Noodle and didn't die

Agility: 29 - I struggle getting out of bed most mornings

Dexterity: 84 - fingers like a concert pianist

Strength: 61 - +20 if I'm carrying a crate of Guinness, because it'll be much lighter within a couple of hours

Leadership: 10 - I can read a map and shout "leg it" when needs be

Wisdom: 80 - quite switched on. Still can't figure out XMLs though

Marksmanship: 32 - once hit two targets with five rounds from a Lee Enfield. One of the targets was in a different lane though.

Mechanical: 15 - I like taking stuff apart, can't guarantee I can put it back together though

Explosives: 0 - can't light a candle without burning myself, so I'd prefer not to play with bombs

Medical: 15 - basic first aid knowledge, but I'm not a fan of blood. Especially if it's my own.

Level: 1, going on 4 if a large part of the mission requires sleeping late and getting drunk

Skills: Ambidextrous - I'm just as bad with either hand

Trait: Fear of Insects

Attitude: Pessimist

Sexism: Gentleman

Appearance: Black shirt, black trousers, pale skin and brown hair

Equipment: Webley revolver, carpet slippers

Likes: Shadow, Biggins, Trevor

Learns to Like: Barry, Gasket, Devin

Hates: Steroid, Flo, Lynx, Ira, Meltdown

Learns to Hate: Conrad, Cougar

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45622] Sun, 20 August 2006 10:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Mauser is currently offline Mauser

 
Messages:756
Registered:August 2006
Location: Bavaria - Germany
Name: M. auser

Sex: male

Body: regular male

Health: 50 - just recovered from a really bad pneumonia which downed me for a month. could

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First Sergeant
Re: If you were a merc...[message #45623] Sun, 20 August 2006 23:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
NocturnalCarnivore is currently offline NocturnalCarnivore

 
Messages:35
Registered:April 2006
Quote:
Originally posted by Mauser:
since i am german, i care a lot about safety, so its very unlikely that i will blow myself (or parts hereoff) up.
Oh good.

"(July 2002) This story was told at a symposium dinner, by two Austrian pathologists who work together in Germany. A deceased male was brought to them for a post mortem. He had suffered severe head trauma. According to police reports, the man wanted to see how a German World War II hand grenade was constructed. His curiosity led him to clamp the grenade in a vise, and cut a thin band around the center with a circular saw, so that he would be able to crack open the two halves. Unfortunately, the man cut a little too deep, and detonated the grenade. The pathologists stated that the man had very little brain material when he was brought to them; however, they were not sure if that was a result of the explosion!"

Source.

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Private 1st Class
Re: If you were a merc...[message #45624] Mon, 21 August 2006 00:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Snakus is currently offline Snakus
Messages:3
Registered:June 2006
Location: Finland
Name: Tobias Reaper (yes, I'm kidding)

Sex: Male

Body: Regular Male

health: 40 - I'm in a terrible shape at the moment.

agility: 70 - I'm a quick little bastard.

dexterity: 75 - I've always been good with my hands.

strenght: 20 - STONE BASHING TIME!!

leadership: 0 - I would be the most terrible leader.

wisdom: 90 - I did an IQ test with very high results. That is ofcourse intelligence rather than wisdom, but anyway. I like reading, and I'm not talking about novels and stories, I'm talking about history and all kinds of other useless information.

marksmanship: 15 - IRL, I couldn't hit water if I fell of a boat. But with computer/xbox games, I'd say I would be around 85

mechanical: 30 - I've been tweaking cars and computers but that's pretty much it.

explosives: 0 - What is this weird device with numbers and stuff?

medical: 5 - I can eat pills...

level: 1 - Surprise!

skills: Night ops maybe, I have a great vision wether it's dark or light.

trait: Fear of insects, I hate them Very Happy

attitude: Pessimistic

sexism: Gentleman

appearance: All black.

equipment: A mouse and a keyboard?

