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CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319012] Wed, 08 May 2013 16:36 Go to next message
Shanga

 
Messages:3516
Registered:January 2000
Location: Danubia
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CONGRATULATIONS TO SLAX, THE WINNER OF OUR CONTEST

The contest is over, but we're opening the topic again, just for fun this time. If you feel inspired, post your liners, this time without any restrictions.

[Updated on: Fri, 24 May 2013 13:01] by Moderator



Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319014] Wed, 08 May 2013 17:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
gdalf

 
Messages:89
Registered:May 2013
Thanks Shanga!

This contest is open to all members of The Bear's Pit JA Community who are Jagged Alliance: Flashback backers (registration is free, try it!).

As you can see, there's a $220 pledge on Kickstarter and it's yours for the taking! If JA:F succeeds, this account is eligible to receive:

Quote:
[color:#FF0000]NEW PLEDGE REWARDS ADDED BY FC 5/10/2013[/color]
  • Website credit list
  • Digital Download of Jagged Alliance Classic Pack
  • Digital download of PC, Mac OSX or Linux DRM-free
  • Digital high quality map of the game world
  • Digital copy of the Official Soundtrack
  • [color:#FF0000]Get your name in the NPC name pool and write a simple short response[/color]
  • Early Access to the game (min 1 week before)
  • Digital Documentary of the making of JAF
  • Digital tactics manual
  • Digital JAF art book
  • [color:#FF0000]Access to the Beta version of the game[/color]
  • An exclusive in-game vanity item
  • Collector forum badge for the official JAF forum
  • Behind the scenes access to developer forum
  • The exclusive Backer T-shirt (physical)
  • Your name in the "special thank you!" credits roll
  • Boxed collector's Edition (physical)
  • You get to choose to write either an enemy response or a mercenary one-liner

[color:#FF0000]But wait, there's more! This pledge will also be eligible for The Bear's Pit FROM MODDERS TO BACKERS contest for an ultra cool custom blackshirt in the JA2 1.13 mod.[/color]

[color:#FF0000]HOLY MOLY THERE'S STILL MORE UPDATE: Announcing new stretch goals for this contest!

Given how few entries there have been to date, I'm throwing in stretch goals. From post #319738 forwards, I need more pledgers (double entries count to this tally!):

10 new entries: Backer T-shirt Add-on added ($20 added)
20 new entries: Alpha Access Add-on added ($40 added)
30 new entries: Alpha + Dog Tag with Special Mercenary unlock added ($70 added)
(postage applies, but it already did with the CE box)
50 new entries: ????[/color]

To enter the competition, you must submit in this thread:
1) An enemy response
2) A mercenary one-liner

Given the early state of the game, any canonical JA/JA2 mercenary can be used for now to give us some context for this one-liner Smile

I've asked Shanga, R@S and DepressivesBrot to pick for me their favorites. If it's a three-way tie I'll pick my favorite from their pool, otherwise their majority nominee wins. They should send me their votes 48 hours before the KS campaign closes (I'll remind them). If I don't get a vote from any of them by the time I need to announce the winner, I'll fill in my own on their behalf Razz

Terms and conditions (VERY IMPORTANT)
1) This contest is only open to confirmed JA:F KS backers. Sorry I don't have access to FC's PayPal list nor do I intend to bother them about it so if you pledged by PayPal my apologies, I'm sure Shanga will make you a nice sadbear meme as consolation.
2) To prove your backer status, you must private message me a screenshot of your pledge (like the one above). You don't have to show the amount, but all pledges $75 and above will get two entries in this contest and I will confirm it in thread if I'm satisfied that they're eligible. [color:#FF0000]You now only need to submit your screenshot to collect the prize OR if you want to be counted in the $75+ tier for two entries[/color]
3) The winner will be announced here, 24 hours before the close of the KS campaign.
4) However, the winner will only receive the access details to this account AFTER the pledges are locked in following the close of the KS campaign (where I can easily see if you kept your pledge after it closed)
5) His (her) ability to claim his prize due from the pledge is not my problem. Shipping is not my problem. Working out the mechanics with FC on your one-liner is not my problem (if you choose not to use your one-liner to send to FC I don't care!) I only hand you the keys, and a Kickstarter account with $220 deducted from my credit card. The winner is solely responsible for immediately changing the email and password associated with the account so that FC contact the right person when it comes to follow-up.
6) This contest has no relation to Full Control, Jagged Alliance: Flashback or Kickstarter. It is a fan-made project to boost some publicity and you participate in this spirit. By submitting your entry you agree that the pledge is bound by the terms of the KS campaign and I bear no responsibility for any future issues with claiming your pledge rewards from Full Control or Kickstarter.
7) This pledge is subject to the full terms and conditions of the Jagged Alliance: Flashback Kickstarter campaign. So if the campaign fails, well you get a nifty KS account that says you backed this awesome campaign and that's it.

