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The funniest MERC?[message #165411] Thu, 22 November 2007 06:30 Go to next message
Amalgam

 
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In your opinion, whose the funniest MERC?
I don
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #165435] Thu, 22 November 2007 13:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
cougar

 
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Clapshot is a scottish dish, mixing potatoes and turnips if I remember correctly I think they serve it with Haggis, ate it once when I was in London, sodger is a dialectal form of soldier, I had a scottish english teacher at one point, man I didn

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Re: The funniest MERC?[message #165437] Thu, 22 November 2007 14:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
shikaka

 
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Amalgam
In your opinion, whose the funniest MERC?



Hamous :bluecool: I always hire him.

And Steriod is fun too. (But I don't really use him, because I prefer Fox and Igor)
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #165526] Fri, 23 November 2007 17:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Shadow6

 
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Hamous for me.

"Eh... you got sumthin in your teeth man."
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #165615] Sat, 24 November 2007 19:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JA fan

 
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Maddog always.......

-Whoa! I've got brain in my mouth.Say sweet... :biglaugh:

-Did it hurt moron? :biglaugh:

-I'm here.I ate every bug in the way.There were many. :biglaugh:

I always hire this cool psycho.

2nd place I think its Razor.

- Oh man,I was just dreaming about those cool Ginsus above my head.....(he says something like that when you fire him) :biglaugh:

- People say I'm psychotic.I'm not.I just have passion for my job. :biglaugh:

Psychos,at least for me,grants the best lines for fun.
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #165714] Mon, 26 November 2007 09:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Cagemonkey

 
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Hamous shouting "DOG" when he spots a bloodcat is funny!
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #166584] Tue, 04 December 2007 19:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
WillyWonka

 
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Cagemonkey
Hamous shouting "DOG" when he spots a bloodcat is funny!


...or when Grunty sees a bloodcat: "Jaah...big pussy!"

I think Red is the funniest. He
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #167675] Sat, 15 December 2007 13:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Palidian
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I have to go with Gasket, if he is not telling you about the time he bit his own ankle, or pissing his pants, or remembering something he cannot quite remember. But there is nothing he cannot repair.

He is too funny to pass up.
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #167735] Sun, 16 December 2007 04:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JA fan

 
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Palidian
I have to go with Gasket, if he is not telling you about the time he bit his own ankle, or pissing his pants, or remembering something he cannot quite remember. But there is nothing he cannot repair.

He is too funny to pass up.


Yeah,I'm giving him a chance now.....But his head sometimes hurts too much when opening some doors..... :angry:


Changing the subject a bit:
In fact,if you give him a little training,Razor becomes a killing machine.So does Haywire... :axe: :rifle:
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #170206] Wed, 09 January 2008 15:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Ken no Oni

 
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Hamous and Maddog.

"Carpet"

"Give me more, more, MORE!"

"Ooo, dat a big bug. We don't have those in Metavira"



And Arn... Steroid is a good laugh too.
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #170273] Thu, 10 January 2008 02:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
CCKeane

 
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I really like Red, too.
I don't hire Gumpy often, but he's kind of funny sometimes.
Other than that, it's all about Maddog, Razor, Haywire, Gasket, all the already mentioned guys!
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #180036] Thu, 03 April 2008 20:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DoomPig

 
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I laugh everytime Razor dies with Haywire in the team "Razor, NOO. Man you were so COOL, I WANTED TO BE JUST LIKE YOU, I WAS WORKING ON IT"
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #180820] Fri, 11 April 2008 09:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Captain Taipan

 
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My order of funny guys:

Coming in at number 3 is Hamous - "Naughty Man! Bye Bye Naughty Man!"

at number 2 is Haywire - "Time to kick some ass" [his other lines can crack me up as well]

But number one is Gasket - "I just pissed my pants" [that had me falling off my chair laughing the first time I heard him say that] :rulez:
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #186257] Sun, 25 May 2008 16:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Goldline321

 
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Haywire is my favo merc.

Love these 2 Quotes: "Dragged my ass here now what" or "We got losers around here"



Re: The funniest MERC?[message #186317] Mon, 26 May 2008 01:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
BallerDave

 
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Location: Ze land of ze sheep, Dubl...

stogie "ok im standing by, wanna change that?" maan this guy is up to no good xD
trevor's line when he sees a dead body "eew... i'm abewt te lews me brekkie" xDD
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #187551] Wed, 04 June 2008 23:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
rrroooaaarrr

 
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One of the main features of this FUNtastic game is the strong component of certain "Dark Humor", and the game is full with strong characters with excelent speech lines.

