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If you were a merc...[message #45608]
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Sat, 05 August 2006 09:49
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Lucas |
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Messages:311
Registered:June 2006 Location: Londrina, PR, Brazil |
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...your stats would be... Yeah, this question is pretty old, but I will have the honor to open this question again
Name: Lucas H. K.
Sex: Male
Body: Regular Male
health: 46 - I get cold even on summer...
agility: 77 - I have long legs
dexterity: 49 - Sometimes my fingers act on their own... Result: They always conk me out just when I need them the most....
strenght: 35 - Yeah, I know, I'm a weakling
leadership: 1 - I'm a loner
wisdom: 68 - Sometimes I don't get up things on the first try...
marksmanship: 80 - At least when I'm playing on computer I have a decent - but not stellar - marksmanship
mechanical: 2 - grease and oil doesn't make my style...
explosives: 2 - Hey guys! Look at the funny metal pineapple with a pin on it!
medical: 22 - I can bandage people and extract bullets with a knife no matter how loud you cry or scream, hehe :diabolical:
level: 1 - Hmmm... Need to explain?
skills: (none) - Yup, I'm dull
trait: heat intolerant - I don't live in Rio de Janeiro
attitude: loner
sexism: gentleman
appearance: jean pants, blue shirt, tanskin and black hair
equipment: S&W .38, .38 S-load
likes: Hitman, Buzz, Fox
learns to like: Raven, Spider, Sober Larry, Haywire
hates: Lynx, Biff
learns to hate: Buns, Raider
Well, at least I'm honest, and that's good
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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45609]
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Sat, 05 August 2006 13:01
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Messages:1817
Registered:August 2003 Location: Pleasantville, NJ |
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Well, this looks fun.
Name: Dan Watson
Sex: Male
Body Type: Reg Male
Health: 72
Agility: 75
Dexterity: 89
Strength: 65
Leadership: 18
Wisdom: 70
Marksmanship: 75
Mechanical: 61
Explosives: 11
Medical: 15
Level: 1
Skills: Rooftops/Throwing
Trait: None
Attitude: Normal
Sexism: Sexist
Appearance: (Slob) Tan Pants, Brown Shirt, Pink skin, Black Hair
Equipment: AR 15 (with 100rnd Drum), Hunting Knife, Canteen, First Aid Kit
Likes: Len, Dimitri, Grizzly, Thor
Learns to like: Wolf, Razor, Bull
Hates: Raider
Learns to hate: Biff, Flo, Stoned Larry
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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45610]
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Sat, 05 August 2006 15:05
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Deus Ex |
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Messages:37
Registered:July 2006 Location: Sarawak, Malaysia |
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Name: Jonathan Y.
Sex: Male
Body type: Regular male
Health: 70 (I can run 1500m under 5 minutes, if I try)
Agility: 65 (I find it hard to dodge incoming balls, but good at climbing fences)
Dexterity: 80 (I'm good at extracting the smallest of fishbones without turning the entire chunk of meat to crap)
Strength: 75 (I can dig a 1.2x2x2m pit in ~2hrs)
Leadership: 5 (My teams always have an uncanny tendency to cop flak)
Wisdom: 85 (Hons. degree in civil engineering, what can I say?)
Marksmanship: 70 (I good at hitting ppl with paintballs up to 15m away, not much more)
Mechanical: 0 (I have a fear of getting squished in between 2 cogs)
Explosives: 0 (I have a fear of blowing my fingers off)
Medical: 20 (I know basic first aid-just don't scream in my ear too much)
Skills: Knifing (I can dismember a chicken into edible chunks in under 5 minutes)
Level: 1 (no real combat experience whatsooever)
Trait: Cowardly (I run the moment the enemy turns around and face me, not good for my paintball skirmish teammates)
Attitude: Loner (I'm as anti-social as people come)
Sexism: Gentleman (I'm nice to ladies in particular because I have a fear of them kicking me in the balls and clawing my eyes out)
Appearance: Khaki cargo pants, black shirt, cream-cloured skin, black hair.
