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What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45184]

Mon, 20 June 2005 08:47

Scottybrown100

Messages:203
Registered:December 2003
Location: Michigan, USA

While most of you would probably go with Fox, I think I would take Buzz... only after she takes anger management courses...

LOL, the board seemed kind of dead, so maybe this thread will spark things up again Very Happy

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Sergeant 1st Class

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45185]

Mon, 20 June 2005 09:17

neo9077

Messages:13
Registered:October 2004
Location: Ontario, Canada

I would take my custom merc - Joanna. I know it's not a glamorous nickname but I like it. She has dark red hair, brown eyes, Female Merc voice number 2 I believe, and is my night/stealth ops leader.

For the ladies:

If I were gay or a woman on the other hand, I guess I would take Wolf. He's big and burly! :biglaugh:

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Private

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45186]

Mon, 20 June 2005 09:57

Khor1255

Messages:1817
Registered:August 2003
Location: Pleasantville, NJ

This is a haaarrd one....
Fox maybe but usually girls that talk that much about it leave something to be desired. I'll have to go with Buns. Now I'm not sure if I'd be able to relax enough to actually sleep with her though...

A few of the IMP females are really hot but maybe because I never use them I didn't even consider them.
Of the in game characters I'd maybe go with nurse Jenny although the prissy chick in Balime is definate spanking material.

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Sergeant Major

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45187]

Mon, 20 June 2005 10:37

neo9077

Messages:13
Registered:October 2004
Location: Ontario, Canada

lol Khor.

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Private

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45188]

Mon, 20 June 2005 11:41

Scottybrown100

Messages:203
Registered:December 2003
Location: Michigan, USA

You mean the rich guys wife Khor?

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Sergeant 1st Class

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45189]

Mon, 20 June 2005 13:24

Khor1255

Messages:1817
Registered:August 2003
Location: Pleasantville, NJ

Yeah.
I want to call her Lorena but I can't really remember her name.

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Sergeant Major

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45190]

Mon, 20 June 2005 22:15

Scottybrown100

Messages:203
Registered:December 2003
Location: Michigan, USA

I think that is her name... not sure though, going to have to travel to balime now to find out Smile

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Sergeant 1st Class

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45191]

Mon, 20 June 2005 23:35

Jogge

Messages:29
Registered:October 2003
Location: Sweden

Hmm ... my vote goes to the female warden of Tixa. Besides her icy Nicole Kidman-look (which I have a soft spot for), I find her attitude and working place ... captivating. Wink

J - back to slacking

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Private 1st Class

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45192]

Tue, 21 June 2005 00:35

Messages:14
Registered:January 2004
Location: England

All the women in the brothel.

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Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45193]

Tue, 21 June 2005 01:15

The NumbNuts

Messages:75
Registered:May 2004
Location: Keuruu, Finland

Jubilee

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Corporal

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45194]

Tue, 21 June 2005 02:16

DNA from the Lowlands

Messages:337
Registered:July 2003

LOL @ Jogge

I agree with Kohr: it's Buns for me as well.

Sorry but, "2 Ever admit that once, just once, you were [...]"

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Master Sergeant

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45195]

Tue, 21 June 2005 06:42

Mike

Messages:40
Registered:January 2000
Location: USA

Beth...if she wasn't dead.

Fox, of course...and maybe Mouse...if I could deal with her insipid overuse of the word "like."

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Corporal

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45196]

Tue, 21 June 2005 11:48

Scottybrown100

Messages:203
Registered:December 2003
Location: Michigan, USA

Yes, Beth was a fine woman... to bad she was gunned down.

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Sergeant 1st Class

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45197]

Wed, 22 June 2005 19:52

Jabberdau

Messages:5
Registered:June 2004
Location: Denmark

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Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45198]

Wed, 22 June 2005 21:35

TNT

Messages:49
Registered:June 2004
Location: Netherlands

Raven! Although she married and probably a bit older than me. Very Happy

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Corporal

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45199]

Wed, 22 June 2005 21:41

Phantom

Messages:66
Registered:November 2001
Location: behind you ...

probly Elhi from UC (her voice & script sounds more like a teenage American than a female Eastern bloc soldier), or Vicki (Jamaicans are Hot!) :wrysmiley:

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Corporal

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45200]

Sun, 26 June 2005 04:07

Shrike

Messages:58
Registered:December 2002
Location: Belgium

Quote:

Originally posted by Jabberdau:
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Corporal

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45201]

Mon, 27 June 2005 13:14

Scottybrown100

Messages:203
Registered:December 2003
Location: Michigan, USA

I'm suprised somebody didn't say Ira

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Sergeant 1st Class

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45202]

Mon, 27 June 2005 22:29

DNA from the Lowlands

Messages:337
Registered:July 2003

LOL

There's this guy who's got a wife.
On one night he wants to fnck her in-the-ear.(Pardon my French, but that 'ear' is what made this bit relevant to me.)
His wife doesn't like the idea and starts questioning him, "Won't it hurt/I might end up deaf..."
The man replies: "Nonsense I've been putting it in your mouth for over 10 years and you haven't stopped yapping yet."