I
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #187598] Thu, 05 June 2008 14:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Targon

 
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Gotta be Tex:
- (hears enemy) "I hear rustling. Could be rustlers."
- (looks at Buzz) "What woman doing with gun? Maybe cleaning it?"
- (needs reload) "MORE READ!!!"

IMO, JA2 has some of the best voice-acting of any game ever. None too shabby considering the competition its been up against these past nine years.
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #187599] Thu, 05 June 2008 14:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Nixou

 
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In my view the funniest merc is Hamous. By its way of talking and things he says.

Just listen the way he says "Good bye, naughty man!"


Me no like this.

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Re: The funniest MERC?[message #187636] Thu, 05 June 2008 19:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
KoTT

 
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Location: Cali

Fidel. For his accent. and the "Get shovel!" line is just priceless.

And of course Ivan. He's THE funniest person if you understand Russian. Especially when used with Igor. Smile
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #188756] Sun, 15 June 2008 02:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Harper

 
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Gumpy. You have to make sure though that he gets hit rather often.
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #188762] Sun, 15 June 2008 02:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lockie

 
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Who couldn't love Postie ?? huh ? Very Happy


Re: The funniest MERC?[message #188764] Sun, 15 June 2008 03:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Uriens

 
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Postie is my favorite too. Smile

Best lines in game.
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #197002] Tue, 23 September 2008 09:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Limey

 
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Hamous closely followed by Fidel in my opinion.
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #209611] Tue, 03 March 2009 00:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
GazBomb

 
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Steroid makes me laugh, i don't like using him cos' imo he is useless but.
He is a big dumb roid fein.. that makes me laugh.. And his grunts are hard case.
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #209662] Tue, 03 March 2009 15:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JAcrazy

 
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Malice and Wolf, never used em before, so the lines are new to me. Favorite line from Wolf so far, on seeing decaying corpses. "Lovey, just freakin Lovely." It's the way he says it, priceless. Very Happy

Gasket is also on the short list, have yet to hear anything he says, that isnt funny..

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Re: The funniest MERC?[message #209689] Wed, 04 March 2009 09:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Maddog: " I ate every bug on the way, they were many..."

and "They all fell like the pantyhose of a $5 woman!"
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #209734] Thu, 05 March 2009 07:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
usrbid

 
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I always thought Maddog is saying "I ate everybody on the way (pause - like he is thinking about what he just said and then to re-affirm) there were many".


Re: The funniest MERC?[message #209737] Thu, 05 March 2009 08:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Kaerar

 
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That's Gasket and it's "I ate every bug on the way, there were many...'


Re: The funniest MERC?[message #209761] Thu, 05 March 2009 17:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
AmnesiaLab

 
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Malice is hilarious. He's a solid cheap merc early on, but his low Wisdom hurts. In 1.13, though, he'll gain Wisdom to make him better over time. I use him the whole game now. His reaction on first seeing a Crepitus is awesome.

"Hey! I knew a dancer had something like that once. It was smaller, though, oui, much smaller, you could crush them with your finger."

Or when he's taking heavy fire, "I think they know where I am, en!" Just the way he says it cracks me up every time.

Is there a way to go through the voice files and play people's lines outside the game? I imagine there must be.
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #209773] Thu, 05 March 2009 18:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Badbru

 
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I loved Malice's line when you hire him "Eh, How much underwear I bring?"

And, @ Kaerer c'mon man you know that's Maddog's line.

"I ate every bug on the way. There were many."
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #209782] Thu, 05 March 2009 23:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lockie

 
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And, @ Kaerer c'mon man you know that's Maddog's line.

"I ate every bug on the way. There were many."


Old soul's gettin forgetful .... been there , done that , often ! Very Happy


Re: The funniest MERC?[message #210619] Thu, 19 March 2009 20:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ouklos
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AmnesiaLab
Malice is hilarious.

Is there a way to go through the voice files and play people's lines outside the game? I imagine there must be.

Yes, Malice is lot of fun, especially for a French like me, with his french/english mix :placard:
The other funny ones for me : Barry, Sidney, Igor, Buns.

You can hear all the lines of every character in the game, here is the way :
- Load any savegame, go to Tactical.
- CTL + GABBI -> CTL B -> F11 -> select a character in the top right section.
- Click on the bottom right box "Start merc talk".
- Use Left/Right arrows to navigate between lines.

