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Mercenary NPC Reactions: Miguel,Pablo and Fred[message #331653] Sat, 05 April 2014 13:54 Go to next message

Registered:December 2012

Im posting the quotes just for the fun,enjoy ; )

Note: Monk,Scream and Wolf are not on the list.

Barry:"We are ready to undertake task at hand."

Biff:"It was something I said,wasn't it ? Something someone else said? Well,I tried,and if you need me back,no hard feelings."

Blood:"We'll take care of business,Miguel. They don't want to be messing with us."

Brain:"I am pleased to be here,Miguel."

Bubba:"Bubba did his best. Now,Bubba has to go. All right,then."

Bull:"Well,she's gotta another thing coming."

Buns:"No need to fret,Miguel. You may have absolute confidence in me and my abilities to help you and and your rebels."

Buzz:"Look pal,don't worry about the welcoming committee. Let's just get to work. I'm a professional here. Show me some targets."

Cliff:"Well,she's only a woman,Miguel. We'll all be golfing by the weekend."

Conrad:"Not a wise decision. Obviously, you were not paying attention to my greatness."

Cougar:"Sir. An honorable discharge, I am assuming."

Danny:"Well,you know you've got our support. Wonder if she knows what she's got coming."

Dr. Q:"Each person is placed into another's path for a purpose,Miguel. And so ours have crossed ,and now fate shall determine the outcome."

Fidel:"I remove her like toilet paper from roll. She be sorry she start this."

Flo:"Oh well. It was fun while it lasted,non?"

Fox:"She won't get very far,Miguel,now that I'm here. Trust me,when it comes to the female mind,I'm a master. Maybe later,you and I could talk more about it."

Gasket:"well,I'll be. I guess I'll be just go back on home then and kill squirrels. Kinda too bad, 'cause people make a lot funnier noises."

Grace:"We'll support you... depend on it."
Grizzly:"Good to be part of your little tropical situation,Miguel. You just sit back,relax,and enjoy the show."

Grunty:"It our duty to rid this country of her presence. You will find us eager and ready to help you."

Gumpy:"Well,it's your decision. Should have gotten an autograph though. Someday,it'll be worth money. I'm telling you."

Gus:"Ya got nuthin' to worry about there,Micheal. Ya got Gus Tarballs down here givin' it personal attention. That Deidranna she-devil is gonna be leaving Arulco before I do."

Haywire:"Bummer. I was up for some good ass kickin', coulda done the job,too. I'm just gettin' warmed up."

Henning:"We have come to bring order to Arulco. You can depend on us to help you."

Hitman:"Good to be here,Ace. You can count this one as alreay in the bag. She's gonna wish she was a housewife."

Ice:"Well,she ain't gotta chance dude,cuz we gonna remove her from the map. Lady's about to find out what's what."

Igor:"Thank you. No Dolvich has disappointed. We will toast to days to come... ah,Wen we locate vodka."

Ivan:"We'll bring her down. I am highly trained killer." (note:the rest of hist text are in Russian.)

Larry:"Whatever,man. I wanted to take some time off to see what grows down here anyway."

Laura:"My apologies for my countrywoman. It is a special pleasure for me to help this country and its people. I have know the horrors of a dictatorship too."

Len:"we'll do our best to stop her. You can count on it."

Lucky:"Don't worry,we will help you... hemmm... I cannot speak so well."

Lynx:"I'm ready for 'em, Miguel. You got yourself the best here. They don't call me 'Lynx' for nothing."

MD:"We are pleased to come to your aid,Miguel. The situation certainly requires our intensive care."

Meltdown:"Well,Miguel,you're obviously serious. You're sending in the best. I like that in a man. Not much else,but I like that."

Nails:"Rebel force! Right on,Scooter. Let me tell ya,I'm a rebel from way back. Your business is my business,Mike. I'm your man."

Numb:"Aye,it's your war,pal. I did me duty for ya."

Raven:"I don't think she's going to get too far with that,Miguel. We can help you out. The rules are going to be a little different now."

Razor:"Man,and I was just getting into this,too. Like,I had vision of Ginsu dancing in my head."

