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Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #40047] Tue, 20 January 2004 06:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Jay14

 
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Registered:January 2004
Location: Haren, Groningen, the Net...
Rated by both skillz and personality:

1: BIFFFF!!!!!!
2: FLOOOO!!!!!!!!!
3: Hamous
4: Steroid
5: Fox
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #40048] Fri, 23 January 2004 06:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
boden11
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Registered:March 2002
I dont know why everyone hates Biff and Flo, these mercs are excellent to leave in the towns u just conquered to train up the militia. (They both have the teaching skill). I let them roam from town to town training militia to keep up my city's defenses. Then later in the game when I've got enough money they can all gun run and bring everything I order from BR's down to Cambria (central sector).

Also Dynamo is fairly good, he seems to learn REALLY quick (already got his MRKS to like low 70s and MEC to around 80 by just picking locks and doing some night ops and letting him use his shotgun). Lately I've just been having him train militia too as my A-team of fighters have far outclassed him.

IRA is also really good, let her tag along the whole way and by the time you get to Orta she's one badass merc. Anyone who's free (or has negligible cost), gets MAX APs and high enuff wisdom is almost ALWAYS worth it. I've had her to like 90+ MRKS and 50-60 MED by the time I take Meduna without any training, just combat action.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #40049] Fri, 23 January 2004 06:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Maddog

 
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Quote:
Originally posted by boden11:


IRA is also really good, let her tag along the whole way and by the time you get to Orta she's one badass merc. Anyone who's free (or has negligible cost), gets MAX APs and high enuff wisdom is almost ALWAYS worth it. I've had her to like 90+ MRKS and 50-60 MED by the time I take Meduna without any training, just combat action.
There's a problem about Ira... I hate her.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #167494] Thu, 13 December 2007 17:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hairysteed

 
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Registered:December 2007
Location: Finland
I could see why everyone hates Biff and Flo and the other M.E.R.C:s. However, I still employ them as non-combatant support personnel. They train militia, repair stuff, and haul weapons to Tony in San Mona.

I only keep them equipped against bloodcat attacks, so they usually carry automatic shotguns, or carbines with glazer or HP and wear second-line armor (mostly lightweight, so they can carry more weapons). I also give them gas masks and a can of tear/mustard gas in case the cats get too close.

Biff and Flo: They're my cheap militia trainers. They also contribute to carrying weapons. They're not stong, but I have them do push-ups on their spare time.

Gasket: Although he seems like he'd be friends with the hicks outside of Cambria, he's my greesemonkey. He helps me keep my equipment in top shape and after my infantry squad has cleared a sector, he unlocks the doors.

Vince: He obviously chose med school over military school for a reason, so he'll be treating my wounded outside of combat.

I usually try to keep a non-combatant in each town square in case any of them is attacked, so I can take the attackers' stuff I also Use them to command the militia during fights. On the road I try to keep the non-combatants together for better survivability against bloodcats.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #167579] Fri, 14 December 2007 12:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Captain Taipan

 
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Registered:December 2007
Location: Western Australia
My least 5 favourite Mercs are as follows:

5 - Shank as his stats are so bad at the start and although he can improve, it takes too long to do so and I'd rather use his place in the team for someone who can be useful right away.

4 - Bubba is just far too stupid and annoying

3 - Dimitri because he constantly forgets his movementy orders [does he have early onset Alzheimers or something? :whoknows] and for someone who is supposed to be great at throwing, I have yet to be impressed. I only keep him because he is free and can fix things, alebiet slowly and is a reasonably good shot. He's a R.E.M.F.O as far as I am concerned :headscratch:

2 - Gasket because he can't do any medicine on himself and there are far better mechanics who are much better fighters than him such as Maddog :exactly:

1 - Finally my least favourite Merc is Gumpy as his attitude stinks, he's too lazy [sleeps too long] he's pretty useless at the start & although he can improve, I wouldn't waste my time on him nor any money. His dialogue is so so, not that amusing for my taste. Sometimes I hire him and take him out on the front line. I like to try to see if he can achieve a spectacular death in battle :roulette:

It seems that a lot of people hate Biff & Flo but like as Hairysteed has pointed out, they are handy early in the game for militia training and they're cheap even if they are outright cowards in battle. I also get Haywire & Razor as those guys are hiliarious together and can become halfway decent mercs'. As soon as I have liberated the 3rd city/mine, I get rid of the MERC crew unless Haywire & Razor have survived to Lv 4 due to fighting etc [I use them as front line troopers] then I keep them around as they've earned it Wink

