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Re: The funniest MERC?[message #226228] Wed, 08 July 2009 11:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sorkvild

 
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Registered:June 2009
My favorites are Haywire and his buddy Razor - "How do you like them apples, roadkill" Hahaha
Malice is very funny guy too and his goofy anglo/french replies:)
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #226229] Wed, 08 July 2009 11:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
GreenKustom

 
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Registered:July 2009
Location: Hyvink

Funniest is of course Maddog all the way! Ex:
"Sure they look like I'm the crazy man, but they are the crazy ones! One day, I will kill them all.."

This line can be achieved by talking to him when he is in your team and points to other mercs in there.

But still... I think I like Conrad as he' even a good fighter, he has ambition and leadership to make good quotes:

"Me too. And I'm more important"
"Do not worry. I'm in charge."
"Obviosly I did not train them." (When enemies miss by few inches.
"I may need help"
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #235394] Sun, 18 October 2009 11:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
90210

 
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Registered:October 2009
Location: Czech Republic
Fidel for me. Loved him in first JA (leave me alone, i`m busy was pretty frustrating though), great lines in second JA. One of the most underrated mercs, along with Grunty.

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Re: The funniest MERC?[message #235399] Sun, 18 October 2009 12:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Logisteric

 
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Registered:December 2008
Location: B
grunty underrated? is there someone who does not know that he is the best bargain in ja?
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #235511] Tue, 20 October 2009 16:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JURAJURA

 
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Registered:March 2002
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Razor of course ;]
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #235527] Tue, 20 October 2009 20:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Slax

 
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Registered:July 2006
Location: People riding polar bears...
Gasket. He's... special.

Re: The funniest MERC?[message #235529] Tue, 20 October 2009 20:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Gorro der GrĂ¼ne

 
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Logisteric
grunty underrated? is there someone who does not know that he is the best bargain in ja?

Every Pole celebrating Bobby "the villain" Steroidarsky

The most underrated merc is oc Gasket.

The most funniest merc is Shadow. He is soooo funny that I always shoot him myself.
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #235530] Tue, 20 October 2009 21:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Kriplo

 
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Registered:February 2008
Location: Zagreb - Croatia
Dimitri "I forget, I forget again"
Gasket
Gumpy
Bull
Fidel "I kiss my gun"
Biff "as a true leader of the man"
Haywire
Razor
Hamous
Bubba "bbbingo"
Buns actually always hate her but once after hire her more then day never let her go
Nails
Barry

Perko because of his unforgetable speech

A.I.M. sucks and M.E.R.C. rules, always hire every one from merc Smile

Re: The funniest MERC?[message #235567] Wed, 21 October 2009 08:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
herb

 
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Registered:September 2007
Location: Slovenija
Hamous for sure. He is trying to be a good soldier but he drives an icecream van
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #235765] Fri, 23 October 2009 13:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Schmidt

 
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Registered:September 2009
Location: Br
Buzz. A woman with my sense of humor. Though, I wouldn't like to date her, that'd be too risky for anyone but some sort of terminator.

"Pick someone, anyone. I feel like killing somebody."
(rofl)


Sadly, in my past games, I was focused on best bang for buck, where I've found that the higher paid mercs are not really useful. Razor, Blood, and other mercs with 70 mrk can reliably make headshots with scoped rifles while staying out of harm's way.
Better to have 10 bozos @ 600 bucks each with garands or scouts, with ~70 mrk than 2 x 6 level elites @ 3-4K with the best kit and 95 mrk. That's why I hardly ever hire her, as she's verys sweet but too expensive.All it takes to kill someone is one headshot with a rifle... and the bozos will get an interrupt or headshot in sooner or later.
Can't wait for multiplayer to test it out.
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #235794] Fri, 23 October 2009 22:04 Go to previous message
Anonymous
Whenever Gumpy gets shot.....eruahhhhhh "sounds from mouth"
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