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Have sex with your teammates[message #321492]

Sun, 09 June 2013 14:31

malthaussen is currently offline

Messages:91
Registered:January 2005
Location: Philadelphia

Or anyone else available, really.

Each PC and NPC is rated for seductiveness and resistance to seduction for both sexes. Finally, a use for the charisma stat! Certain objects can add bonuses to the seduction rating, as can certain actions. By comparison of seductiveness to resistance, one can indulge in carnality with other characters, possibly getting females pregnant in the process.

This could have a game function! Mercs could be recruited in time-honored fashion, local chiefs and bosses could be influenced to favor a team's requests, morale could be improved (or diminished, as may be), really the possibilities are fraught.

Obviously, this proposal is more tongue-in-cheek (!) than otherwise, but for those of us who are lovers rather than fighters, it would be nice to have such an alternative to gun porn. And sex has always been a weapon.

-- Mal

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Corporal 1st Class

Re: Have sex with your teammates[message #321494]

Sun, 09 June 2013 16:05

Messages:1966
Registered:March 2009
Location: Middle of Germany

Don't drink and post ... Wink

Wink

:cheers:
SCNR.

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Sergeant Major

Re: Have sex with your teammates[message #321495]

Sun, 09 June 2013 16:36

Messages:656
Registered:February 2008
Location: NL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

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First Sergeant

Re: Have sex with your teammates[message #321500]

Sun, 09 June 2013 18:26

DepressivesBrot is currently offline

DepressivesBrot

Messages:3658
Registered:July 2009

I'll watch this a little longer, but so far the only thing this feature adds is posts to various people's count.

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Captain

Re: Have sex with your teammates[message #321501]

Sun, 09 June 2013 18:41

Messages:656
Registered:February 2008
Location: NL

For free

(the posts)

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First Sergeant

Re: Have sex with your teammates[message #321512]

Mon, 10 June 2013 12:36

Shanga is currently offline

Messages:3482
Registered:January 2000
Location: Danubia

Tais, love the link, I knew the tune but never knew who sings it.
And quite spot on.

Ontopic: how about suggesting to Maxis/EA to make Sims4 with guns so you can both have sex and blow heads off? Eh? That would make exactly as much sense.

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Captain

Re: Have sex with your teammates[message #321516]

Mon, 10 June 2013 17:00

Mauser is currently offline

Messages:756
Registered:August 2006
Location: Bavaria - Germany

Goddammit malthaussen, do you want to turn our beloved JA into another Mass Effect or The Witcher or what?

It is true, that gender and sex has some effect on some aspects of the story in many RPGs and romance has been an option in some of the best RPGs for decades now (Baldur

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First Sergeant

Re: Have sex with your teammates[message #321521]

Mon, 10 June 2013 19:19

Yaguar is currently offline

Messages:53
Registered:January 2013
Location: DE

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k196/DeSwiss/New%20Stuff/BabyJesusCry.jpg

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Corporal

Re: Have sex with your teammates[message #321522]

Mon, 10 June 2013 19:33

Slax is currently offline

Messages:1411
Registered:July 2006
Location: People riding polar bears...

Mmm, that hot Gumpy action!

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Sergeant Major

Re: Have sex with your teammates[message #321525]

Mon, 10 June 2013 22:13

Messages:656
Registered:February 2008
Location: NL

Shanga

Tais, love the link, I knew the tune but never knew who sings it.

And ofcourse well known for the jewel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If9fC9aJd-U

and masterpiece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adgx9wt63NY

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First Sergeant

Re: Have sex with your teammates[message #321580]

Thu, 13 June 2013 16:50

JAFTeam is currently offline

Messages:157
Registered:April 2013

O_O

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Staff Sergeant

Re: Have sex with your teammates[message #321582]

Thu, 13 June 2013 18:54

dethica is currently offline

Messages:43
Registered:September 2009

and if sex makes it into the game, why not marriage? or gay marriage?
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/06/06/how-kickstarter-got-gay-marriage-into-massive-chalice/#more-155621

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Corporal

Re: Have sex with your teammates[message #321583]

Thu, 13 June 2013 19:15

EXile 150 Abyss is currently offline

EXile 150 Abyss

Messages:137
Registered:September 2009

JAFTeam

O_O

That's what you get when we're left unattended for too long JAFTEam. XD

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Sergeant

Re: Have sex with your teammates[message #321585]

Thu, 13 June 2013 21:18

Cosmo Bozo is currently offline

Messages:16
Registered:May 2013

dethica

and if sex makes it into the game, why not marriage?

JA2 had marriage Razz

Razz

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Private

Re: Have sex with your teammates[message #321593]

Fri, 14 June 2013 04:12

Kaerar is currently offline

Messages:2022
Registered:January 2003
Location: Australia :D

Yeah but it was a Shotgun Marriage and got rid of Flo for everyone Very Happy

Very Happy

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Lieutenant

Re: Have sex with your teammates[message #321606]

Fri, 14 June 2013 22:31

Lepidosteus is currently offline

Messages:95
Registered:November 2007
Location: Land of Buns.

EXos

JAFTeam
O_O

That's what you get when we're left unattended for too long JAFTEam. XD

Indeed, the Pit is now BSN and Fullcontrol is Bioware Smile

Smile

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Corporal 1st Class

Re: Have sex with your teammates[message #321629]

Sun, 16 June 2013 11:34

lockie is currently offline

Messages:3721
Registered:February 2006
Location: Scotland

Quote:

but for those of us who are lovers rather than fighters, it would be nice to have such an alternative to gun porn.

What are you doing playing JA2 then , go on , back to the Sims with you ! :/

Quote:

Obviously, this proposal is more tongue-in-cheek (!) than otherwise,

Yeah , so I'm gonna dump it shortly ! :axe:

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