likes: Shadow, Grizzly, Lynx

learns to like: Scully maybe

hates: Magic

learns to hate: Everyone

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Civilian
Re: If you were a merc...[message #45625] Tue, 22 August 2006 00:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
vota dc is currently offline vota dc

 
Messages:54
Registered:August 2006
Name: Vota Dc
Sex: Male

Body: Regular Male

health: 100 - I'm never ill,I don't smoke,I dont' drink alchool,I don't take drugs like coffee

agility: 35 - ehm...i run at least 1 km every day but I'm very slow

dexterity: 5 - only one point above McGillicutty!

strenght: 48 - above average

leadership: 65 - ehehehe I'm the leader of the students of History

wisdom: 90 - Ehehehe I will teach in University!

marksmanship: 30 - More than Walter Yuntz

mechanical: 7 - I often TRY to repair broken items!

explosives: 8 - Some chemistry and a long experience with fireworks

medical: 10 - I can bandage people and I know aspirine's effects

level: 1 - Beginner

skills: teaching (expert) - Only good in this!

trait: none

attitude: positive

sexism: gentleman

appearance: black pants,coat,brown hair

equipment: umbrella,canteen

likes: Fox,Reuban

learns to like: Flo,Biff

hates: Fidel

learns to hate: Stella,Mouse,Nails

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Corporal
Re: If you were a merc...[message #45626] Tue, 22 August 2006 00:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Berry is currently offline Berry

 
Messages:29
Registered:August 2006
So many gentlemen ! Take care of doomsday..

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Private 1st Class
Re: If you were a merc...[message #45627] Tue, 22 August 2006 09:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Lucas is currently offline Lucas

 
Messages:311
Registered:June 2006
Location: Londrina, PR, Brazil
Pissing off the ladies??? Are you mad? When a woman gets angry nothing but "Let's talk about our relationship" can stop their wrath... :innocent:

Also I have a crappy .38 revolver only and Buzz have a MP5K... If I piss her off (But of course I won't) I'll be transformed into a BIG piece of Swiss chesse... Cheese... hmmm... :drool:

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45628] Wed, 23 August 2006 00:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Dead__Man is currently offline Dead__Man

 
Messages:12
Registered:June 2006
Location: Viva Bavaria!
Name: Andi
Sex: Male

Body: Regular Male

Health: 50, I won't take much. And if I get sick, it takes a long time for me to recover.

Agility: 80, I'm really fast when it comes to quick thinking and reflexes. Also, I generally (walk, work, etc...) move pretty fast, but only run an above average speed.

Dexterity: 40, shaky hands.

Strenght: 30, I'm a thin guy, not strong at all. Thank god my knuckles are really bony, otherwise my punch would be totally useless and pathetic.

Leadership: 70, I can easily please people and drive them to within an inch of rage. Anyone, even the most sweetest girl. Trust me on that one.

Wisdom: 90, I learn very fast and don't **** around much, if I concentrate.

Marksmanship: 65, was pretty good at paintball matches.

Mechanical: 60, fixing things, wiring things, modifying things, all too easy.

Explosives: 10, not muhc knowledge. Trying to make Napalm and ANFO soon though.

Medical: 15, more than basic knowledge. My father often falls sick and I have a handicapped sister, so I often query medical websites on cause and solution.

Level: 1, never been in a combat zone, only a few basic tactics and battle rules from paintball matches.

Skills: Stealthy (Expert), due to my light weight (60kg @ 1.82m), I can move pretty fast making minimal noise.

Trait: None

Attitude: Normal, a tad psycho

Sexism: A mix of everything (asexual, macho, gentleman, you'll find it all)

Appearance: Black pants, black or blue shirt, brown hair, tanned skin.

