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Unexpected funnies[message #184883]

Sun, 11 May 2008 21:01

Messages:3
Registered:April 2007

One of the things I love about the JA series are the moments of quirky humour when you least expect it.

For example, I still get a chuckle whenever Hamous says 'Dog!' when he sees a bloodcat. I was actually ROFL the first time I heard it many moons ago. Then theres all the exploding headshot comments, some of them are classics. Very Happy

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Recently, whilst browsing the extensive collection of items at Bobby Rays (playing v1.13), I came across this description of the Winchester Magnum .300 AP ammo:

"The .300 Winchester Magnum can be considered a standard hunting round, though these bullets are for the deer with Kevlar vest."

To whoever thought up this description: :ok:

Feel free to share your moments of unexpected funnies from this game. Smile

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #184885]

Sun, 11 May 2008 21:20

Messages:73
Registered:April 2008
Location: Ze land of ze sheep, Dubl...

ye i kno exactly wot u are talking about. these moments are just like a breath of fresh air in these everlasting hours of gameplay. i had my funny moments too.

once i wanted to shoot a tank with an rpg from my imp. but there was a fella directly in front. anyway, i shot the rocket, it went THROUGH the soldier killing him (with that little notification 'soldier hit in the head') and i almost killed the tank, and then comes that comment from my imp 'i lllove this gun' xDDD

or meltdown when we engage in combat she goes: lets paint this town with the enemies blood
rofl

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #184908]

Mon, 12 May 2008 04:05

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Registered:January 2003
Location: Australia :D

I had great one (already posted in priceless moments thread) but worth posting again.

Igor Raven and IMP getting ganked by red and black shirts. Igor has 3 in view and goes for a mini grenade. Hits the target dead on. Target goes up in flames and four others get decked (2 weren't visible), then he says "The enemy is out cold". Heard it so many times before but that time had me laughing my head off!

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #198723]

Thu, 09 October 2008 22:42

Messages:49
Registered:October 2008
Location: St. Petersburg, Russia

I had a REALLY unexpected funny when after 5 and a half hours of playing JA2 I went to the kitchen, opened the fridge and said "Hmmmm...".

I nearly died laughing when I realized what I did.

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #198737]

Fri, 10 October 2008 00:01

Messages:1774
Registered:March 2006
Location: Jerusalem

LOL When I open my fridge, I say "ничево!" Very Happy

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #198761]

Fri, 10 October 2008 03:22

Messages:1208
Registered:October 2005
Location: USA

What's that blue shit, next to the green shit, underneath the yellow shit. Aha, kung pow chicken. Smile

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #198777]

Fri, 10 October 2008 09:46

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Registered:February 2006
Location: Scotland

Fridges ,..... you guys have fridges ? Wow , we just stand the milk outside Very Happy

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #199498]

Mon, 20 October 2008 05:53

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Registered:October 2008
Location: St. Petersburg, Russia

Marlboro Man

What's that blue shit, next to the green shit, underneath the yellow shit. Aha, kung pow chicken. )))

At first I read that as "What's that blue shirt, next to the green shirt, underneath the yellow shirt".

I play JA2 too much. :uhh:

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #199709]

Wed, 22 October 2008 15:32

Messages:51
Registered:September 2006
Location: Askola, Finland

Nonono, Agnostik, don't you worry. Same here and I haven't played JA2 for months!
Just to keep in topic, after reading the best quotes thread, I went to hire Maddog and made him walk alone just to hear his arrival notification or whatsitcalled. Yep, it does sound even funnier heard than it's read.

uh, pardon my inglese.

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #215677]

Thu, 07 May 2009 04:47

Messages:22
Registered:May 2009
Location: Glendale Arizona

My friends like to listen to stories from the game because I usually make IMPs based on them and tell them when something happens to them.
"Sorry KC, you got shot in the face and lost 24 points of wisdom. You're basically retarded now LOL"
But one of the funniest things was when one of these said IMPs jumped down from a building. He jumped down in front of a window, and a red shirt got the interrupt and blew him away with fully automatic fire.
"Brock I have bad news"
"Was I shot again or something?"
"No... Not that... well.. um, you see, you weren't so much shot, it's more like you occupied the same space as a dozen bullets."

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #215713]

Thu, 07 May 2009 10:11

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Registered:December 2008
Location: B

IvanTheTerrible

I usually make IMPs based on them (= friends)

i do exactly the same - mostly let them built an IMP in vanilla. i told a friend of mine that blood comments on bubba (both in her squad) - as she has a fable for black men, she demanded bubba to be shot at the spot. since then i usually shoot bubba when the first black guy complains about him :bow:

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #215715]

Thu, 07 May 2009 10:54

Messages:22
Registered:May 2009
Location: Glendale Arizona

Logisteric

IvanTheTerrible
I usually make IMPs based on them (= friends)

i do exactly the same - mostly let them built an IMP in vanilla. i told a friend of mine that blood comments on bubba (both in her squad) - as she has a fable for black men, she demanded bubba to be shot at the spot. since then i usually shoot bubba when the first black guy complains about him :bow:

Haha! Exactly. My one friend brock, well he demanded that I make him like Rambo, only no morals and likes to kill stuff. Well long story short he actually becomes my best merc and kicks quite a bit of ass. When Brock was over watching me he saw me talk to Pablo about the missing shipments and...
Brock, "Did he steal all that stuff?"
Me, "Yeah. He's a sleeze ball. You can get your stuff back plus some goodies if you beat them out of him."
Brock, "Eff that."
Brock pushes me out of the way so he controls the mouse, and he commands his character to shoot pablo in the face on burst mode with his Famas.
Me, "Well I suppose that's one way to do it."
His character is also the resident explosives/heavy weapons guy.