Equipment: M3 shotgun w/ 3x12ga. shells, kevlar helmet, vest, and leggings, machete, canteen, 1st-aid kit
Likes: Fox, Trevor, Scope
Learns to like: Dimitri, Buzz, Wolf
Hates: Ira, Carlos, Conrad
Learns to hate: Miguel, Meltdown, Lynx
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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45612]
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Tue, 08 August 2006 13:20
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CCKeane |
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Messages:98
Registered:September 2004 Location: Hoboken/Long Island |
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Name: A. T. Keane
Sex: Male
Body: Big Male. (I'm big.)
health: 60 (I can take a punch well...that's about it)
agility: 40 (Quick reflexes and slow legs)
dexterity: 35 (I've poked myself in the eye. More than once.)
strenght: 60 (Mostly thanks to size rather than vice versa.)
leadership: 50 (Working on experience now, it's going very well)
wisdom: 85 (Eh, I'm pretty smart)
marksmanship: 1 (I've never held a gun with live ammunition in it.)
mechanical: 70 (I'm studying mechanical engineering in college)
explosives: 5 ( I know basics about chemistry...)
medical: 35 (I can triage and bandage like it's nobody's business!)
level: 1 (Obviously)
skills:
Teaching (I've tutored in modern physics, and did a damn good job of it)
Electronics (I've got some circuits experience)
traits: Forgetful (I ususally forget things)
attitude: Friendly
sexism: Is there an average choice? I'm that.
appearance: Jeans, Gray t-shirt, blue ball cap, hiking boots.
equipment: Tool Kit, Dusters, Dart gun.
likes: Hitman, Len, Bull, Danny, MD
learns to like: Gus, Gumpy, Dr. Q, Fox, Red
dislikes (Lowers morale but I won't quit): Steroid, Buzz
learns to hate: Flo, Numb.
Hahaha, I'd never hire me.
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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45614]
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Wed, 09 August 2006 09:20
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newmark |
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Registered:April 2005 Location: Poland |
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Name: Michael "Newmark"
Sex: Male
Body: Normal
Health: 60 (just average)
Agility: 75 (I simply like jumping, climbing and so)
Dexterity: 75 (Some woodwork plus years of scale modeling)
Strength: 50 (below avrage here, unfortunatly)
Leadership: 45 (Yep, I'm freandly but not very charismatic)
Wisdom: 80 (I just love to learn new things)
Marksmanship: 60 ( civilian with some shooting practice. I've hit "running rabbit" target a few times in a row, and it was firs time when I held shotgun.)
Mechanical: 25 (Will know how to not damage things)
Explosives: 0 ( Not even interested)
Medical: 15 (Will cover your wound with cloth, if you're lucky, it will be clean)
Level: 1 (Obviously)
Skills: Knifing (some knife fighting training, and making my first home made knife).
Traits: None.
Attitude: Loner
Sexism: No.
Appearance: Green pant, black shirt, dark hair, brown boots.
Equipment: Light knife, Bowie Knife, victorinox knife(I'm alvays carring a knife with me), sunglasses, Vis-35
Likes: None.
Hates: None.(Never thought about it)
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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45615]
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Wed, 09 August 2006 09:35
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Messages:83
Registered:August 2003 Location: Croatia, Europe |
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NAME: Christian 'CHAZZ' Dietz
SEX:Yeah, why not.
BODY: Perfect (almost spherical)
HEALTH: 15 Some
AGILITY: 15 Sometimes
DEXTERITY: 20 Yeah, can use keyboard.
STRENGTH: 23 Can open a beer can all by myself.
LEADERSHIP: 10 Not many people around, see.
WISDOM: 85 Hell i'm smart....when i'm alone.
MARKSMANSHIP: 35 Can hit the waste basket with the empty beer can!!
MECHANICAL: 20 Can push the 'start' button on my PC rig easily!!