Equipment: Swiss army knife, binocuars

Likes: Shadow, Danny, Ice, Buzz, Reaper

Learns to like: Dimitri, Grizzly

Hates: Magic, Biff, Flo, Gaston, Mike

Learns to hate: Ira

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45629] Thu, 24 August 2006 13:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Mauser is currently offline Mauser

 
Messages:756
Registered:August 2006
Location: Bavaria - Germany
Quote:
Trying to make Napalm and ANFO soon though.
uuuuh, did i inspire someone there? :angel:

well, please be careful though, start off with small amounts and watch safety. only incinerate or detonate from a safe distance in a place, where there is nobody to be harmed.
and don

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First Sergeant
Re: If you were a merc...[message #45630] Fri, 25 August 2006 10:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Lucas is currently offline Lucas

 
Messages:311
Registered:June 2006
Location: Londrina, PR, Brazil
Hmmm... I don't know very much about chemicals and explosives (It's alright, Lucas-san... But next time you throw the grenade and keep the pin OKay?) But if memory serves Napalm glues on the skin and keeps burning even if you enter in the water, so beware! :professor:

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Master Sergeant
Re: If you were a merc...[message #45631] Fri, 25 August 2006 21:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
NocturnalCarnivore is currently offline NocturnalCarnivore

 
Messages:35
Registered:April 2006
On the other hand, it would make his name that much more ironic.

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45632] Mon, 28 August 2006 02:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Garfgarog is currently offline Garfgarog

 
Messages:9
Registered:May 2006
Name: Charles 'Miller' Dumoulin

Sex: Male

Body: Large Male

Health: 90 - I don't damage easily, and when I do the pain fades fast.

Agility: 80 - I can cover a lot of ground in a short time.

Dexterity: 92 - Half and half caused by playing drums and playing withy knives and guns.

Strength: 78 - Not so much for lifting power, more rather for how long I can carry weight.

Leadership: 83 - Naturally gifted in communicating.

Wisdom: 97 - Skipped two grades, scored second highest of grade school and high school. Ranked in the top 2% of IQ levels in Canada (158 if I remember correctly).

Marksmanship: 91 - Played with guns of all sorts since I was 8, starting with pellet and working up to small arms by 19.

Mechanical: 50 - Dad was a volunteer mechanic for a local wheelchair rugby team, as well as an excellent vehicle mechanic. Passed some knowledge onto me despite my interest more in electronics.

Explosives: 95 - Currently an active pyrotechnician, having replaced my Dad in his position.

Medical: 35 - Uh... I dated a med school student.

Level: 4 - Occasionally run mock military drills and painball/airsoft games with some armed forces friends of mine.

Skills: Knifing (Expert) - Lots of practice with knives and misdirected use of my knowledge of anatomy.

Trait: Fear of Water - If I can't see the bottom, I'm not going in.

Attitude: Psycho - Violence is sooo fun.

Sexism: Gentleman

Appearance: Khaki Shorts, Bright coloured shirt, Tan Skin and Black Hair. - Guess tan fits best, just kind of naturally dark skinned due to presence of Native American heritage.

Equipment: G36C + 2 clips, M1911A1 + 2 clips, Boonie Hat (cannot be unequipped)

Likes: Gimpy, Shank, Thor, Red, Spider, Tex

Learns to like: Buns, Gus, Bubba, Reaper, Shadow

Hates: Meltdown, Sidney, Cliff, Malice

Learns to hate: Raider, Fidel, Scully, Larry

Yup. Need one skilled merc around these parts at least. ;p

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45633] Thu, 31 August 2006 09:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Lucas is currently offline Lucas

 
Messages:311
Registered:June 2006
Location: Londrina, PR, Brazil
Unupdated stuff...

[Updated on: Wed, 16 May 2007 03:49] by Moderator

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45634] Thu, 31 August 2006 16:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DrewThirtyEight is currently offline DrewThirtyEight

 
Messages:12
Registered:August 2006
Location: Bourbonnais IL
Name: Andrew W.

Sex: Male

Body: Large Male

Health:45

Agility:50

Dexterity:33

Strength:44

Leadership:2

Wisdom:73 (I do not have wisdom, but I am pretty smart... I take that into account)

Marksmanship:8

Mechanical:5 (I can't even use tools)

Explosive:1 (I almost know how to use a lighter!)