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #217490]

Fri, 22 May 2009 01:39

Messages:19
Registered:May 2009

Freaking awesome. I always have Steriod in my group. Fair play...good mech, decent marks and decent lock pick...but the dumbest guy ever!! Made me laugh so many times....like his granny would give him that kind of stuff!!

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #217512]

Fri, 22 May 2009 10:59

Messages:1019
Registered:September 2006
Location: Far far away.

Just a generic dead ancestor... he could just have easily said "the heavens" or "the gods of war" but that wouldn't be so Central European I guess.

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #218018]

Wed, 27 May 2009 00:20

Messages:5
Registered:May 2009

First encounter at night with the bugs at Alma Military Prison. When my mercs saw their first bug, I just can't stop laughing at their comments. My squad is composed of IMP (voice 2), Igor, Grunty, Spider, Red and Dmitri.

I wonder if seeing bugs have any negative effect on Spider. She seems to be creeped out by them.

Ira and Igor whenever they comment on a recent headshot kill.

Dmitri whenever he sees an enemy: Good, now we all die together. He did die a couple of times, he's my spotter after all. St. Quicksavius always resurrects him though.

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #218022]

Wed, 27 May 2009 00:38

Messages:3295
Registered:December 2008
Location: B

well, spider is 'fear of insects' - so , if you feel really brave you compose a 'fear of insects' - 'claustrophobic' squad for bug-hunting - but it is perhaps easier if you shoot each and every member of that squad without bothering about to enter the mine.

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #239862]

Fri, 11 December 2009 18:46

Messages:113
Registered:November 2009
Location: Singapore

my unexpected one was when my father asked for me and i replied with "Yes?" in the male IMP's third accent, he had heard Ira's line " you got my ear" so many times that when he heard i said "Yes?" in the third male IMP's accent, he immediately replied with " You got my ear" (wierd i wonder when he picked it up)

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #243493]

Mon, 08 February 2010 01:36

Messages:22
Registered:March 2007

I had a good laugh yesterday.

I was liberating Cambria Mine for the second time (the first they took sector back faster than I could train militia to defend it, tanking my support below the point I could train militia at all). I had my four-IMP team on the roof of the mining building. The nighttime stealthy approach didn't go quite as planned, and resistance proved tougher than expected. Spotting three hostiles clustered close together, Ki, my stealth/grenadier (whos actually based on my RL GF) decided to drop some HE on em. The shell BOUNCED OFF THE HEAD of a fourth soldier halfway between her and the target, and continued on to detonate in the middle of the clustered troops.

Of course, the rest of the fight was far less funny, since after climbing down to hunt stragglers, my team got picked apart by an uber-night vision sniper, and no one was in position and/or had AP to pop smoke, and trying to close just got a breaklight dropped on my feet, and trying to get out of the halo-of-death resulted in walking into further interupts, and the 'stragglers' turned out to be at least a dozen in number, followed by the discovery that autosave was off, meaning the only way to not lose half the afternoon was to gabbi-cheat...

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #243964]

Fri, 12 February 2010 05:34

Messages:53
Registered:February 2010

The comments when various mercs kill Doreen Harrows (the sweatshop foreman in Drassen). The best, I think, is Reaper: "If I see her in the next life, I will kill her again."

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #243985]

Fri, 12 February 2010 10:41

Messages:62
Registered:January 2010

I instinctly readies my hand in readyness to alt+L when Ira exclaimed "THERE'S THE ENEMY!" I mean.. for fark sake, even deaf granny can wake up after hearing that .. and I was pretty sure as heck have everyone on stealth...

Even tho now I play in ironman mode.

Old habit died hard I guess :/

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #244472]

Thu, 18 February 2010 02:12

Messages:53
Registered:February 2010

Recently I was taking the Cambria hospital with my two-merc team and some militia were "assisting" I have that in quotations because they threw a mustard gas grenade through a window RIGHT NEXT TO nurse Jenny, killing her, and then when one of my mercs got his FN SCAR shot out of his hands, they stole it!

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Re: Unexpected funnies[message #248709]

Wed, 07 April 2010 18:00

Messages:57
Registered:September 2004

Help I've FN FAL-en and I can't get up!

Raven, coming around a corner and coming face to face with a bug..."Call the God Damn cavalry!", caught me just right and I had to stand up I was laughing so hard!

Maddog, getting the killshot on the queen, gets a blue ribbon for having the most emotional, and unique outburst!

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