EXPLOSIVES: 0 Naa.. I tookk 15 points from here and tossed them in WIS.
MEDICAL: 0 Plz, don't bleed on my Persian rug, okay?
LEVEL:1 Have to start somewhere.
SKILLS: Ambidextrous: poking my nose and scratching my butt simultaneously.
TRAITS: Night Ops (PC is busy during the day)
ATTITUDE: Loner. Dont want anyone eek over my shoulder and steal my passwords.
SEXIST: Absolutely NOT! We're all males in here anyway.
APPEARANCE: Fat people are good people.
EQUIPMENT: Can opener,remote tv controller, toothpick...
LIKES: Cheeseburger
LEARNS TO LIKE: Hamburger
HATES: Fishburger
LEARNS TO HATE: Non-recyclable pizzaboxes.
As you see, im one of the best bangs-for-the-buck out there.
C.
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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45616]
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Wed, 09 August 2006 10:05
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Headrock |
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Messages:1760
Registered:March 2006 Location: Jerusalem |
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I'll play along cause I'm a vain bastard.
NAME: Easy "Headrock" Bar
SEX: It's hanging slightly to the left.
BODY: Like the thin civilians, running with my hands flailing up in the air, cowering whenever I crouch. Can't go prone - it's too damn dirty.
HEALTH: 50 at my best. Could always use the practice.
AGILITY: 85. Cat on the roof's edge.
DEXTERITY: 80 for most things. Girls tend to approve
STRENGTH: 30. Beyond that, I start to whine.
LEADERSHIP: 20. Can get the men to go into battle. Can't get the hang of not getting them killed.
WISDOM: 95. Not everyone would consider this a good thing.
MARKSMANSHIP: 85. My Company Commander wanted to send me to sniper school. Too bad my discharge papers arrived the next day
MECHANICAL: 75, but not with electronics (see above). Also tends to inflict self-injuries while making any sort of mechanical work. Job carries risks.
EXPLOSIVES: 1. But hey, wisdom's 95.
MEDICAL: 0. I can screw up band-aids.
LEVEL: 3, and screw ye rookie lot!!!
SKILLS: If there's anything like a Negative Autoweapons Skill, I'll take that at Expert. I never got the hang of automatic fire, was always a single-shots kind of guy. Maybe that's why they wanted to send me to sniper school. Save lots of ammo.
PERSONALITY: Let's see, Nervous, Claustrophobic, Fears insects, and ummm... let's see... PSYCHO would be good.
ATTITUDE: Friendly, Pessimist. Everyone likes me just fine, until I tell them we're all going to die.
CLOTHES: If it doesn't smell too bad, I'll wear it. Preferably colorful. No pink though. Please.
EQUIPMENT: Long-range weapon, Sniper scope, and food for three days. Also, have the "addiction" flag - if I don't drink four coca-cola cans a day, I turn into Stoned Larry.
Likes: Ivan, Scope, Lynx, Shadow, Trevor. Everyone else are idiots.
Learns to like: Everyone else. Eventually I find the fun sides of everybody.
Hates: Brittney Spears, and if you don't, I'm coming to your house to kill you.
Learns to Hate: All the abovementioned, if I'm not duly supplied with Coca-Cola.
Salary: Oh I'll settle for, say, 10$ a day. I'm in this war mostly for the fun of it
A cool merc to have, so long as you can afford the Coca-Cola.
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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45620]
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Thu, 17 August 2006 15:41
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Paingod556 |
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Messages:32
Registered:March 2006 Location: Perth, WA |
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NAME: DJ "Paingod" Cooper
SEX: Male
BODY: Most likely
HEALTH: 50ish
AGILITY: 70ish (Can't run fast, but am agile)
DEXTERITY: 80ish
STRENGTH: 50ish
LEADERSHIP: 80ish (I often take a leadership position)
WISDOM: 90ish
MARKSMANSHIP: 90ish (bloody good shot with a rifle, not bad with a pistol)
MECHANICAL: 75 (can put stuff together easy enough, as long as I know where it all goes....)