My top 5 guys are as follows:
Grunty, Igor & Wolf at the start because these guys are just good value - Wolf as night ops & teaching, Grunty as night ops and heavy weapons and Igor with stealth & very good stats. These guys just become killing machines by the end of the game. A team material!
I hire Ivan & Trevor once I've got enough money to pay them for 2 week instalments which is about 1/2 way thru the game,.
Ivan is just the Russian version of the terminator and only gets meaner as he improves :axe:
I quite like Trevor as he is a dam good mechanic, excellent with things that go BANG! plus he can fight quite well and, above all, he has some of the funniest lines IMO in the game. When I first heard him talk about his wounds [moaning about drowning in blood & piss :wrysmiley] I dam nearly fell off my chair laughing :biglaugh: Even though he is expensive, I think he's good value and I take him most games.





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Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #167582] Fri, 14 December 2007 12:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Khor1255

 
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Worst 5?

Shank
Shank
Biff
Flo
Carlos


I like Gumpy because he's funny and smart (until he dies from being too stupid) and Dimitri because other than being a dope head he is bad ass.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #171311] Thu, 17 January 2008 09:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
rk47

 
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Registered:January 2008
i can't vote for 5 worst. But Shank really reminded me of how useless he is after the Tixa rescue I had him carry half a dozen L85s rifles, he took 10 steps before collapsing on the floor. So much for $20 a day. Some people are just worthless like that lol. He might be decent after a few militia training but hiring Buns/Hitman for a day can accomplish more.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #171641] Fri, 18 January 2008 19:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Caboclo

 
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Registered:December 2007
Location: Brazil
Larry
Hamous
Shank
Dynamo
Biff
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #172126] Mon, 21 January 2008 11:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
rk47

 
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Registered:January 2008
larry has an issue..
Hamous is a decent shooter, but by the time you found him you can secure other AIM personnel for cheaper price vs effectiveness. The ice truck is nice though.
Shank is pure crap. Wis 80 is not good enough. His physical stats are horrid, his medical is barely there, his leadership nonexistent. Just use him to unlock estoni landing pad and dismiss him.
Dynamo is a free mechanic and good Alma loyalty booster.
Biff....uhh...Cheap militia trainer. Heheh.

Flo is decent booster to Biff's morale. But late game she's really not worth it, she can help with Gun selling in San Mona (Tony pays more).

Gumpy is worth more since he has really high wisdom.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #172218] Mon, 21 January 2008 16:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Caboclo

 
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Registered:December 2007
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I like gumpy. He learns fast, and give him a mine to play with, and he becomes a explosives expert in no time.

He is funny too. Smile
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #172224] Mon, 21 January 2008 16:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
deknegt

 
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Registered:June 2007
Location: Doetinchem, Netherlands

what is that mine trick you are talking about?
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #172239] Mon, 21 January 2008 17:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Caboclo

 
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Registered:December 2007
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Yep. Arm and disarm the mine until exp reaches 99 Smile
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #172243] Mon, 21 January 2008 17:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
deknegt

 
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cool thanks :diabolical:
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #172508] Tue, 22 January 2008 20:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
deknegt

 
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well the mine trick didnt work with me it exploded into the face of my merc killing him Sad
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #172524] Tue, 22 January 2008 22:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
foij

 
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Lol, kaboom! RIP gumpy!

If you're into the quicksave, quickload, you can do the mine trick. A merc with 0 explosive skill can plant a mine without exploding, but the chance of success is low. With the mine/explosive trick (using TNT), you can raise a merc with exp = 0 to exp = 100 with some patience and save/reload.
From my experience, once a merc has a exp skill > 60, the chance of explosive failure is almost nil.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #172539] Wed, 23 January 2008 00:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Larynx

 
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Registered:April 2003
deKnegt
well the mine trick didnt work with me it exploded into the face of my merc killing him Sad

If you're playing 1.13, that'll happen. It doesn't happen in vanilla JA2.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #174372] Sat, 02 February 2008 20:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
HeavyMetalMonk

 
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Registered:January 2008
Location: Ontario, Canada

1)Biff: Nothing new to be said here.
2)Ira: Annoying
3)Malice: Don't know why, he's also annoying.
4)Hamous: Basically useless aside from his ice cream truck IMO
5)Flo: No good as a soldier

If we could've picked guys from the first two games, I'd have placed Rev at number one. His god quotes always bothered me... I mean, if you're so religious, why are you killing people? Go door to door annoying people like the rest of the religious nuts Very Happy
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #175552] Wed, 13 February 2008 22:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JA fan

 
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Registered:March 2007
foij
Lol, kaboom! RIP gumpy!

