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Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284281] Tue, 21 June 2011 22:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I don't understand how anything that I stated falls into the "conspiracy" category.
So, how would you categorize your ramblings about secret groups holding secret meetings in secret places with agendas so secret they fall under 'burn before reading'?


Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284283] Tue, 21 June 2011 22:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Where did I say that? Quote please.

The only thing I metnioned that just so happened to be secret was the meetings themself. That is reality bub.

Here is my initial posting:
taoteching
They all have their hand in sucking the blood from those that are weaker than them. You are in logistics, apply some of that knowledge to the agenda of the powerful.

The Bilderberg group is a real thing. Why would such powerful men meet in secret?

Bilderberg


The Rothchilds control money flow and have decided upon wars and even the outcome of said wars.

Rothchilds


The Vatican has there say in world affairs. To what extent....I do not know. I do know that they ruled the world for a very long time.

Roman Curia

I do not know which of these is more powerful than the last, but I do know that they are all mysterious in their actions.

I challenge you to just read the facts, just the known facts, nothing else. Then tell me if it does not seem shady to you.

Also,

These are not the only entities that are looking for their stake. I simply went off of your posting.







Edit:

Just take a look at the participants of the Bilderberg group.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Bilderberg_participants

A secret meeting with a guest list like that? OPEN YOUR EYES. What are they doing besides determining the outcome of the future.

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Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284284] Tue, 21 June 2011 22:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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umm..someone sent a notify to mod..which ir ecieved..bout cleaning up posts...i dont see nothing dirty o.O be mroe specific..just see couple fellows debating..if yer referring to the word "shit"..as needing cleaning..umm..scroll to next post and stop focusing on the word that bugs you o.O


Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284285] Tue, 21 June 2011 22:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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shit
Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284286] Tue, 21 June 2011 22:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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1)Sure....then why have it private? Nothing happens at secret meetings. Sure....
People that the press is interested in also like to drink, take off their jackets and f%^k like rabbits, without worrying about a lens going up their donkey. Do you read everything in public? Do you play with your son only in public? Why do anything behind closed doors?
Does that mean that every time I meet someone else behind closed doors, I'm planning something? And before you say "Sure, but you do not have money/power/influence", while I may not have enough of them to influence something on a global (or national) scale, who says I do not have enough to influence something in my workplace, or even my town (not to mention that I may have a bit more power/influence than that, for certain circles). Does that mean that if I meet with a friend of mine from another laboratory, I'm planning to do harm to one of my coleagues that I dislike on personal grounds, even if his/her work may be excellent?
And finally, how is the world different in the last 57 years (since that is the time the Best Westerners, oops, sorry, wrong hotel) have being meeting any different than the shitstorm it was before that? Or is the agenda of the Novotels (damn, again with the wrong hotel name) to continue the shitstorm, because "hey, no matter what we do, it's the same"?

3 yes/no questions, 1 to elaborate, 1 yes/no again, can you answer them with simple yes/no?

And just so we don't get too much off topic,
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Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284288] Tue, 21 June 2011 22:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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shht - the colonist only wants to play
Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284290] Tue, 21 June 2011 22:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tao

 
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No
No
No

I did not understand your last two.

What does this prove or not prove?
Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284291] Tue, 21 June 2011 22:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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umm..someone sent a notify to mod..which ir ecieved..bout cleaning up posts...i dont see nothing dirty o.O be mroe specific..just see couple fellows debating..


Me too , what's the beef here ?
Imho , it is the same old (unwinnable)arguments all over again... go have a beer guys ... Cool


Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284292] Tue, 21 June 2011 23:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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... go have a beer guys ... Cool


i can't - i'm on antibiotix
Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284293] Tue, 21 June 2011 23:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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That is what I said about ten posts ago.

But bring it on.
Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284294] Tue, 21 June 2011 23:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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i can't - i'm on antibiotix



Go have some drugs then , whatever boats yer float .... Smile


Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284295] Tue, 21 June 2011 23:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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considering ost of us are old broekn down farts here..i'd say certain words are acceptable..shit piss hell damn dingleberry and kumquat shouldnt be considered offensive....ok..maybe kumquat is..


Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284296] Tue, 21 June 2011 23:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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considering ost of us are old broekn down farts here..i'd say certain words are acceptable..shit piss hell damn dingleberry and kumquat shouldnt be considered offensive....ok..maybe kumquat is..


looks like your rehab works - glad to see that
Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284297] Tue, 21 June 2011 23:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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3 Generals to shoot in a row - nice
Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284299] Tue, 21 June 2011 23:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Hey , we Generals lead from the rear soldier..... mostly to avoid being shot .... :/

Nice to see Ol' Tbird waving his fists now and again , surgery all done ?


Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284301] Tue, 21 June 2011 23:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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you are reading too much ringworld lockie


btw german generals lead and led from the front (that's why you guys shot so many of our generals in the last war)
Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284304] Tue, 21 June 2011 23:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Hey , we Generals lead from the rear soldier..... mostly to avoid being shot .... :/



being shot by the enemy.


I belong to Your troops and Shanga ordered me to clear some positions in the high command

sorry

:peng:
Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284306] Tue, 21 June 2011 23:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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you are reading too much ringworld lockie


Yup , read those novels right through ! Good stuff .
Quote:
btw german generals lead and led from the front (that's why you guys shot so many of our generals in the last war)


You guys may want to rethink that policy nowadays , though it does mean rapid promotion in that man's army ... Very Happy


Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284309] Tue, 21 June 2011 23:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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in that entire war exactly THREE american generals have been shot (two by artillery)
Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284314] Tue, 21 June 2011 23:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JMich

 
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No
No
No

I did not understand your last two.

What does this prove or not prove?
Disclaimer: The following is used to make a point, I do not think any of the following is true
What kind of forbidden literature do you read behind closed doors? "How to cook human flesh"? Unless I know everything you read, I can imagine whatever I want.
What kind of games do you play with your son behind closed doors? Where to shoot a man so he'll painfully bleed to death, with no hope of recovery?
End Disclaimer

Why does that mean then that people in the same circles cannot gather for a drink (and a romp or two) without letting anyone they don't want to see them in?

You claim that the Sofitel (again wrong hotel name, let's see how more we have) have an agenda to shape the world. A good example of such an agenda can be found in Garth Ennis' Preacher Special: One Man's War by the Grail. What is the equivalent agenda of the Hilton (see? even more hotel names)? Have their agenda made any difference to what the world was before? Or are they just pushing us down, way down, so any one who promises us to raise us from the depths will be welcomed in open arms?

But wait, hasn't that happened before? Something about going to the East to do the Lord's bidding, by removing some trespassers from a burial place or something? Or how about earlier, follow me to throw away the oppressors (and let me become the oppressor)? Hell, even in China we see the same things, like in the Qin Dynasty, most of the Three Kingdoms period, they even used religion to justify their ascend to power.

So, again, what has the Pujiang (one more hotel, this one chinese) done that is different from what was always happening? Or are they just gathering their wind for the last 57 years? And no, noone from the list of participants means anything, since if I got 2 names at random from that hat and told you "These 2 met in a fundraiser" you would find it perfectly natural.

So, as to what does this prove (or not prove), I gave you some examples of what may happen behind closed doors, even though I do find it highly unlikely. Also, I gave you another good reason of why they don't want anyone else with them (hard to behave like a jerk when every photo of you is worth $2K+, and an embarassing one is worth $10K+). Plus, the idea that because of them, the world has been stirred in a particular course is ridiculous (to say the least). The world is following the same (shitty) course it was always following.

P.S. Apologies for the personal examples, if they offend I'll gladly remove them.
P.P.S. To stay on topic, one more pic, this one of a letter opener
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/bunnyletteropenerp1.gif
Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284321] Wed, 22 June 2011 01:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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No body knows.

I understand what you mean.

You make quite the presentation, but it neither disproves nor proves anything.

My opinion is that bankers, politicians, major corporations, royalty, media owners, military heads, and various others control our world and we subscribe to their rules. These types are exactly who are invited to attend.

The reason why you do anything is because either these people want you to, make you, or allow you to.

You can not deny globalization. You can not deny totalitarian society. That is the evolution.

For god sakes man....THEY CALL US CONSUMERS. Is that all we are?


Also, an interesting point is:

Meetings are closed to the public and often feature future political leaders shortly before they become household names.