EXPLOSIVES: 10 (never blown anything up before
MEDICAL: 40 (I've done first-aid and thats it)
LEVEL: 3 (2 years in the ADF does that to ya)
SKILLS: Night ops, stealth (I can move without a sound if needed, and my eyes adjust to darkness bloody fast)
ATTITUDE: Positive. Remember, "no matter how bad things may seem, they can't get any worse, or any better. Cause thats the way things are, so you'd better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitching." Or, "It could be so much worse.... in Queensland."
SEXIST: No- if a chick can kill people at will, I wouldn't want to piss her off.
APPEARANCE: About average.
EQUIPMENT: Preference- G11, MP-5/10SD, ammo for both, NVGs and armour.
Most likely- F88 Austeyr with NV Scope, ammo, combat knife.
LIKES: Lynx, Magic, Skully, Trevor
LEARNS TO LIKE: Miguel
HATES: Fidel
LEARNS TO HATE:
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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45621]
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Thu, 17 August 2006 16:13
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Stevo_Knieval |
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Messages:5
Registered:July 2006 |
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G'wan then.
Name: Steve H.
Sex: Male
Body: Regular Male
Health: 65 - once ate a Pot Noodle and didn't die
Agility: 29 - I struggle getting out of bed most mornings
Dexterity: 84 - fingers like a concert pianist
Strength: 61 - +20 if I'm carrying a crate of Guinness, because it'll be much lighter within a couple of hours
Leadership: 10 - I can read a map and shout "leg it" when needs be
Wisdom: 80 - quite switched on. Still can't figure out XMLs though
Marksmanship: 32 - once hit two targets with five rounds from a Lee Enfield. One of the targets was in a different lane though.
Mechanical: 15 - I like taking stuff apart, can't guarantee I can put it back together though
Explosives: 0 - can't light a candle without burning myself, so I'd prefer not to play with bombs
Medical: 15 - basic first aid knowledge, but I'm not a fan of blood. Especially if it's my own.
Level: 1, going on 4 if a large part of the mission requires sleeping late and getting drunk
Skills: Ambidextrous - I'm just as bad with either hand
Trait: Fear of Insects
Attitude: Pessimist
Sexism: Gentleman
Appearance: Black shirt, black trousers, pale skin and brown hair
Equipment: Webley revolver, carpet slippers
Likes: Shadow, Biggins, Trevor
Learns to Like: Barry, Gasket, Devin
Hates: Steroid, Flo, Lynx, Ira, Meltdown
Learns to Hate: Conrad, Cougar
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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45623]
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Sun, 20 August 2006 23:07
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NocturnalCarnivore |
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Messages:35
Registered:April 2006 |
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Quote:Originally posted by Mauser:
since i am german, i care a lot about safety, so its very unlikely that i will blow myself (or parts hereoff) up. Oh good.
"(July 2002) This story was told at a symposium dinner, by two Austrian pathologists who work together in Germany. A deceased male was brought to them for a post mortem. He had suffered severe head trauma. According to police reports, the man wanted to see how a German World War II hand grenade was constructed. His curiosity led him to clamp the grenade in a vise, and cut a thin band around the center with a circular saw, so that he would be able to crack open the two halves. Unfortunately, the man cut a little too deep, and detonated the grenade. The pathologists stated that the man had very little brain material when he was brought to them; however, they were not sure if that was a result of the explosion!"
Source.