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Re: The funniest MERC?[message #210677] Fri, 20 March 2009 09:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Did get this one from Maddog yesterday:

"Next time I kill someone, I take their lungs" (when out of breath)

Re: The funniest MERC?[message #210827] Sun, 22 March 2009 18:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JAcrazy

 
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Been playing with Fidel again in my last game. I had forgotten how funny he is. Searching for bugs, "where are those illegal alien bugs hiding." The classic "get shovel!!" on enemy death, and last but not least, as there are many many more, on blowing off an enemies head, "no need for hat no more." LOL!

On a side note, his 71 wisdom is kinda nice. I have had em strictly practice mechanics, while the rest of the team trains milita, and repairs items. After 25 days in my new game, I have em to 48 mechanics already. He has really never been able to compliment my teams in the past, while holed up in a sector before, just some food for thought.

Also, Gasket on sighting an enemy. Somebitches, is a riot. :placard:

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Re: The funniest MERC?[message #210879] Mon, 23 March 2009 06:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Buzzard

 
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AmnesiaLab
Malice is hilarious. He's a solid cheap merc early on, but his low Wisdom hurts. In 1.13, though, he'll gain Wisdom to make him better over time. I use him the whole game now. His reaction on first seeing a Crepitus is awesome.

Yeah, you gotta love Malice. And I actually don't mind his low wisdom. It's not like I'd ever use him for anything except fighting, and his stats are already more than good enough for that. Plus, marksmanship improves rapidly anyway.

Quote:
Is there a way to go through the voice files and play people's lines outside the game? I imagine there must be.

Unpack the speech.slf in your Data folder. Of course, the files have names as telling as 001_005.wav, but at least the first three digits stand for the number of the merc the files are for, which means you can find out to which one they belong using Proedit. (For example, 001_005 means it's one of Blood's files.)

I'd use Dragon Unpacker for that, by the way.
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #211291] Sat, 28 March 2009 03:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JAcrazy

 
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AmnesiaLab
Malice is hilarious. He's a solid cheap merc early on, but his low Wisdom hurts. In 1.13, though, he'll gain Wisdom to make him better over time. I use him the whole game now. His reaction on first seeing a Crepitus is awesome.

Yeah, you gotta love Malice. And I actually don't mind his low wisdom. It's not like I'd ever use him for anything except fighting, and his stats are already more than good enough for that. Plus, marksmanship improves rapidly anyway.



Malice is funny as hell, the wisdom is a bummer though, took me 2 solid months to move his str. from 89 to 90 weighed down at 150%, and training it at every chance. I dont know french, but he sounds pretty cool, with his comments, and Ira can go to hell for not liking him..
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #211303] Sat, 28 March 2009 11:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Gorro der GrĂ¼ne

 
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JAcrazy


1) took me 2 solid months to move his str. from 89 to 90 weighed down at 150%, and training it at every chance.

2) I dont know french, but he sounds pretty cool


1) It doesn't 2 last for month if You "lead" him with >400%, e.g. arms and make him march to Tony. It's a sector and then counting da sheep, but it works.

2) Malice doesn't either.

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Re: The funniest MERC?[message #211478] Mon, 30 March 2009 02:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Buzzard

 
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JAcrazy
Malice is funny as hell, the wisdom is a bummer though, took me 2 solid months to move his str. from 89 to 90 weighed down at 150%, and training it at every chance.

Yeah, but he already starts at 89. Even if you take the time to train physical stats, comparable mercs in the same price range like Buns or Meltdown, not to mention Numb, will take forever to catch up with him.
Of course, there's Blood, but he starts out with somewhat weak marksmanship.

Anyway, it's probably a matter of your preferred playing style. If you usually storm Meduna after little more than a month, which I do, all that wisdom 55 means is that you can't develop him into a mine spotter or paramedic, tasks that the other mercs I mentioned can perform just fine, and his physical stats make up for that.

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Re: The funniest MERC?[message #225868] Mon, 06 July 2009 19:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Agnostik

 
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Red ("Sure, I'll work for ya. And the next thing you know, I'll wake up dead!")
Maddog ("I'm here. I ate every bug on the way... there were many.")

and the 1st prize goes to...

"I hear rustling, partner. Could be rustlers!"
Tex, of course.
Re: The funniest MERC?[message #225873] Mon, 06 July 2009 19:15 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
Shanga

 
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Nah, Maddog's line is the funniest ever. It cracked me up 10 years ago when i first heard it and it still does. But I like Maddog a lot more than I like Tex so I might be prejudiced.


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