If you're into the quicksave, quickload, you can do the mine trick. A merc with 0 explosive skill can plant a mine without exploding, but the chance of success is low. With the mine/explosive trick (using TNT), you can raise a merc with exp = 0 to exp = 100 with some patience and save/reload.
From my experience, once a merc has a exp skill > 60, the chance of explosive failure is almost nil.


From what I've seen here at the forum,I thought a merc with a 0 skill would never improve.Well,time to raise Hamous some levels then...... Smile Just kidding,you must have too much patience to do it.It's worse than improving Shank physical stats.

My list? Now that I made a game with a MERC/Locals taste (No-AIM),let me see.......

Larry - drug sicko.
Bubba - Bull beats his ass 100 times and doesn't have his annoying voice.
Devin - "Back to selling dude! You're better there!"
Carlos - Poor stats after 5 cities.But with the early rebels patch........
Robot? - Only used it the first time.It lacks one of the best aspects of the game: personality.Always prefer a human merc to say something interesting.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #175562] Wed, 13 February 2008 23:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Cagemonkey

 
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Registered:December 2001
Location: Sweden
I use the robot as a suicide attacker at the arms lab in Orta.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #189082] Wed, 18 June 2008 23:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
KoTT

 
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Registered:May 2008
Location: Cali

worst characters possible, imo are:

Hamous: dumber then Maddog! Thats something... pretty useless, even though he can shoot fairly well.
Dmitri: all I ever found him good for is artillery.
Ira: completely useless in combat. Good militia trainer tho. probably the best you can find
Magic: way too expensive for what he can do
Gus: way too expensive as well. Even though he is the best guy money can hire. He is just good at absolutely everything.

Why would you possibly insult Shadow? he doesnt talk, so what? that fits his character real well. He is one of the best night opping guys, and he is usually the best spotter/scout possible. I always hire him when I have the money to.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #191468] Tue, 22 July 2008 07:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sir Naff
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Registered:July 2008
Worst characters? I won't include Biff and Flo because (a) they are funny, (b) we all know that they suck. These aren't in any particular order.

All the bloody doctors but Vince. They can't shoot straight (neither can Vince, I know) and except for Vince, they all have horrible dex. As the manual says: Having read all the manuals doesn't do you any good if your hands shake during surgery. Vince escapes this list because of his Dex in the 90s, Wis in the 90s, Med in the 90s, and Health in the 90s.

Buns: Red hates her, Reaper hates her, practically everyone else and their mother hates her(myself included). Her backstory is interesting, but still.

Steroid: He is an insult to the Polish people, even if he's funny as hell. Plus he pretends to be a mechanic, even though Barry is better as one even with their starting stats.

Nails: He's a good character and funny... But you know, being stuck with that bloody leather jacket just plain out sucks. Why can't you be intelligent and wear armor, Nails?

Shank: He reminds me of me, in that he's terrible at everything (even if he's reasonably intelligent) and unfunny. Plus he looks like me. So I feel sorry for him, and always try and use him. And he always sucks.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #191525] Tue, 22 July 2008 20:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Headrock

 
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Personally, I think each merc is useful. I wouldn't take most of them to battle, but my strategic philosophy rests on higher-end mercs taking on the brunt of the work for the greater part of the game, then the "weaker" mercs come in to play other useful parts, like logistics, training militia, medical treatment, and yes even defense of sectors. The thing is, by the time they're recruited, I'm usually well enough along to outfit them so well that they don't rely much on skill but rather on high-tec. And most, if not all mercs, can be taught given time. Playing very slowly (I.E. finishing the game around day 150 or even 200) gives me plenty of time to train mercs to do whatever they're needed to do. Everyone has their use, hehehehe.


Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #192009] Mon, 28 July 2008 08:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
rk47

 
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Registered:January 2008
Oh yeah Hamous is excellent for catching bullets n spotting for my snipers. I loved it when I picked him up during a build up for Cumbria assault and he's totally naked except for a .38 S&W revolver. He took out one dude with the revolver, after 5 turns in combat and he's decked in Kevlar and Commando rifle, ready to kill naughty men!
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #192021] Mon, 28 July 2008 12:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Burzmali

 
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Registered:March 2007
Location: Estonia
i dont consider Vince and Devin soldiers, they have chosen to do something else and are better at that. i never hire them, but that does not count.
i definitely do not hire overpayd jerks, so there is no place in my team for Gus, Magic, Scully and Lynx. and the fifth persona non grata will be... now, there is a problem. Reaper is not cheap, but he is a funny guy to have. Larry, on the other hand, is also funny, but will sooner or later find a chance to mess himself up. hmm - but there is one more person i have really not found any use for. so the fifth place in the "least useful" rostrum goes to - col. Biggins.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #192624] Sat, 02 August 2008 01:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
KoTT

 
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Registered:May 2008
Location: Cali

lol. in my games he usually was the first one dead. well, maybe other then Ira, if she actually involved in the action (as opposed to militia trainer and back up medic)

once she died a hero though. she ran up to heal Maddog, who was passed out, killed a red shirt on one shot with her revolver, and got a messy kill while at it. Then Maddog proceed to kick ass and Ira just... kinda... got dropped by a stay.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #193091] Thu, 07 August 2008 05:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Kensuke

 
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Registered:May 2007
Most of the people from MERC and about 75% of the locals suck IMO (though some major exceptions exist later in the game). Therefore, if I were limited to only 5 picks, I'd have to draw them from AIM because you actually pay a good penny for them.

1. Buns - Too many people hate her, and she comes across as a major bitch.
2. Hitman - His only saving grace is his personality. Otherwise he's washed up like his profile says.
3. Steroid - I used to like him, but then I discovered my favorite Russian duo. Now he's a liability.
4. Raider - ARGH! So annoying.
5. Raven - Why her when you could have Lynx?

Flo, Biff, and Ira are actually kinda useful, and I recruit them for every game. I get access to other MERC characters (like Cougar) much faster. Flo and Biff are good for running guns, and Ira is good for training milita and as a doctor.

- John
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #193095] Thu, 07 August 2008 05:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Headrock

 
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You know, I wouldn't include MADDOG in a combat team (other than as artillery trooper) if I were paid hourly for it. But man, that comment he makes when he arrives at a sector is simply priceless:

"I'm here! I Ate every bug on the way. There were many."
-- Maddog, that loon.

Priceless.


Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #193166] Thu, 07 August 2008 20:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
foij

 
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I love Maddog and he's almost always in one of my combat teams. He's funny (watch what he says if Fox dies) and he's really good in CQB. He has good physical stats (Str, Agi), good mechanical skill, although his wisdom is low. Give him a burst capable SMG (to counteract the psycho trait) and he will become a killing machine at close ranges. His most annoying drawback is the amount of sleep he requires.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #193167] Thu, 07 August 2008 21:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Headrock

 
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(watch what he says if Fox dies)


I'm seriously going to check that out tonight. His low wisdom is a serious problem (I do lots of training), and while I'm quite willing to put up with extra sleep requirements for Ivan, Maddog simply isn't worth it. But as I said before, every merc has their uses. He's good at lugging ammo around for the Alpha Team to fire Wink


Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #193203] Fri, 08 August 2008 03:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
KoTT

 
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Registered:May 2008
Location: Cali

wisdom gets up pretty quick if he is the only guy you use for repairs. (and same for dexterity)... and mechanical... durr.

yeah, lol, its a pretty funny one. first time they were on the same squad and she died, it actually gave me a pretty good laugh. he's got a few good lines.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #193209] Fri, 08 August 2008 05:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Headrock

 
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I don't think so. I use Dimitri for repairs before I can afford Trevor, and he never seems to go up in wisdom from that. Wisdom goes up MUCH faster from training militia, but that costs too much money to be a good way to train. I think the best use for Maddog, as far as I'm concerned, is for my late-game artillery unit. That guy can lug around a bucketload of mortar shells. Also overland hauling, if I'm short on cash for the helicopter. In any case, I really don't think he's a useless merc. There are MUCH MUCH worse mercs out there. And as far as I'm concerned, they're all useful in one way or another.


Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #193219] Fri, 08 August 2008 11:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
no_clip

 
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Registered:June 2007
I understand why some would hate Buns, (GO TO SLEEP CREEP!) but you can't put her on the top 5 worst mercs list. You just can't. She becomes a militia wizard and with her high mark she makes the perfect 1 woman defense/training force. Plop her at a samesite armed with a decent sniper kit to train miltia and she'll dome like 6 blackshirts with a from the counterattack with ease.