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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45624]
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Mon, 21 August 2006 00:08
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Snakus |
Messages:3
Registered:June 2006 Location: Finland |
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Name: Tobias Reaper (yes, I'm kidding)
Sex: Male
Body: Regular Male
health: 40 - I'm in a terrible shape at the moment.
agility: 70 - I'm a quick little bastard.
dexterity: 75 - I've always been good with my hands.
strenght: 20 - STONE BASHING TIME!!
leadership: 0 - I would be the most terrible leader.
wisdom: 90 - I did an IQ test with very high results. That is ofcourse intelligence rather than wisdom, but anyway. I like reading, and I'm not talking about novels and stories, I'm talking about history and all kinds of other useless information.
marksmanship: 15 - IRL, I couldn't hit water if I fell of a boat. But with computer/xbox games, I'd say I would be around 85
mechanical: 30 - I've been tweaking cars and computers but that's pretty much it.
explosives: 0 - What is this weird device with numbers and stuff?
medical: 5 - I can eat pills...
level: 1 - Surprise!
skills: Night ops maybe, I have a great vision wether it's dark or light.
trait: Fear of insects, I hate them
attitude: Pessimistic
sexism: Gentleman
appearance: All black.
equipment: A mouse and a keyboard?
likes: Shadow, Grizzly, Lynx
learns to like: Scully maybe
hates: Magic
learns to hate: Everyone
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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45625]
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Tue, 22 August 2006 00:02
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vota dc |
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Messages:54
Registered:August 2006 |
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Name: Vota Dc
Sex: Male
Body: Regular Male
health: 100 - I'm never ill,I don't smoke,I dont' drink alchool,I don't take drugs like coffee
agility: 35 - ehm...i run at least 1 km every day but I'm very slow
dexterity: 5 - only one point above McGillicutty!
strenght: 48 - above average
leadership: 65 - ehehehe I'm the leader of the students of History
wisdom: 90 - Ehehehe I will teach in University!
marksmanship: 30 - More than Walter Yuntz
mechanical: 7 - I often TRY to repair broken items!
explosives: 8 - Some chemistry and a long experience with fireworks
medical: 10 - I can bandage people and I know aspirine's effects
level: 1 - Beginner
skills: teaching (expert) - Only good in this!
trait: none
attitude: positive
sexism: gentleman
appearance: black pants,coat,brown hair
equipment: umbrella,canteen
likes: Fox,Reuban
learns to like: Flo,Biff
hates: Fidel
learns to hate: Stella,Mouse,Nails
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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45628]
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Wed, 23 August 2006 00:58
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Messages:12
Registered:June 2006 Location: Viva Bavaria! |
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Name: Andi
Sex: Male
Body: Regular Male
Health: 50, I won't take much. And if I get sick, it takes a long time for me to recover.
Agility: 80, I'm really fast when it comes to quick thinking and reflexes. Also, I generally (walk, work, etc...) move pretty fast, but only run an above average speed.
Dexterity: 40, shaky hands.
Strenght: 30, I'm a thin guy, not strong at all. Thank god my knuckles are really bony, otherwise my punch would be totally useless and pathetic.
Leadership: 70, I can easily please people and drive them to within an inch of rage. Anyone, even the most sweetest girl. Trust me on that one.
Wisdom: 90, I learn very fast and don't **** around much, if I concentrate.
Marksmanship: 65, was pretty good at paintball matches.
Mechanical: 60, fixing things, wiring things, modifying things, all too easy.
Explosives: 10, not muhc knowledge. Trying to make Napalm and ANFO soon though.
Medical: 15, more than basic knowledge. My father often falls sick and I have a handicapped sister, so I often query medical websites on cause and solution.
Level: 1, never been in a combat zone, only a few basic tactics and battle rules from paintball matches.
Skills: Stealthy (Expert), due to my light weight (60kg @ 1.82m), I can move pretty fast making minimal noise.
Trait: None
Attitude: Normal, a tad psycho
Sexism: A mix of everything (asexual, macho, gentleman, you'll find it all)
Appearance: Black pants, black or blue shirt, brown hair, tanned skin.