May the best one-liners win!

[Updated on: Wed, 15 May 2013 17:22] by Moderator

Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319015] Wed, 08 May 2013 17:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
gdalf

 
Messages:89
Registered:May 2013
The closing date for this contest is 48 hours before the close of the Kickstarter campaign, that is Tuesday May 21, 5:59pm EDT.

I will do my best to announce the winner at least 24 hours before the close of the campaign (Wednesday)
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319016] Wed, 08 May 2013 17:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
gdalf

 
Messages:89
Registered:May 2013
[color:#FF0000]UPDATE: Please include your KS nickname for confirmation purposes in your PM or screenshot. You may also send me your screenshot by email (gdalf at live dot com) but PM me to confirm anyway because it might get stuck in the spam box.[/color]

Q: Do the lines have to be in order?
A: It doesn't matter as long as we know which is which! Note that the final pledge only gives you the option for one or the other. So you can make them a dialogue if you like, or not. Be creative!

Q: Do we need to add context?
A: It's entirely up to you! Using a known merc is just a suggestion to take a shortcut so you don't have to explain the joke

Q: Why do you need my screenshot and nickname that's so unfair!!
A: It is to be fair to people who really pledged that everyone is playing by the same rules.

Q: Have you got my screenshot? Is my entry accepted?
A: I will compile the full set of entries each week and just before the contest closes. If yours isn't in there, then no, it failed to meet the requirements. You will also receive a reply confirmation to your PM.

To give an idea about how your one-liner is likely to be read, here are a few sample events that triggered one-liners in JA2:
  • Selected
  • Moved
  • Enemy spotted
  • Many enemies spotted
  • Killed an enemy
  • Enemy head exploded
  • Accomplished a task
  • Failed a task
  • Leveled/skilled up
  • Asked for improved contract
  • Renewed contract
  • Saw a rotting corpse
  • Found some loot
  • Gun jammed
  • Out of ammo

[Updated on: Fri, 10 May 2013 16:22] by Moderator

Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319018] Wed, 08 May 2013 17:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Shanga

 
Messages:3516
Registered:January 2000
Location: Danubia
Here's my entry (out of contest) to break the ice:

[color:#336666]Merc one liner: "This damn gun is useless! Where is the XML file for it?"[/color]
[color:#990000]Enemy: "Oh shit... not the BANHAMMER!"[/color]


I know, out of context and un-usable, but I had to have my fun. Very Happy

[Updated on: Wed, 08 May 2013 17:57] by Moderator



Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319039] Wed, 08 May 2013 19:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
gdalf

 
Messages:89
Registered:May 2013
My sample entry:

Enemy: Let's give them a warm Christobalian welcome... very, very warm

Merc (saw a corpse): Hey look what he had for lunch!
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319047] Wed, 08 May 2013 19:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Loki7285

 
Messages:34
Registered:May 2013
Merc (Killed an enemy): I thought the Flash Gordon film was bad, but this guy was even worse.
Merc (End of Contract): Everything has an end, only sausages have two.

Enemy: If you wish to be killed, kill.
Enemy: There stands the shadow of a worthy enemy.
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319064] Wed, 08 May 2013 20:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lockie

 
Messages:3929
Registered:February 2006
Location: Scotland
Enemy ; My sister shoots better than you ! (Taunt)

Merc ; Chaaarrrggge . (enemy sighted)


Enemy ; Do you kiss your mother with that mouth ? taunt)
Merc ; Oh Ohh ,no lead for the pencil !! (out of ammo)

ok taunts don't count I suppose , some replacements then .

Merc : one down , lots to go ! ( killed an enemy)
Merc : would ya look at all them flies ! (rotting corpse)




For free to FC .