Reaper:"We will remove he soul. Your rebels are spirited,dark and uderground. We will get along fine."

Rudolf:"We are here to solve the problem. There will be ne problem."

Scully:"She won't get far with that,seeing that we're here. Have confidence,Miguel. She'll be the one with the worries now."

Shadow:"She won't. And she won't see it coming. We'll get the job done."

Spider:"You have our ful attention,Miguel personally,I feel that anyone who would oppress another deserves to be brought to justice,and that's just what we hipe to do to her."

Static:"Hey man,good to be here. Rebels,hunh? Cool. Hey don't you worry,Miguel. We'll smoke her out."

Stephen:"We are completely prepared and confident,Miguel and accept your welcome and the challenges that lie ahead."

Steroid:"Miguel,I am "the man." These are other people. I will make here surrender to me in many ways."

Vicki:"She be removing nothin'! You hang tight,and let us do our work."


Barry:"Some persons it is difficult to respect."
Biff:"That clown makes me nervous."
Blood:"Fool's got spam for brains."
Brain:"You know the kind that are not appreciating a good meal? Annoying,very annoying."
Bubba:"Filthy child. What's wrong with you,stupid idiot?"
Bull:"I'm sick of that goddamned dumbass."
Buns:"What a lowlife scum!"
Buzz:"What do you expect from one of them."
Carlos: "Why must people like this be with us."
Cliff:"Bloody jackanapes!"
Conrad: "Not an acceptable human."
cougar:"Its not my place to say what I really think of that low-down scum-bucket."
Danny:"Pond scum!"
Dr. q:"Such a fool."
Fidel:"Dere be peoples who need bullet in head."
Flo:"I hate to waste my brain thinking about that fool."
Fox:"What a slimeball."

Gasket:"Aah,that's... I mean,what a nimrod."
Grizzly:"That A-hole's startin' to get under my skin."
Grunty:"That lummox is not even fit to polish my brass."
Gumpy:"What a loser! Even I'm not THAT bad."
Gus:"What a yo-yo!"
Haywire:"I can't believe that jag-off!"
Henning:"I think it's time for a change - an idiot-free occupation this time..."
Ice:"That dipshit is full of it."
Igor:"What a dishonorable, Undeserving son-of-a-Cossack."
Ivan:(only Russian text)
Larry:"Take something,man... It'll do us all some good."

Laura:"It would be better for some team members to get out of my way... fast."

Len:"Quite the piece of personality."
Lucky:"There are some assholes everywhere."
Lynx:"What a pile of human garbage."
Magic:"Got a real winner here."

Malice:"Christ d'imbecile."
MD:"What a putz."
Meltdown:"What a pablum-puking buttwipe."
Miguel: "Person like this would not work one day for me."
Monk:"Biiig Amateur."
Nails:"What a doorknob."
Numb:"What a barmy arsehole."
Raider:"That pig's got the brains of a soap dish."
Raven:"That wiseass's breath could peel paint."
Razor:"I'm gettin' sick of that yellowbelly. Prob'ly doesn't even know how to skin a baby."

Reaper:"That's someone who'll live forever,despite their need for death."

Red:"That sodger's the biggest scunner o' the whole lot."
Scope:"In the words of Magic, "Quite the Snapperhead.""
Scully:"Bet mom was a prostitute and dad stiffed her."

Shadow:"Got no use for people like that."
Sidney:"Quite the wastrel."

Spider:"That idiot's a walking advertisement for planned parenthood."

Static:"Conceived in something on wheels for sure,man."
Stephen:"That lout has no business among civilized men and women."
Steroid:"That is not mercenary,that is dirt beneath my feet."
Trevor:"That bloody boofhead makes me want to chunder."
Vicky:"What a waste of a brain,man."
Wolf:"What a numbnuts."

Re: Mercenary NPC Reactions: Miguel,Pablo and Fred[message #331673] Mon, 07 April 2014 15:21 Go to previous message

Registered:December 2012
Sorry for the double post.

Update:Fred's reaction and another quotes about M.E.R.C.