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Master Sergeant

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45203]

Tue, 28 June 2005 08:12

Scottybrown100

Messages:203
Registered:December 2003
Location: Michigan, USA

ha ha ha!

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Sergeant 1st Class

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45204]

Tue, 28 June 2005 19:03

zango

Messages:128
Registered:January 2005
Location: India

@DNA-FTL: rofl! hehe! Very Happy

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Sergeant

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45205]

Mon, 04 July 2005 16:09

CCKeane

Messages:98
Registered:September 2004
Location: Hoboken/Long Island

Dedriana.
What? None of you guys think poiwer is an aprohdisiac?

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Corporal 1st Class

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45206]

Tue, 05 July 2005 23:56

Danirijeka

Messages:45
Registered:November 2004
Location: Levico Terme, Italy

Buns, if she could keep her mouth shut.

If I was a woman I'd say Elliot Very Happy

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Corporal

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45207]

Sun, 10 July 2005 22:16

AZAZEL

Messages:750
Registered:February 2004

It's the IMP girl for me,face no.1.
You know,the misterious type...As for the voice, definitely the one having "TOO MUCH" in repertory. Very Happy

PS:Have you guys heard Raven's death scream?
I'd heavily bet she makes a similar one when she...

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First Sergeant

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45208]

Tue, 12 July 2005 04:45

Omega

Messages:63
Registered:January 2004
Location: Peterborough, England

Hmm..intresting

I'd say..MELTDOWN! (jk) I think it'd be that rich guys wife.. (i always did kill him just for the pus..)

From the guys it'd be..red *scottish accent* "ooo great, i'd love ta plant me tnt in youuu"

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Corporal

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45209]

Tue, 12 July 2005 14:39

themglman

Messages:74
Registered:October 2001
Location: Texas

:playboy:

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Corporal

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45210]

Wed, 13 July 2005 06:34

dzeller

Messages:87
Registered:February 2003
Location: USA

I'd have to say Deidranna, of course! Razz

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Corporal 1st Class

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45211]

Sat, 30 July 2005 23:10

Lyt.Ivans

Messages:29
Registered:July 2005
Location: Malaysia, Kuala Lumpur

Buzz or sterling, Buzz is pretty and sterling is a sniper girl (if she using sniper rifle) hehehe.

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Private 1st Class

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45212]

Wed, 10 August 2005 04:13

MagicJuggler

Messages:24
Registered:January 2005

Fox is a true nympho...pity Wolf is a pretty decent all-around character cuz' he'd have to be taken out of commission before she was available. I mean, she has Dex 100 meaning she has very very good hands; the only thing is dealing with all her quotes:

"I'm kinda...tied up at the moment."
"Yeah. We did 'em all. I love that."
"I'm in position and available...as always."

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Private 1st Class

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45213]

Tue, 23 August 2005 05:32

Glupii

Messages:12
Registered:July 2005
Location: Charlotte, NC

And lets not forget "THAT was worth bending over for!"

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Private

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45214]

Mon, 05 September 2005 00:41

Cagemonkey

Messages:275
Registered:December 2001
Location: Sweden

I wouldn

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Master Sergeant

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45215]

Wed, 07 September 2005 23:46

Archie

Messages:19
Registered:September 2005
Location: Great Britain

Buns would be fun - love to melt that cold exteria...then again Fox...hmmm

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Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #45216]

Tue, 01 November 2005 01:19

Annapolisjohn

Messages:117
Registered:September 2003
Location: westminster, Maryland

Fox Fox Fox and More Fox

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Sergeant

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #145361]

Tue, 19 June 2007 01:37

Hellmann

Messages:5
Registered:June 2007
Location: Moscow,Russia

Fox & Jubilee.And of course deidrana- to avenge falling comrades))).

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Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #145816]

Thu, 21 June 2007 03:51

Sgt. Skeptic

Messages:26
Registered:April 2003
Location: Tacoma, WA

Doreen. The dominatrix with a heart of gold...or maybe copper.

Seriously though I am thinking Raven because she reminds me of a few girls I dated in my younger days. Fox is hot but she is either a tease or a serious risk for some nasty STDs.

I like Buzz too.

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Private 1st Class

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #145821]

Thu, 21 June 2007 04:00

Muliki

Messages:24
Registered:June 2007
Location: Georgia

forget that id bed Brenda

lol jk

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Private 1st Class

Re: What female merc would you 'bed'?[message #146970]

Wed, 27 June 2007 15:08

Palantyre

Messages:11
Registered:June 2007
Location: the grim north

Obvious as it is, I have to say Fox too. Sure she may be a tease and whatever, but she just sounds so damn hot. Scope is my second "favourite". Even though I'm not too keen on her hairdo, there's just something about that British accent that makes me go "hurrrrrrr."

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