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[Updated on: Mon, 13 May 2013 14:34] by Moderator



Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319088] Wed, 08 May 2013 22:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Lepidosteus

 
Messages:93
Registered:November 2007
Location: Land of Buns.
Merc (Steroid?) kills someone with a flamer or molotov:

"Liar liar FACE ON FIRE!"

(shamelessly lifted from FC3: Blood Dragon)

Enemy response -

When an enemy kills a merc:
"If only the great Major Dolvich could see me now!"

[Updated on: Thu, 09 May 2013 09:06] by Moderator

Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319100] Thu, 09 May 2013 00:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
derek

 
Messages:150
Registered:April 2010
Merc
shot by friendly fire: Stupid bastard!

finds some cool/great/unique new weapon (like best sniper in a game or rocket rifle or similar): My precious

[Updated on: Thu, 09 May 2013 00:12] by Moderator

Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319107] Thu, 09 May 2013 00:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Slax

 
Messages:1448
Registered:July 2006
Location: People riding polar bears...
Enemy torn to shreds by merc auto fire: Makin' bacon'. (Hahahahaha!)

Enemy runs up and pulls a knife: Let's dance, baby!

Pledged $25 just now.

Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319110] Thu, 09 May 2013 02:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Stoibs
Messages:1
Registered:May 2013
Location: Australia
Merc Regaining consciousness/Fully Bandaged from a wound:
..ugh, looks like I'm
(/put's sun goggles on)
Back in Action.


Enemy Spots Merc:
In soviet Russia, I SHOOT YOU!
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319111] Thu, 09 May 2013 02:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
grim

 
Messages:319
Registered:July 2006
Location: France
Merc (the greedy/envious type) (Found some loot):
[color:#336666]Woohoo! Got this one got this one! C'm'on, 5 seconds rule man![/color]

Merc (badly hurt):
[color:#336666]Feelin'... Woozy. Gimme a little catnap and i catchya in no...time [/color]

Ennemy response:
[color:#990000]Get lead, you soldier of misfortune![/color]

Ennemy answer from a drug dealer, with some Cuban slang:
[color:#990000]Sapingos here! Get the shit out! Dale marimberos![/color]

[Updated on: Wed, 15 May 2013 23:53] by Moderator

Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319114] Thu, 09 May 2013 03:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
gdalf

 
Messages:89
Registered:May 2013
Hey guys, gentle reminder: I need the screenshot of your pledge too. No screenshot, your entry doesn't count. So far I've only received Bivol's and he is indeed confirmed for 2 entries
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319166] Thu, 09 May 2013 14:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
bilbo1973
Messages:1
Registered:July 2011
Out of ammo - "Well's dry!"

Enemy spotted/or Many enemies spotted: "Go for the eyes Boo! Arghhh"

(stolen but Legend -wait for it- ary!!!)


Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319185] Thu, 09 May 2013 16:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
gdalf

 
Messages:89
Registered:May 2013
[color:#FF0000]UPDATE: Please include your KS nickname for confirmation purposes in your PM or screenshot. You may also send me your screenshot by email (gdalf at live dot com) but PM me to confirm anyway because it might get stuck in the spam box.[/color]
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319187] Thu, 09 May 2013 17:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
batanen

 
Messages:24
Registered:May 2013
[A merc who loves activating burst fire by himself fires a gun without burst] A piece of @&#% gun without burst!
[Enemy negotiates mercs to surrender with diplomatic skills] Surrender now! No one will be spared, nonetheless!

EDIT: Tripled my pledge so here are more:
[Entering enemy zone] Sidney: Bloody hell. We're back in action.
[Enemy notices mercs] Hey! It's the Bear's Pit reinforcements!

[Updated on: Sun, 12 May 2013 15:53] by Moderator

Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319188] Thu, 09 May 2013 17:14 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Thor

 
Messages:430
Registered:February 2007
Location: Belgium
One for free (to give some atmosphere & direction):

After battle: "Alright, now let's chop of their heads and play some ball..."

[Updated on: Thu, 09 May 2013 17:17] by Moderator

Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319226] Thu, 09 May 2013 22:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Siresmithnj

 
Messages:17
Registered:March 2004
Location: NY
Enemy (engaging Merc) - Chyort voz'mi!
Merc (engaging Merc) - This is where we fight! This is where they die!

