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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319871]

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:09

Gambigobilla

Messages:702
Registered:July 2008

JMich

Merc (when seeing enemies): Look at them run, like little hamsters.

Enemy (when fleeing): Retreat! They fight like angry bears!

this!

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319911]

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:07

Bearpit

Messages:1080
Registered:August 2001
Location: Sydney Australia.

" We are here for the violent revolution of truth, it's a lot more fun than the silent version "

Comrade Che Bearvara.

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319914]

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:18

Faia

Messages:1
Registered:May 2013

~~Jedi~~ enemy requesting surrender:
You don't want to fight anymore. You want to give up and get yourself arrested.

Merc selected:
At your service ...when i feel like it.

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319916]

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:43

madmat3001

Messages:1
Registered:October 2009
Location: Berlin, Germany

OK, let me take a shot. I'm not very creative when it comes to stuff like this, so I figured everybody in the late 80's would be quoting popular movies from the 70's and early 80's. (Also: I like to quote movies ^^)

I have so far pledged $115, so I'll do two entries. PM is coming shortly.

Merc1: "I think we're gonna need a bigger boat..."
From: Jaws
When the squad finds a small / shoddy boat. This might be too situational.

Merc2: "I'm a god damm marvel of modern science!"
From: One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
When he succeeds at something special / hard.

Enemy1: "Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?"
From: Dirty Harry
Anytime, I guess.

Enemy2: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
From: Apocalypse Now
After surviving a granade / explosion.

Actually all of these could very well be Merc one liners, imo.

Bonus:
From the "unlikely department", but this would make me so happy: We need two Mercs "Snowman" and "Bandit". When they are on the same team, they sometimes have this exchange:

Snowman:"Why are we doing this? They said it couldn't be done."
Bandit:"That's why we're doing it."
From: Smokey and the Bandit

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #319922]

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:55

Sam Hotte

Messages:1995
Registered:March 2009
Location: Middle of Germany

madmat3001

From the "unlikely department", but this would make me so happy: We need two Mercs "Snowman" and "Bandit". When they are on the same team, they sometimes have this exchange:

Snowman:"Why are we doing this? They said it couldn't be done."
Bandit:"That's why we're doing it."
From: Smokey and the Bandit

Since the names are not mentioned in the quotes, any pair of buddy mercs could have this dialogue as a reference to the movie ... Smile

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #320029]

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:30

Mauser

Messages:769
Registered:August 2006
Location: Bavaria - Germany

Alrighty then, after having pledged my 50$ per PayPal, here

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #320030]

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:37

DepressivesBrot

Messages:3701
Registered:July 2009

You know the task is to write ONE merc and ONE enemy line (2 for 75+ pledges) right?

[Updated on: Sat, 18 May 2013 18:37] by Moderator

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #320034]

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:13

Mauser

Messages:769
Registered:August 2006
Location: Bavaria - Germany

DepressivesBrot

You know the task is to write ONE merc and ONE enemy line (2 for 75+ pledges) right?

Yeah well, i got creative, so just go ahead and pick your favorites. Most of them are applicable to both mercs and enemies and quite universal to any type of character.

Since i couldn

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #320038]

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:26

Peal

Messages:260
Registered:August 2007
Location: Germany

A typical Mauser Smile

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #320040]

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:00

JP'TR

Messages:104
Registered:April 2009
Location: Germany

haha Mauser, nice explosion of inspirations! Razz

And a Paypal-Pledge. Disqualified. xD

[Updated on: Sat, 18 May 2013 22:02] by Moderator

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #320116]

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:45

Regar Reed

Messages:1
Registered:May 2013

Here are my entries:

Enemy walking upon a hidden merc:
Look's like we got 'rselves a goddamn Sunday Social!

Mercenary one liner shredding some enemies with any kind of explosive:
Being fatally dead I doub't they enjoyed that little show -too- much...

Out of contest I would like to have one word appear quite often: MINCED!

So long and

Good DIE! Smile

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #320121]

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:47

gdalf

Messages:89
Registered:May 2013

[color:#CC0000]And that brings us to our first stretch goal. Congrats![/color]

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #320187]

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:13

gdalf

Messages:89
Registered:May 2013

[color:#CC0000]This contest is now closed!

I'll be sending a PM to our three judges with all the valid entries and announcement will be made as soon as I have their votes or in 24 hours time, whichever comes first [/color]

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #320188]

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:42

SkySoldier82d

Messages:4
Registered:May 2013
Location: North Carolina USA

Closed? What? I thought it was open until the Kickstarter ended? [EDIT] Nevermind...I see in the rules where it says the contest closes 48 hours before the Kickstarter ends. Darn...I had some good quotes too! Good luck to those that entered!

[Updated on: Wed, 22 May 2013 05:47] by Moderator

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #320191]

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:42

gdalf

Messages:89
Registered:May 2013

Yes, sorry about that but the closing date was posted right from the beginning of the contest. But hey, FC may read your entry so feel free to post it anyway Wink

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #320192]

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:01

Shanga

Messages:3502
Registered:January 2000
Location: Danubia

CONGRATULATIONS TO SLAX FOR WINNING ONELINER CONTEST!