Medical:4

Skills:none (that I am aware of)

trait: heat intloerant

attitidue: loner

sexism: gentleman

likes: MD, Gasket, Barry

learns to like: Cougar

hates: Buns, Ira, Scully

learns to hate: Biff, Raider, Cliff

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45635] Fri, 01 September 2006 17:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DudeWheresMyTank is currently offline DudeWheresMyTank

 
Messages:51
Registered:August 2006
Location: Canada
Herbert "The Pervert" Steiner
Sex: Male
Body type: Large male
Health: 71
Agility: 55
Dexterity: 68
Strength: 77
Leadership: 18
Wisdom: 78
Marksmanship: 69
Mechanical: 22
Explosives: 16 (I used to play with a lot of firecrackers until one exploded in my hand and nearly took off my thumb...)
Medical: 1 (I can barely put a bandaid on myself so don't count on me to do much of anything else)
Skills: Electronics, night ops
Level: 2 (hey, i've gotten in a couple of fisticuffs)
Trait: Fear of Insects
Attitude: Loner
Sexism: Not sexist
Equipment: Bizon, 2x bizon mags, kevlar helmet, guardian vest, machete, canteen, porno magazine, beer, walkman
Likes: Buzz, Scope
Learns to like: Wolf
Hates: Conrad, Bubba
Learns to hate: Stephen
Appearance: Average
Refinement: Slob
Racist: not Racist
Appearance: Black head, tan skin, black shirt, blue pants
Need for sleep: 4
Good guy: No

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45636] Tue, 05 September 2006 07:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
vota dc is currently offline vota dc

 
Messages:54
Registered:August 2006
Quote:
Originally posted by Garfgarog:
Name: Charles 'Miller' Dumoulin

Sex: Male

Body: Large Male

Health: 90 - I don't damage easily, and when I do the pain fades fast.

Agility: 80 - I can cover a lot of ground in a short time.

Dexterity: 92 - Half and half caused by playing drums and playing withy knives and guns.

Strength: 78 - Not so much for lifting power, more rather for how long I can carry weight.

Leadership: 83 - Naturally gifted in communicating.

Wisdom: 97 - Skipped two grades, scored second highest of grade school and high school. Ranked in the top 2% of IQ levels in Canada (158 if I remember correctly).

Marksmanship: 91 - Played with guns of all sorts since I was 8, starting with pellet and working up to small arms by 19.

Mechanical: 50 - Dad was a volunteer mechanic for a local wheelchair rugby team, as well as an excellent vehicle mechanic. Passed some knowledge onto me despite my interest more in electronics.

Explosives: 95 - Currently an active pyrotechnician, having replaced my Dad in his position.

Medical: 35 - Uh... I dated a med school student.

Level: 4 - Occasionally run mock military drills and painball/airsoft games with some armed forces friends of mine.

Skills: Knifing (Expert) - Lots of practice with knives and misdirected use of my knowledge of anatomy.

Trait: Fear of Water - If I can't see the bottom, I'm not going in.

Attitude: Psycho - Violence is sooo fun.

Sexism: Gentleman

Appearance: Khaki Shorts, Bright coloured shirt, Tan Skin and Black Hair. - Guess tan fits best, just kind of naturally dark skinned due to presence of Native American heritage.

Equipment: G36C + 2 clips, M1911A1 + 2 clips, Boonie Hat (cannot be unequipped)

Likes: Gimpy, Shank, Thor, Red, Spider, Tex

Learns to like: Buns, Gus, Bubba, Reaper, Shadow

Hates: Meltdown, Sidney, Cliff, Malice

Learns to hate: Raider, Fidel, Scully, Larry

Yup. Need one skilled merc around these parts at least. ;p
Level 4 with games?Impossible!In Jagged 1 Magic killed hundred of men and he is still level 4!

