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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #257663] Tue, 27 July 2010 17:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
deknegt

 
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Fidel his answering machine.

''Remember, Fidel like Money and Fidel like Boom!''

i laughed for a good minute after that one.
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #258869] Mon, 09 August 2010 07:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
llUSNllGhost
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One thing that cracked me up is when you're contacting Cynthia "Fox" Guzzman, and wait until she talks about her looks and talking about taking care of herself and "taking care" of others. After that, she says "You're not wearing pants, are you?" Too funny.
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #264013] Thu, 30 September 2010 13:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Buns

 
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The four rebels can be quite funny when you have them in your team:


Carlos sees an enemy: "Trrrraitor from enemy!"

-- what would in fact be our ally --



Carlos and Miguel are being shot at.
Miguel: "They don't know they are shooting at Miguel. I'll teach them."
Carlos: "They know they are shooting at Carlos. They have all reasons to kill me!"

-- Carlos assumes that may be the enemy is not able to identify HRH Miguel Cordona, leader of the rebels, but certainly him, Carlos Dasouza, guardian of the Omerta cellars. His ego does by far exceed that of Conrad. --


Miguel works the magic of unjamming a gun in tactical combat.
Carlos: "I respect Miguel; he deserves that."
Ira: "That's why Miguel is the leader"

-- Is Miguel their leader because he is the only one of them able of unjamming a gun, or because Carlos says he deserves to? Anyways, qualifications for that job seem not to be set exceptional high. --


Dimitri being killed in the first encounter with the enemy.
Carlos: "He was a brave man, but I wondered he survived that long at all."



Ivan to Miguel: "Don't worry any more. I professional killer. And you speak funny accent."
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #265196] Wed, 20 October 2010 10:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
jamotide

 
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Registered:July 2002
Location: Germany
This one is from JA:DG

Mouse: Fox is a whore, a cheap whore with wandering eyes who should be killed slowly, with deliberate pain and plenty of suffering.


Listen to it here:
https://sites.google.com/site/jamotide/file-cabinet/Mousefox.mp3?attredirects=0&d=1
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #266550] Tue, 09 November 2010 14:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
GMV

 
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Location: The Netherlands
Just got a funny combo:

Heavy suppression fire on IMP, Buzz, and Monk (WF).

IMP: 'Wonder how many lives I got left after that.."
Buzz: "You call that close?"
Monk: "Was very close"

I was really smiling at this, certainly as my IMP is a show-off and is always teamed with buzz for firepower. He wants to show off, she thinks he is complaining and a few tiles down Monk says to her that he is right. Haha.
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #273162] Thu, 10 February 2011 10:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
nollan

 
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Location: Le Su
Maddog cracks me up.

When going back to real-time: "Let's just fire wildly till their come out of their hiding spot!"
Whenever he levels: "It doesn't matter!" (why the hell does he say that? It makes sense for some reason but I can't figure out why)
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #273174] Thu, 10 February 2011 12:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Buns

 
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nollan
Whenever he levels: "It doesn't matter!" (why the hell does he say that? It makes sense for some reason but I can't figure out why)
In the German version he says "Macht nichts, weiter geht's", what means something like "don't care about it, let's keep going". I think that way his "it doesn't matter" makes sense: yes, it does matter in terms of gameplay, but "please don't start a party because of me, we have more urgent stuff to do".
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #273228] Thu, 10 February 2011 20:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tao

 
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He is saying: "Who gives a fuck let's get this shit done."
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #274417] Thu, 24 February 2011 12:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
RichieRich80

 
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I always thought he means that he's already the best merc around, so it doesn't matter if he gets any better. That'd be in line with "I looove myself", which he says after successfully picking locks etc.

My favorite quote from Maddog is definitely "Did it hurt, moron?". Asking things like that from people you just killed... :devilaugh:
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #274445] Thu, 24 February 2011 15:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tao

 
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Maddog, Razor, Haywire, and Hamous.

Out of the four I have on this squad, Mad definitely cracks me up the most.
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #275306] Tue, 08 March 2011 11:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
rishta

 
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Registered:February 2011
Haven't seen anyone mention those and I had troubles catching my breath the first time I heard them.

Igor: "Game over, man, game over!" (The way he says it)

Reaper: "Mother of GOD!"

Shadow, with his usual calm matter-of-factly register: "What a mess. Where's the dignity?"

Scully: "Doubt I'll find an ear to collect."

Static, when he blows someone's head off: "Kinda had a firework effect to it. Even made a chilling pop sound, man!" or when he notices some stuff on the ground: "Check THIS out!"

Meltdown: "Shiet!" or "The goddamn gun is outta goddamn bullets!"
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #313103] Sat, 15 December 2012 17:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
onewithdeath

 
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What does Malice refer to when saying: "I t'ink my stuff come from da garbage can."? I first thought he saw the rottten bodies, but no, they're "fresh". Only a few hours have passed since the fight.
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #313104] Sat, 15 December 2012 17:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DepressivesBrot

 
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Probably his guns or armor then.


Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #313459] Sun, 23 December 2012 14:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Taikaviitta

 
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Location: Finland
Fox seeing bloodcat. "When I see one, I think Fireplace." Or something on that line.
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #314053] Wed, 09 January 2013 17:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Brujah

 
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One of the 1.13 AIM mercs say "Acho! Enemy! Fuckin' kill them all!" when you're about to enter a sector.





Also, another not-so-funny but interesting quote from Lynx when he blows a head, he says something like this: "I used to make jokes about this kind of thing, but I've seen way too many friends die that way, it's not funny anymore."


Makes you go from "Very Happy" for blowing a head to ":/"
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #314054] Wed, 09 January 2013 17:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DepressivesBrot

 
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WF, Rudolf: "Achtung! Enemy~" Which I guess might be funny for non-Germans...


Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #328535] Mon, 25 November 2013 16:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
RichieRich80

 
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Talking to a civilian for the first time in Cambria hospital sector:
"Have you met nurse Jenny? Please do nothing to taint this woman."
"She is Satan. I risk my life to say this."
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #349645 is a reply to message #328535] Thu, 27 April 2017 00:38 Go to previous message
Gopas

 
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Location: Norway
Over the years i have laughed a lot at some quotes, especially hearing them for the first time. And then, sometimes, you hear the right quote at the perfect time and that cracks me up. Such as that time when Shadow is crouching and Conrad who is also crouched behind Shadow, shoots over his shoulder, I died laughing when Shadow said his trademark "That was close enough" line, with his matter-of-factly voice. It was so unexpected that made me laugh so hard, Usually he will say that when he gets shot at by the enemy, lol big grin.

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