I understand that it is easier to just kick back and go with the flow. This is especially even more easier considering how hard "they" make it to live outside of the socialistic systems. Rioting because of the downgrade in social programs? It is like we can't learn. We can't live without this: They tell us how to be, what to wear, how to act, how to live, et cetera et cetera.

Have you ever just sat back and questioned everything (besides what Craig types on Bear's Pit) Smile?
I just do not get how we are all so blind.
Everyone acts like this is just an American problem, but this is a global society. This is a network. Everything affects every other thing. As time goes on, the network grows to be more coercive.

We will live to see the days where paper money and coins will be obsolete. We will see the day where our cellular phones will be absolutely necessary to live (through transactions). We may live to see the day where it is required to have biometric workers cards. We may see the day where every single person is legally obligated to have some sort of chip or tattoo of some sort.

Breathable air might be privatized.

Our televisions and computers will watch us. They will be able to determine what age and sex we are. Then they will show advertisements corresponding to a market analysis of our particular age group defined by gender. (A woman in her mid 30's is in the grocery store. She just so happens to look at a screen. The screen scans her and plays a commercial for a mini van.) Then after she views the screen continues to check out. There is no live human beings in the check out. There are no cash registers. You swipe your card/arm/whatever they want us to use or whatever they can get away with. Then you leave with your stuff.

We were warned but, we did not take heed. We are fucked. Cattle. The only thing we can do now is to move in another direction. I understand that a lot of you do not have the capability to do this. If you can't then teach your children so that they might be able to be more independent of this system.

Will there be pricing for advertisements on the moon, that will be viewable from earth? We are sick.



LOOK LOOK LOOK How can you not see it?


Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284356] Wed, 22 June 2011 12:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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But that's nothing to worry about. its all like its ever was. every society goes that way. 1st republic 2nd go in direction of open society 3rd become decadent 4. elite establish a regime 5. become decadent 6.revolution , happens like that on nearly every world ruling power. that's the way world goes round. and that process must be driven somehow. its the way people think and act. you want power? need money and region 4 control. bankers and priests get power also. ever worked that way. nothing that scares me. its only how we think and act since the civilisation raises out of the darkness of history.

sry for fformat wrote on mobile in school
Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284357] Wed, 22 June 2011 12:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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LO ! Thus are the Sayings of the Prophet Tao .
Hear ye well , oh unthinking consumers , thou shall't all be reduced to the status of slaves , if ye shall't not heed the Word !
Thus are the Prophesies of the Millennium Man ! Smile


Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284390] Wed, 22 June 2011 16:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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But that's nothing to worry about. its all like its ever was. every society goes that way. 1st republic 2nd go in direction of open society 3rd become decadent 4. elite establish a regime 5. become decadent 6.revolution , happens like that on nearly every world ruling power. that's the way world goes round. and that process must be driven somehow. its the way people think and act. you want power? need money and region 4 control. bankers and priests get power also. ever worked that way. nothing that scares me. its only how we think and act since the civilisation raises out of the darkness of history.

sry for fformat wrote on mobile in school


Right. I totally agree. It's just that the powers that be are making revolution harder and harder. Even the founding fathers of The United States of America, (not the corporate entity of United States), stated that it would be necessary to revolt every X amount of years.

People are medicated now a days. They are taught not to question anything. They are subordinate in all ways.

What happens when the police come around? You don't talk shit to the police. Maybe, you did when you were young. They will kick your ass.

I am now studying the role of FEMA in our government and I am sure that you Europeans have the same thing.

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lockie
LO ! Thus are the Sayings of the Prophet Tao .
Hear ye well , oh unthinking consumers , thou shall't all be reduced to the status of slaves , if ye shall't not heed the Word !
Thus are the Prophesies of the Millennium Man ! Smile
Your funny bro.

I am simply a parakeet repeating and regurgitating opinions, facts, and ideas of wise men throughout history.
Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284392] Wed, 22 June 2011 17:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Right. I totally agree. It's just that the powers that be are making revolution harder and harder. Even the founding fathers of The United States of America, (not the corporate entity of United States), stated that it would be necessary to revolt every X amount of years.

People are medicated now a days. They are taught not to question anything. They are subordinate in all ways.