Equipment: Swiss army knife, binocuars
Likes: Shadow, Danny, Ice, Buzz, Reaper
Learns to like: Dimitri, Grizzly
Hates: Magic, Biff, Flo, Gaston, Mike
Learns to hate: Ira
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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45632]
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Mon, 28 August 2006 02:22
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Messages:9
Registered:May 2006 |
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Name: Charles 'Miller' Dumoulin
Sex: Male
Body: Large Male
Health: 90 - I don't damage easily, and when I do the pain fades fast.
Agility: 80 - I can cover a lot of ground in a short time.
Dexterity: 92 - Half and half caused by playing drums and playing withy knives and guns.
Strength: 78 - Not so much for lifting power, more rather for how long I can carry weight.
Leadership: 83 - Naturally gifted in communicating.
Wisdom: 97 - Skipped two grades, scored second highest of grade school and high school. Ranked in the top 2% of IQ levels in Canada (158 if I remember correctly).
Marksmanship: 91 - Played with guns of all sorts since I was 8, starting with pellet and working up to small arms by 19.
Mechanical: 50 - Dad was a volunteer mechanic for a local wheelchair rugby team, as well as an excellent vehicle mechanic. Passed some knowledge onto me despite my interest more in electronics.
Explosives: 95 - Currently an active pyrotechnician, having replaced my Dad in his position.
Medical: 35 - Uh... I dated a med school student.
Level: 4 - Occasionally run mock military drills and painball/airsoft games with some armed forces friends of mine.
Skills: Knifing (Expert) - Lots of practice with knives and misdirected use of my knowledge of anatomy.
Trait: Fear of Water - If I can't see the bottom, I'm not going in.
Attitude: Psycho - Violence is sooo fun.
Sexism: Gentleman
Appearance: Khaki Shorts, Bright coloured shirt, Tan Skin and Black Hair. - Guess tan fits best, just kind of naturally dark skinned due to presence of Native American heritage.
Equipment: G36C + 2 clips, M1911A1 + 2 clips, Boonie Hat (cannot be unequipped)
Likes: Gimpy, Shank, Thor, Red, Spider, Tex
Learns to like: Buns, Gus, Bubba, Reaper, Shadow
Hates: Meltdown, Sidney, Cliff, Malice
Learns to hate: Raider, Fidel, Scully, Larry
Yup. Need one skilled merc around these parts at least. ;p
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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45633]
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Thu, 31 August 2006 09:35
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Lucas |
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Messages:311
Registered:June 2006 Location: Londrina, PR, Brazil |
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Unupdated stuff...
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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45635]
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Fri, 01 September 2006 17:24
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DudeWheresMyTank |
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Messages:51
Registered:August 2006 Location: Canada |
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Herbert "The Pervert" Steiner
Sex: Male
Body type: Large male
Health: 71
Agility: 55
Dexterity: 68
Strength: 77
Leadership: 18
Wisdom: 78
Marksmanship: 69
Mechanical: 22
Explosives: 16 (I used to play with a lot of firecrackers until one exploded in my hand and nearly took off my thumb...)
Medical: 1 (I can barely put a bandaid on myself so don't count on me to do much of anything else)
Skills: Electronics, night ops
Level: 2 (hey, i've gotten in a couple of fisticuffs)
Trait: Fear of Insects
Attitude: Loner
Sexism: Not sexist
Equipment: Bizon, 2x bizon mags, kevlar helmet, guardian vest, machete, canteen, porno magazine, beer, walkman
Likes: Buzz, Scope
Learns to like: Wolf
Hates: Conrad, Bubba
Learns to hate: Stephen
Appearance: Average
Refinement: Slob
Racist: not Racist
Appearance: Black head, tan skin, black shirt, blue pants
Need for sleep: 4
Good guy: No
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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45636]
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Tue, 05 September 2006 07:10
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vota dc |
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Messages:54
Registered:August 2006 |
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Quote:Originally posted by Garfgarog:
Name: Charles 'Miller' Dumoulin
Sex: Male
Body: Large Male
Health: 90 - I don't damage easily, and when I do the pain fades fast.
Agility: 80 - I can cover a lot of ground in a short time.