Note: some mercenaries are missing from the list, Brain,Bull,Grace,Henning,Laura,Lucky,Monk,Rudolf,Scream.


Barry:"He is a gentleman."
Biff:"There's some rather nice people down here."
Blood:"Everybody's got an angle. You know what I'm saying?"
Bubba:(say nothing)
Buns:Somebody worth talking to."
Buzz:"He can consider himself lucky... I'll let him live."
Carlos:"Most people of Arulco are friendly like this."
Cliff:"Comes across as a decent chap."
Conrad:"Hm. Properly motivated..."

Cougar:"An upstanding citizen."
Danny:"He was pretty helpful."
DR.q:"There is someting raher unique about that man."

Fidel:"I no like much people,but dis people okay."
Flo:"Someone I would enjoy knowing more deeply."
Fox:"There's something about him that kinda intrigues me."
Gasket:"Kinda friendly. Maybe we shoulda left some kinda gift."
Grizzly:"There's someone with their head screwed on right."
Grunty:"Imagine calling this country home."

Gumpy:"He reminds me of somebody. Not really sure who..."

Gus: (say nothing)
Haywiree:"He's all right. But most of them are losers."
Hitman:"There are some friendly people down here,huh Ace?"
Ice:"He was quite the dude."
Igor:"This is someone I could share drink with."
Ira:"People like that are why I stayed in Arulco."
Ivan:"Nice people in godforsaken country."
Len:"A rather friendly people,wouldn't you say..."
Lynx:"I pity that guy."

Magic:"That was one of the few people I met down here that wasn't a snapperhead."
Malice:"Dat peoples not too bad,en?"
MD:"You can run into some rather interesting people down here."
Meltdown:"One of the few that don't turn my stomach."
Miguel:"It is for people like this that I give my life for country."

Nails:"Someone with a head ob their shoulders."
Numb:"A friendly bloke. 'Course I'll rough 'em up if need be."
Raider:"The people her are a lot easier going than in L.A."
Raven:"How do people live in a pace like this and stil keep their sanity?"
Razor:"Ah... I'll let him live."
Reaper:"He is a man at peace with his soul."
Red:(say nothing)
Scope:"Rather pleasant,wouldn't you say?"
Scully:"Someone I'd split a pint with."

Shadow:"I wish him the best."
Sidney:"A likable enough chap."
Spider:(say nothing)
Static:"Seemed kinda cool."
Stephen:"I'm not sure about him."
Steroid:"Now... this guy I like. He good guy."
Thor:"Someone I would like to meet under different circumstances."

Trevor:"Quite the sport."
Vicky:"Some people deserve better than to be livin' here..."
Wolf:"Good attitude. I like that."

If you never pay the M.E.R.C.

Biff:"My partner has informed me that you've fallen behind in your payments. He's also advised me to return to headquarters immediately. So,you'll have to fight this
war without me. Good luck!"

Cougar:"I've learned that you haven't kept current with your payments. I tend not to have a forgiving nature when putting my life on the line. Therefore,I'm tendering my resignation effective immediately."

Bubba:"I have to find work. Bubba have to eat. You don't pay. Bubba have to go. Bye bye."

Flo:"This job is taxing my sanity and not taxing my pocketbook. I am sorry. I can take this no longer. I leave now."

Gasket:"hey,I hear from M.E.R.C. that you're stiffin' them man! I'm splittin', and you're lucky I'm a softie,or you'd need a plumber to help you swallow your lunch!"

Gumpy:"I'm not even getting paid for this! So why am I laying my life on the line? Forget you. I'm taking a powder."

Haywire:"Hey,asshole. M.E.R.C. tells me you ain't payin' me. And since you get what you pay for,you ain't gettin' me. So long sucker. I'm history."

Larry:"Gotta go! Speck wants to see me. Something about a bill that hasn't been paid."

Numb:"Guess you don't like me work since I just found out you're not PAYIN'! Up yours,you bloody cheapskate! I'm done with ya."

Razor:"Speck tells me you're sorta behind on your payments. Now I could take it outta your skin,but I'm just gonna leave you here without me. Maybe the locals'll take care
of things for me."
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