Also, kinda annoying that Grunty's str is so low. But heavy/nightops is a fantastic combo. Give a him nade launcher with laser sight and it's all over.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #193220] Fri, 08 August 2008 11:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Will Gates

 
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I'm with Grunty on this... I like Buns. Plus it's a dumb question in the first place. The so called bad mercs have redeeming features like low price or humourous lines, often the so called good mercs are overpriced or not so colourful character-wise. Without variety you start to lose the replay value and end up with just another shoot-em-up.

Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #195165] Thu, 28 August 2008 22:14 Go to previous messageGo to next message
HeroForHire

 
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Will Gates
The so called bad mercs have redeeming features like low price or humourous lines, often the so called good mercs are overpriced or not so colourful character-wise. Without variety you start to lose the replay value and end up with just another shoot-em-up.


I simply can`t no I can`t keep Razor, Haywire and Fidel unhired.
Every walkthrough these guys are on my paylist. Other teams might differ but those are set in stone.

I don`t care how expensive Fidel gets and how shitty Haywire starts out. Those guys are simply priceless. The only guys that come close to them are probably Ice, Blood and Magic but they still can`t touch them in terms of humorous lines.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #196996] Tue, 23 September 2008 08:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Limey

 
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Registered:September 2008
My five worst mercs are:

Biff - terrible stats, cowardly and doesn't get on with Razor & Haywire.
Larry - a liability as he always gets drunk or stoned whenever I use him
Spider - no combat skills render her useless when there are plenty of other combat medics
Gaston - very annoying, doesn't get along with anyone and is too expensive
Shank - I know he's free but he is just so weak and slow he's next to useless


I also hate the IMP mercs as they lack the personality of the real mercs and are too limited when choosing a face, voice and body appearance.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #199574] Tue, 21 October 2008 00:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Agnostik

 
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Registered:October 2008
Location: St. Petersburg, Russia
Based on cost-efficiency (only AIM mercs, because MERC, locals and rebels are pretty much always a bargain):

1. Static. He's dumb and his physicals suck. Too expensive for his stats. Yeah, I know, MEC 99. Don't really need that much.
2. Raven. Can shoot well in the dark and that's pretty much it. Gets too expensive too soon.
3. Spider. Physicals are not too great, 0 in MEC and EXP. Get Dr.Q instead.
4. Len. Never improves.
5. Hitman. One of my favourite personalities, but there are a lot of better alternatives.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #199605] Tue, 21 October 2008 13:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Dawood

 
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Registered:September 2008
Location: France or Ireland
1. Ira. Like nearly 100% of the players, I hate her. Her place is by Darrel Hicks' side, and nowhere else.
2. Malice. Couldn't find a more annoying guy except Ira. Ugly, not funny, and slow improvement. Urrghh.
4. Trevor. Cool dude, but how does he dare being so expensive. Having him level 6 makes him the most expensive AIM member! No way, some other clever ones can reach the same level and skills with a bit of training (Thor, for example)
4. Carlos. Ridiculously boring character, and weak.
5. Bubba. The most horrible speech after Ira's.
Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #222779] Tue, 23 June 2009 13:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
dzidek1983

 
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1. Thor: (way too expensive, and useless)


somebody said that, i disagree totally...
look at his phisical stats... he's good HtH fighter (wins a lot of cash in the ring)
with his intelligence his 78 mrk becomes a 87 very quickly
plus he is a great stealth character when you include his agility
and the only doctor you will ever need...

how could someone say hi is useless? :/

my votes are:

1. None

everyone is usefull if he's deployed to the job that he's good at...

Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #222784] Tue, 23 June 2009 14:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Gorro der GrĂ¼ne

 
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Not for their skillls but for my attitude towards them:

1) Wolf (I do know a convicted child molester who has his face)
2) Shadow
3) Steroid (the only reason to hire him for 1 day is his toolkit)
4) Buns (If I couldn't marry her I'ld drown her)
5) Mr. Higgins

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Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #222844] Tue, 23 June 2009 17:06 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
swampgator

 
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Registered:May 2009
1. Biff- annoying
2. Larry
3. Meltdown
4. Bubba- good for a mortar shell carrier but can't stand his voice lines
5. Hamous- low wisdom
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