What happens when the police come around? You don't talk shit to the police. Maybe, you did when you were young. They will kick your ass.

I am now studying the role of FEMA in our government and I am sure that you Europeans have the same thing.


Yes but the star of the us begins to fall

other powers raise

there are two other possibilities for empires: simply falling apart from lazienes or decadense of his people, or, like roman empire, simply got invadet because of lazines or decadense

to FEMA in germany the politicans try realy hard espacaly one and his party no he has retired
Edmund Stoiber
but fortunatly most of the time, not ever, they got their ass kicked by the
Bundesverfassungsgericht


edit: a mod around to move this part of the tread to a new one? gets way off topic

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Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284396] Wed, 22 June 2011 17:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Right. I totally agree. It's just that the powers that be are making revolution harder and harder. Even the founding fathers of The United States of America, (not the corporate entity of United States), stated that it would be necessary to revolt every X amount of years.

People are medicated now a days. They are taught not to question anything. They are subordinate in all ways.

What happens when the police come around? You don't talk shit to the police. Maybe, you did when you were young. They will kick your ass.

I am now studying the role of FEMA in our government and I am sure that you Europeans have the same thing.


Yes but the star of the us begins to fall

other powers raise

there are two other possibilities for empires: simply falling apart from lazienes or decadense of his people, or, like roman empire, simply got invadet because of lazines or decadense

to FEMA in germany the politicans try realy hard espacaly one and his party no he has retired
Edmund Stoiber
but fortunatly most of the time, not ever, they got their ass kicked by the
Bundesverfassungsgericht


That laziness is why there is a mad scramble to increase dependency on America through any means necessary.

Can you explain Edmund Stoiber to me. I did not see how he was of relation to the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284397] Wed, 22 June 2011 17:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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edit: a mod around to move this part of the tread to a new one? gets way off topic



I was the one who notified mods before, but they didn't care.

They said:Tbird94lx
umm..someone sent a notify to mod..which ir ecieved..bout cleaning up posts...i dont see nothing dirty o.O be mroe specific..just see couple fellows debating..if yer referring to the word "shit"..as needing cleaning..umm..scroll to next post and stop focusing on the word that bugs you o.O
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umm..someone sent a notify to mod..which ir ecieved..bout cleaning up posts...i dont see nothing dirty o.O be mroe specific..just see couple fellows debating..


Me too , what's the beef here ?
Imho , it is the same old (unwinnable)arguments all over again... go have a beer guys ... Cool


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Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284411] Wed, 22 June 2011 18:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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If you or anyone else thinks we waste hours of our lives trawling around looking for 'wrongs to right' , then nope !
We didn't act cause there was no specific complaint . This thread is for 'off-topic' discussions , almost anything goes except for extreme personal attacks , or just plain bullshit . And we decide what that consists of... I think we do a good job here , any complaints , direct them at us .
Thankyou for your attention , going back to sleep now ..... Smile


Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284414] Wed, 22 June 2011 18:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Can you explain Edmund Stoiber to me. I did not see how he was of relation to the Federal Emergency Management Agency.


yes i can Razz

they try to establish same kind of emergency laws, like that related to the rights of FEMA in an emergency, if i understand that stuff right.

an joke in jermany calls him STASI 2.0 (after the east german version of KGB, mostly spy out the own people, a realy huge State in State) there are t-shirts around with his picture and the line stasi 2.0

but in germany we know that kind of laws
Erm

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Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284419] Wed, 22 June 2011 19:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Okay, gotcha.

Our constitution is suspended if that happens.
Re: POST the funniest pics you find[message #284422] Wed, 22 June 2011 20:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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from time to time i think most americans have a aducation problem. a stupid president like George W. B. is simply not possible here... I hope so. stupid cristian radical like him are dangerous at his own, in a position like american president..more dangerous than the threats he try to fight.

hope you understand my sometimes weird english

understanding it is easy, its realy simple compared to german, but write it yourself is another problem Wink

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Greeks protesting against the national savings scheme

-rofl-


btw they also say Germany is responsible
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Who takes them seriously?
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Would it be:

World Bank
IMF
Something other

?
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Would it be:

World Bank
IMF
Something other

?


european union pays

manly germany like ever
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