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45637] Tue, 05 September 2006 09:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Lucas is currently offline Lucas

 
Messages:311
Registered:June 2006
Location: Londrina, PR, Brazil
Oh God, where is humanity modesty? :saint:

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45638] Tue, 19 September 2006 06:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hexarar is currently offline Hexarar

 
Messages:51
Registered:September 2006
Location: Askola, Finland
Name: Seppo "Smith" I. (Smith, because that's what Seppo means. I am no mech.)

Sex: Male

Body: Large Male

Health: 75. I can take a whole lot of pain before I go down.

Agility: 40. I'm no cat.

Dexterity: 70. Heard this affects shooting, knifing and lockpicking, and I am good in all of them.

Strength: 90. I am a strongman. Give me a locked door and a crowbar, and either the door opens or the crowbar breaks. I have done both.

Leadership: 80. They say I have a way with words, and I'm good in making people see things in my way. Also got a whole lot of authority.

Wisdom: 75. I am not a genius, but I'm pretty close. And modest.

Marksmanship: 80- I'm a decent shot with almost any pistols. Never got the chance to fire a SMG or anything heavier.

Mechanical: I can barely sharpen a knife, much less

Explosives: 0. I hate explosives. I can barely stand firecrackers!

Medical: 8. I know how to use bandages.

Level: 1. Does this really need an explanation? I haven't been in the army yet.

Skills: Lockpicking, Knifing.

Trait: Stubbornity. "In a minute, I ain't finished yet!" ~Leech

Attitude: Laid-back.

Sexism: Gentleman

Appearance: Loose jeans, loose jeancoat. (I'm so large it's pretty hard to find loose clothes, men mostly i succeed.)

Equipment: Sunglasses, Dart gun. (I could easily get one from my big sister's father-in-law.)

Likes: Trevor, Scully.

Learns to like: All the strongmen (except the ones listed below, if any).

Hates: Buzz, Meltdown.

Learns to hate: Gasket(he's a racist), Fidel(Trevor hates him), Numb (he gives bad reputation to all the aussies).

Possible quotes:
When hiring:
"Smith. Whatsit?"
"How long time were you planning?"
If you wait a bit:
"Come on, man! You know you want me. I'm a valuable, cheap addition to any team."
After hire:
"And we have the winner!"

Going to empty sector:
"And here we are. Ready 'n' waitin'."

Going to enemy-occupied sector:
"Idiots around, pal. Let's give 'em a beating!"
Kill:
"At least you no longer suffer, idiot."
Or:
"That's it."
Blowin' head:
"Man! Ain't that one hundred and fortyfour!" (gross)
Too many enemies:
"Hope there are no more than those idiots coming. Else I'm going to need help."
Out of ammo:
"Lock and load, matey!"
Gun break:
"Hmm-m, gonna take someone more skilled than me to fix this baby up."
Gun jam:
*singing*"PEANUT BUTTER JELLY DAMN!"
Close call:
"First you need to learn how to shoot, idiot!"
Bleeding:
"Discovered an immediate need of bandages."
Dying:
"Seems... like... those... idiots.. got me. 'twas fun, tho! *cough*"
Some enemies left, unfound:
"Some idiots found their butts valuable. Let's check if we can make some bucks with them!"
Enemies fled:
"Some of those idiots apparently got some sense in their thick skulls. They left head over heels!"
Enemies killed:
"All idiots are gone, pal! Can't say I'm disappointed."

Task completed:
"Wasn't too difficult for me. What next?"

Like/Dislike messages:
"Hoo-roo! That Trevor is my all-time favorite aussie!"
"How do you spell 'Deadly'? I'd go R as in Robert, J as in James and S as in Sullivan!" (That's Scully)

"I'm not saying that I don't like Fidel, but that's just because he might hear me and maybe I have to work with him more."

"That Gasket's a goddamn racist sicko! I should send him to the same place he sent all those squirrels!"