Judges voted him as the winner of the $220 pledge (+$20 addon) for this quote:

Quote:

Enemy torn to shreds by merc auto fire: Makin' bacon'. (Hahahahaha!)

Enemy runs up and pulls a knife: Let's dance, baby!

Slax, you need to get in contact with gdalf, submit final proof of backing and take over your prize!

[Updated on: Fri, 24 May 2013 02:04] by Moderator

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #320649]

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:51

Ryan_Prime

Messages:20
Registered:October 2007

Congratulations Slax!

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #320651]

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:00

Arulcish_Lion

Messages:257
Registered:January 2013
Location: Saint-Petersburg, Russia

@Slax Congratulations! Smile

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #320672]

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:31

Slax

Messages:1430
Registered:July 2006
Location: People riding polar bears...

:bow:

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #320743]

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:33

Kaerar

Messages:2042
Registered:January 2003
Location: Australia :D

Well done man Smile

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #320744]

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:40

JAFTeam

Messages:157
Registered:April 2013

Even we like them by the way.

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #320875]

Sun, 26 May 2013 03:42

Taro_M

Messages:294
Registered:November 2008

I know that the contest is over, but here are some bits that I think are pretty cool:

Merc(under heavy fire): It's raining death over here!
Friend of the merc: Good thing you brought an umbrella!

Stabbing an enemy to death: Let me put just the tip in... (creepy chuckle)

Merc(under heavy fire): I swear! If that moron actually hits me Im going to scoop out his eyeballs with a spoon!

Merc (hurt): Im bleeding!
Leader with hight morale: You dont die until I say! So, stop Bleeding and fight back!

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #322836]

Tue, 16 July 2013 23:22

Harper

Messages:149
Registered:June 2003
Location: Germany

When improvising these lines, I had a more untypical role model for a merc in mind. C-3PO.

Merc (spotting a gun): How interesting! Is this a real gun?
Merc (hitting/killing an enemy): OH! OH! I'm sorry, sir!
Merc (selected): You won't regret this, sir!
Merc (enemy spotted): Oh, hello!
Merc (many enemies spotted): Oh my god! Surrender is a perfectly acceptable alternative in extreme circumstances!
Merc (task failed): Don't blame me!
Merc (hit/dying): Something...is not...right...
Merc (enemy head exploded): This is madness!

Enemy: Resistance is futile!

[Updated on: Tue, 16 July 2013 23:36] by Moderator

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #322848]

Wed, 17 July 2013 10:20

lockie

Messages:3810
Registered:February 2006
Location: Scotland

Might have to make your own C3PO mod for this :wrysmiley:

It won't catch on Very Happy

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #322850]

Wed, 17 July 2013 11:14

Harper

Messages:149
Registered:June 2003
Location: Germany

lockie

Might have to make your own C3PO mod for this :wrysmiley:

It won't catch on

Well, I felt that type of guys like Biff and Gumpy were a bit unrepresented. What does "It won't catch on" mean?

And, because I like it, a second character (Ian Harper, bigmouth, but not a hotshot). It may be that some lines already were used by other mercs or in other games:

Selected: You won't regret your decision, kiddoh. But others surely will.
Enemy spotted: Hey! That's mine!
Many enemies spotted: HAHAHA! Plenty of opportunity! Which one first?
Enemy killed: So easy...
Enemy head exploded: HAHAHA! SUPERNOVA!
Accomplished a task: HAHAHA! I DID IT! Eehh of course, I mean.
Failed a task: That's impossible!
Hit: Just a scratch...
Seriously injured: Okay...I admit...it hurts...
Dying: I...won't...make it...that's...so sad...someone...get me a hanky...
Gun jammed: Great...
Out of ammo: How am I supposed to shoot, kiddoh?
Found some loot: Cool! That's mine!
Saw a rotting corpse: Dammit! He looks so ridiculous!

[Updated on: Wed, 17 July 2013 12:03] by Moderator

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #322856]

Wed, 17 July 2013 14:02

lockie

Messages:3810
Registered:February 2006
Location: Scotland

Quote:

What does "It won't catch on" mean?

It only means that if a cp3po mod were made by you and released to the community , I doubt many would wish to play it , That gay english butler voice just is as bad as Ira's ... :compsmash:

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #322864]

Wed, 17 July 2013 16:22

DepressivesBrot

Messages:3701
Registered:July 2009

I feel bad now for having to look up some original footage. His German voice isn't half as annoying Very Happy

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #322900]

Thu, 18 July 2013 09:10

Harper

Messages:149
Registered:June 2003
Location: Germany

lockie

If a cp3po mod were made by you and released to the community , I doubt many would wish to play it , That gay english butler voice just is as bad as Ira's ... :compsmash:

DepressivesBrot

I feel bad now for having to look up some original footage. His German voice isn't half as annoying

Ehm. Not sure if this is clear, but this is not about C-3PO. Rather, C-3PO served as a role model when I created the lines for a merc that was more of the kind like Biff or Gumpy.

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Re: CONTEST: Write a merc/enemy one-liner, win a $220 pledge spot[message #322904]

Thu, 18 July 2013 12:40

lockie

Messages:3810
Registered:February 2006
Location: Scotland

I just like slagging C3PO off .... :laugh:

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