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Fun with terrible weapons. The Cuban Drug Dealer Thread of choice[message #323234] Thu, 25 July 2013 20:25 Go to next message
deknegt

 
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Registered:June 2007
Location: Doetinchem, Netherlands

I thought with all the threads about the best of the best being found and chosen, not enough attention is given to the !!FUN!! weapons of Jagged Alliance 2.

Although everyone likes to run around with a perfectly kitted out mercenary who plinks people dead from range and from close, that's not always the most fun way to finish the job.

Sometimes you just prefer to go a bit insane and take the terrible guns in the game for a spin, trying to have a great time with those.

I mean who doesn't like it to expertly sneak up to a mook, and then standing behind him rip out a massive Colt Anaconda and shoot his head clean off. It might not be silent, or subtle... But it sure is gratifying as all hell to absolutely overkill someone.

Also a good and extremely fun experience I had with the newer mods is giving my merc dual M10's, and you can no doubt guess how that ended up for 4 mooks standing in a tight corridor thinking they had IMPy beat... But 64 .45 bullets quickly laid waste to whatever was alive in that corridor, and the sound of two guns emptying it's clip at 1600rpm is just awesome. It might not be the most efficient way, and there are much more weapons who don't spend all their bullets in less than 2 seconds, but nothing beats the insanity of dual M10's, the only thing missing was a mountain of cocaine.


Anyone else got some awesome and/or fun experiences with weapons that might not get the Bear's Pit water-tattoo of excellence, but are just so ridiculous that they are in a league of their own?
Re: Fun with terrible weapons. The Cuban Drug Dealer Thread of choice[message #323243] Fri, 26 July 2013 00:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
silversurfer

 
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Registered:May 2009
Know what? When I read your thread title I immediately thought of the Mac-10! Very Happy

The only time when I had such an experience like you was a full volley from a M-960A from the roof of the A.C.A. building in Drassen while defending it from the counterattack. Three baddies were standing close to each other so I thought "Why not?". Two of them were hit in the legs and the other in the head. What a mess...
Most of the bullets went into the walls and windows behind them. Good thing was that there were no civilians in the way. The gun was not much useful after that because it overheated...

I never used an ambidextrous merc with dual wielding. Maybe I should try it? :naughty:

Re: Fun with terrible weapons. The Cuban Drug Dealer Thread of choice[message #323291] Sat, 27 July 2013 05:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Slax

 
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Registered:July 2006
Location: People riding polar bears...
Try dual wielding with ambidextrous and gunslinger. Wink

Re: Fun with terrible weapons. The Cuban Drug Dealer Thread of choice[message #323350] Sun, 28 July 2013 11:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
akiranyo

 
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Registered:July 2013
Location: Slovakia
Bad guns hmmm... I remember just before the first SAM arround Drassen, my auto/heavy expert had the Thompson with the drum magazine (named 1928 if I guess good) Hit ration 0%, despite that he had arround 80 marksmanship, so I still get shivers when I see that piece of metal. But when I hired Bull, his Thompson with the classic magazine seemed a bit better.

I also was a bit dissappointed with my fav IRL guns in the game, namely the QBZ-97 and the AN-94. With the latter one I cannot hit almost anything in the 2 shot pulse mode.

Re: Fun with terrible weapons. The Cuban Drug Dealer Thread of choice[message #323351] Sun, 28 July 2013 12:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DepressivesBrot

 
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It's not about finding bad weapons, it's about producing hilarious results with those bad weapons.


Re: Fun with terrible weapons. The Cuban Drug Dealer Thread of choice[message #323352] Sun, 28 July 2013 12:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
akiranyo

 
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Registered:July 2013
Location: Slovakia
Yes, yes, I get it, sorry if I drifted away a bit. Well, now thinking back it was having fun, even if I didn't hit, cause the redshirts didn't hit me either...

Anyways, with my gunfighter I always got a lot of "there goes my appetite for the next week" for dualwielding two CZ-52 pistols in Drassen, later two Skorpions with glaser ammunition. Guess as long you are specialized for a certain class of weaponry, you can utilize even the crappiest metal pieces.
Re: Fun with terrible weapons. The Cuban Drug Dealer Thread of choice[message #324026] Fri, 16 August 2013 09:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
fallschirmjager

 
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Registered:June 2005
Location: Darwin, Australia

Probably the most fun I have nowadays is running several of my assault guys with shotguns.

Yeah, a carbine or even a decent smg would probably be more efficient in a target rich environment but nothing says "go away, you bother me!" like a shotshell of 00 Buck knocking the wind out of some black shirt son bitch.

I found a UTS-15 in UC the other day and FRAG rounds so I was having a lot of fun with 14 rounds of FRAG wrecking shit. Just need to get an automatic shotgun and go to town...

"REMEMBER THIS SHIT AT CHRISTMAS!"
Re: Fun with terrible weapons. The Cuban Drug Dealer Thread of choice[message #342363 is a reply to message #324026] Tue, 08 September 2015 21:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Rayniac

 
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Registered:August 2015
My ambidextrous gunslinger IMP with dual Tokarev TT-33s could kill 5 enemies in a turn in close quarters combat AND reload in the middle. It was insane. Come to think of it, they weren't that bad at all actually... Still thinking about ditching my .357 desert eagles and starting to use them again. But the Deagles have twice the accuracy angry

[Updated on: Tue, 08 September 2015 21:13]

Re: Fun with terrible weapons. The Cuban Drug Dealer Thread of choice[message #342441 is a reply to message #342363] Mon, 14 September 2015 23:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
wolf00

 
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Registered:September 2006
Location: Czech Republic

my imp mercenaries have in early game stage in inventory,cz vz.52 pistol,specialist get m1 carbine,psm for doctors or medics personel, i using m1 garand or mosin nagant for sniping.i like aek-919k nice small uzi like weapon



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Re: Fun with terrible weapons. The Cuban Drug Dealer Thread of choice[message #344636 is a reply to message #342441] Sun, 20 March 2016 23:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Panzer

 
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Registered:February 2016
Location: Altis, Sometimes Tanoa
idea for fun. Go western. bunch of IMP mercs with ambi and gunfighter. give them all dual revolvers.



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Re: Fun with terrible weapons. The Cuban Drug Dealer Thread of choice[message #344673 is a reply to message #344636] Wed, 23 March 2016 12:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
MurphysLawTesties

 
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Registered:December 2015
Location: Lithuania
Panzer wrote on Sun, 20 March 2016 22:44
idea for fun. Go western. bunch of IMP mercs with ambi and gunfighter. give them all dual revolvers.


Westerns are all about revolvers

You need some winchester rifles, lots of alcohol and wenches for that



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Re: Fun with terrible weapons. The Cuban Drug Dealer Thread of choice[message #344681 is a reply to message #344673] Wed, 23 March 2016 16:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Panzer

 
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Registered:February 2016
Location: Altis, Sometimes Tanoa
we have the Repeating rifles as well.



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"I got another problem: I am being overrun by Dinosaur Nazis on Hoverboards!" -Ravenhugger

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Re: Fun with terrible weapons. The Cuban Drug Dealer Thread of choice[message #344682 is a reply to message #344673] Wed, 23 March 2016 17:49 Go to previous message
edmortimer

 
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