"That Numb is an idiot. He gives bad reputation to all australians. And I like them folk!"

What's left unsaid... Oh!

Bloodcats:
"Is that one of those Texan kitties? They said me all is bigger in Texas."
"Another Texas cat!"

Bugs:
"Now that's an ugly thing! Bet it's gonna look even uglier with a hole in head... when I figure out which end is head."
"Another bug to squash."

Talking to himself(with any morale):
"Why are all these guys always complaining? Don't they like what they're doing?"

(loong post, but I had fun writing it. Hope you have fun reading it, too!)

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45639] Wed, 20 September 2006 00:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DNA from the Lowlands is currently offline DNA from the Lowlands

 
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"Oh God, where is humanity modesty?"
Here it is Wink

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45640] Wed, 20 September 2006 01:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
the scorpion

 
Messages:1834
Registered:September 2004
Location: CH
and one of them 4 horsemen is going to have a ja2 speech set soon. at least i expect so.

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45641] Wed, 20 September 2006 02:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DNA from the Lowlands is currently offline DNA from the Lowlands

 
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Oh dear, seems I got to print a weapons-list.

Are you sure about this voice , I might be able to go a bit lower/bassier.
I've 'learned to accept my voice as-heard-on-playback'.

Guess is that when you speak, some of the sound fills your ear.
On playback you miss that and it sounds 'weird'.

The samples for JA should be pronounced slow/steady.

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45642] Wed, 20 September 2006 10:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Lucas is currently offline Lucas

 
Messages:311
Registered:June 2006
Location: Londrina, PR, Brazil
Quote:
Originally posted by DNA from the Lowlands:
"Oh God, where is humanity modesty?"
Here it is Wink
:bow: Hehe, thanks dude, I mean, Sir!

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45643] Wed, 20 September 2006 12:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Marlboro Man

 
Messages:1159
Registered:October 2005
Location: USA
Quote:
Originally posted by DNA from the Lowlands:
"Oh God, where is humanity modesty?"
Here it is Wink
:biglaugh: Good stuff. I laughed my ass off. like I said before your pretty funny for a raphead. :biglaugh:

But really, 1,500.00 a day? Maybe a week. Razz

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45644] Wed, 20 September 2006 20:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DNA from the Lowlands is currently offline DNA from the Lowlands

 
Messages:337
Registered:July 2003
Perhaps ScottyBrown100 (url = mailto:link) is willing to expand that MercRoster.

Marlboro Man: felt reasonable.
If I'd kick-the-bucket on day one, that doesn't even cover a box.
(Price = 10 times 150, there's a difference in ,s and .s between imperial/metric system)

Hey, I can cut you some slack on a longterm deal, if it's good for you.

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45645] Wed, 04 October 2006 10:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Scottybrown100 is currently offline Scottybrown100

 
Messages:203
Registered:December 2003
Location: Michigan, USA
Well well well, should we get this up and going again DNA? Hehe, let me try to find the website info again, and see if I can't add some of this info onto our "AIM" website.

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45646] Wed, 04 October 2006 10:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Scottybrown100 is currently offline Scottybrown100

 
Messages:203
Registered:December 2003
Location: Michigan, USA
BTW, here is the front page to the website
http://www.geocities.com/rdmsbrown@prodigy.net/aim


And I'm STILL saying, we gotta put ourselves in game, with pictures, and sound and all, I always thought that would be awesome!

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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45647] Wed, 04 October 2006 19:48 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
DNA from the Lowlands is currently offline DNA from the Lowlands

 
Messages:337
Registered:July 2003
Perhaps as IMP-eastereggs, no .dat file needed. (That would mean we only get 3.000, once.) Hexarar allready has speech-lines in his post.

You're the 'closest' to Sir-Tech and Strat-First on the map. Considering the nature of our business .. ?I've written this before?

Just kidding, pic for Lukas-san: http://www.combatreform.com/eastwood.jpg

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