A.Smith <- Kickstart name

[Updated on: Mon, 13 May 2013 05:46] by Moderator

Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319249] Fri, 10 May 2013 07:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Ryan_Prime

 
Messages:18
Registered:October 2007
Merc (after a successful action or kill):
That one was for the Gipper.

Enemy (generic battle cry):
For the Permanent Revolution!
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319277] Fri, 10 May 2013 15:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Jondera
Messages:2
Registered:April 2013
Location: WI
Merc (Young Sidney, or other British merc, on arrival in a sector with a bar): "Ey, there's a pub here, can we stop off for a pint before we get back to the shooting?"

Enemy (Drug cartel/crime ring thug): "Just couldn't mind your own damn business, could you?"

[Updated on: Sat, 11 May 2013 04:48] by Moderator

Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319284] Fri, 10 May 2013 16:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
R@S

 
Messages:134
Registered:July 2004
Location: Sweden
If you want my vote, you should consider merc nationality and colloquial expressions.

A few examples(feel free to steal or re-work them as you please):

Canadian spot trap
Shit on a hockey-stick!

Southern affirmative
Git 'er done!

Scottish close call action
Ach, I've got sheit doon mae threws!

Russian insult at kill
I get your Zhopa! (ass)

[Updated on: Fri, 10 May 2013 16:25] by Moderator

Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319292] Fri, 10 May 2013 18:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Colcut
Messages:1
Registered:May 2013
Blows enemy heads of
Merc - Well that's one for the highlight reel.

Enemy - I've got a surprise with your name on it
Killing a merc - Surprise!
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319401] Sun, 12 May 2013 02:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
zeroreality
Messages:1
Registered:May 2013
Enemy "I'd call you a cunt but you lack both the depth and the warmth."

Merc - Accomplished a task "If it's stupid, but works, then it's not stupid."


[color:#FF0000]Now that's just stupid ! Keep it clean .[/color]

[Updated on: Tue, 14 May 2013 14:17] by Moderator

Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319406] Sun, 12 May 2013 04:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
gdalf

 
Messages:89
Registered:May 2013
Hi guys, please note the change in rewards - your pledge is now eligible for the extra-cool FROM MODDERS TO BACKERS contest (no I'm not really going to steal this reward for me too hehe).

And a gentle reminder as always, need your screenshots for your entry to count!
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319420] Sun, 12 May 2013 14:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hrodger
Messages:4
Registered:May 2013
ENEMY heavily wounded:

[Updated on: Sun, 19 May 2013 12:32] by Moderator

Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319434] Sun, 12 May 2013 18:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
H_412

 
Messages:27
Registered:October 2009
Merc renewing contract: "I can't believe they're actually payin' me for this."
Merc taking fire: "I got the aggro!"

Enemy fleeing: "Dishonour before death!"
Enemy spots merc: "El Diablo! I will destroy you with my prayers. And a little firepower!"



Joke entry
Merc destroys tank: "I am Dave Exclamation-mark Yognaught, and I have the BALLS!"
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319452] Sun, 12 May 2013 22:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
EXile 150 Abyss

 
Messages:139
Registered:September 2009
lockie
Quote:
Scottish close call action
Ach, I've got sheit doon mae threws!


Hahah , laughed ma arse off !

Ach , ah've shat ma drawers ! Razz


Drawers? Trousers? Surprised Where's the Kilt!!! Surprised
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319557] Mon, 13 May 2013 23:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
R@S

 
Messages:134
Registered:July 2004
Location: Sweden
lockie
Hahah , laughed ma arse off !

Ach , ah've shat ma drawers ! Razz
I'm with EXos here! WTF, lockie, I thought you were a true Scotsman and went commando Razz

And a few more tips on the contest, I think/suspect many of the natives and potential enemies will speak Spanish, so be creative here. Use words as Bruja, co
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319560] Mon, 13 May 2013 23:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Peal

 
Messages:258
Registered:August 2007
Location: Germany
Good Point.
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319603] Tue, 14 May 2013 12:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lockie

 
Messages:3929
Registered:February 2006
Location: Scotland
have you ever been to Scotland in February ... even now it's damn cold and windy , not a good combination for a kilt wearing commando Smile


Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319675] Tue, 14 May 2013 21:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JP'TR

 
Messages:105
Registered:April 2009
Location: Germany
I like to bring back the Cold War. Razz

Merc: (a russian)
(after an American Merc had a Multikill)
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing, after they've tried everything else."
-Winston Churchhill, but fits just perfectly.

Merc: (an american)
(after a russian Merc injured an allied or failed with something else)
"The Russian History remains a book of blunders."

Enemy:
(If multiple enemys get killed together)
"Bunch of Idiots, how often i told you not to stay together in a firefight!"

Enemy:
(After killing a Merc)
"Are you ok?"
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319688] Tue, 14 May 2013 23:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Arulcish_Lion

 
Messages:263
Registered:January 2013
Location: Saint-Petersburg, Russia
scope100
Merc: (a russian)
(after an American Merc had a Multikill)
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing, after they've tried everything else."
-Winston Churchhill, but fits just perfectly.
I'm sorry. But I'll hardly believe that he's Russian merc.
He loves Americans too much and speaks English too good.
Cold War. Wink

☆★GL★☆
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319722] Wed, 15 May 2013 13:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Arulcish_Lion

 
Messages:263
Registered:January 2013
Location: Saint-Petersburg, Russia
I'll try too.

Russian merc (sees American or just another merc, who is not very honored by Russian merc, or after the action of such a merc):
"Are you working today, or barely-barely again?"

Warlike npc/enemy, who is Russian before attacking mercs:
"Take of your pants, we'll get acquainted with you."

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[Updated on: Wed, 15 May 2013 14:51] by Moderator


☆★GL★☆
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319738] Wed, 15 May 2013 16:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
gdalf

 
Messages:89
Registered:May 2013
[color:#990000]UPDATE: Announcing new stretch goals for this contest!

Yes, stretch goals. But first, the boring part: I'm not going to ask everyone for their pledge screenshots up front anymore (but you should PM them to me if and only if you are above $75 and you want two entries). Instead, in line with the other contest at Bear's Pit, you only have to submit them to me after the KS closes in order to collect (and it must show that you pledged after the contest closed, and your KS nickname).

Given how few entries there have been to date, I'm throwing in stretch goals. From this post forwards, I need more pledgers (double entries count to this tally!):

10 new entries: Backer T-shirt Add-on added ($20 added)
20 new entries: Alpha Access Add-on added ($40 added)
30 new entries: Alpha + Dog Tag with Special Mercenary unlock added ($70 added)
(postage applies, but it already did with the CE box)
50 new entries: ????
[/color]

Edited because I realised the beta access already comes with the $220 pledge, and also coz irn00bie and didn't know how add-ons work.

[Updated on: Wed, 15 May 2013 17:22] by Moderator

Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319783] Wed, 15 May 2013 22:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hyrax

 
Messages:17
Registered:May 2013
Location: Harjumaa
Merc (after killing): One more for Valhalla

Merc (seeing too many enemies): are YOU serious?

Enemy (seeing merc): привет и до свидания

Enemy (about to hit merc): дурак

Hyrax

Edit: Thx Arulcish_Lion for help with russian letters

[Updated on: Wed, 15 May 2013 22:53] by Moderator

Re: JA 2/1 Metavira: Questions.[message #319786] Wed, 15 May 2013 22:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Arulcish_Lion

 
Messages:263
Registered:January 2013
Location: Saint-Petersburg, Russia
Some help to Hyrax with Russian Letters.

Enemy (seeing merc): привет и до свидания

Enemy (about to hit merc): дурак

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☆★GL★☆
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319844] Thu, 16 May 2013 14:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Cosmo Bozo

 
Messages:17
Registered:May 2013
Enemy(after being hit) Haa Ha! missed me...oh shit, no you didn't, I'm bleeding!

Merc(outnumbered) GET TO THE CHOPPA!...we did bring a chopper? right?

They'd both be better for mercs really but haven't pledged enough for 2 gos

[Updated on: Thu, 16 May 2013 15:09] by Moderator

Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319847] Thu, 16 May 2013 15:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JMich

 
Messages:575
Registered:January 2011
Location: Greece
Merc (when seeing enemies): Look at them run, like little hamsters.

Enemy (when fleeing): Retreat! They fight like angry bears!
Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319870] Thu, 16 May 2013 20:58 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
Winstons
Messages:1
Registered:May 2013
Merc (Upon killing an enemy) - 'If it bleeds . . . we can kill it'

Enemy (Upon spotting a merc) - 'They're coming outta the god damn walls!'

[Updated on: Thu, 16 May 2013 20:58] by Moderator

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