Dexterity: 92 - Half and half caused by playing drums and playing withy knives and guns.
Strength: 78 - Not so much for lifting power, more rather for how long I can carry weight.
Leadership: 83 - Naturally gifted in communicating.
Wisdom: 97 - Skipped two grades, scored second highest of grade school and high school. Ranked in the top 2% of IQ levels in Canada (158 if I remember correctly).
Marksmanship: 91 - Played with guns of all sorts since I was 8, starting with pellet and working up to small arms by 19.
Mechanical: 50 - Dad was a volunteer mechanic for a local wheelchair rugby team, as well as an excellent vehicle mechanic. Passed some knowledge onto me despite my interest more in electronics.
Explosives: 95 - Currently an active pyrotechnician, having replaced my Dad in his position.
Medical: 35 - Uh... I dated a med school student.
Level: 4 - Occasionally run mock military drills and painball/airsoft games with some armed forces friends of mine.
Skills: Knifing (Expert) - Lots of practice with knives and misdirected use of my knowledge of anatomy.
Trait: Fear of Water - If I can't see the bottom, I'm not going in.
Attitude: Psycho - Violence is sooo fun.
Sexism: Gentleman
Appearance: Khaki Shorts, Bright coloured shirt, Tan Skin and Black Hair. - Guess tan fits best, just kind of naturally dark skinned due to presence of Native American heritage.
Equipment: G36C + 2 clips, M1911A1 + 2 clips, Boonie Hat (cannot be unequipped)
Likes: Gimpy, Shank, Thor, Red, Spider, Tex
Learns to like: Buns, Gus, Bubba, Reaper, Shadow
Hates: Meltdown, Sidney, Cliff, Malice
Learns to hate: Raider, Fidel, Scully, Larry
Yup. Need one skilled merc around these parts at least. ;p Level 4 with games?Impossible!In Jagged 1 Magic killed hundred of men and he is still level 4!
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Re: If you were a merc...[message #45638]
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Tue, 19 September 2006 06:04
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Messages:51
Registered:September 2006 Location: Askola, Finland |
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Name: Seppo "Smith" I. (Smith, because that's what Seppo means. I am no mech.)
Sex: Male
Body: Large Male
Health: 75. I can take a whole lot of pain before I go down.
Agility: 40. I'm no cat.
Dexterity: 70. Heard this affects shooting, knifing and lockpicking, and I am good in all of them.
Strength: 90. I am a strongman. Give me a locked door and a crowbar, and either the door opens or the crowbar breaks. I have done both.
Leadership: 80. They say I have a way with words, and I'm good in making people see things in my way. Also got a whole lot of authority.
Wisdom: 75. I am not a genius, but I'm pretty close. And modest.
Marksmanship: 80- I'm a decent shot with almost any pistols. Never got the chance to fire a SMG or anything heavier.
Mechanical: I can barely sharpen a knife, much less
Explosives: 0. I hate explosives. I can barely stand firecrackers!
Medical: 8. I know how to use bandages.
Level: 1. Does this really need an explanation? I haven't been in the army yet.
Skills: Lockpicking, Knifing.
Trait: Stubbornity. "In a minute, I ain't finished yet!" ~Leech
Attitude: Laid-back.
Sexism: Gentleman
Appearance: Loose jeans, loose jeancoat. (I'm so large it's pretty hard to find loose clothes, men mostly i succeed.)
Equipment: Sunglasses, Dart gun. (I could easily get one from my big sister's father-in-law.)
Likes: Trevor, Scully.
Learns to like: All the strongmen (except the ones listed below, if any).
Hates: Buzz, Meltdown.
Learns to hate: Gasket(he's a racist), Fidel(Trevor hates him), Numb (he gives bad reputation to all the aussies).
Possible quotes:
When hiring:
"Smith. Whatsit?"
"How long time were you planning?"
If you wait a bit:
"Come on, man! You know you want me. I'm a valuable, cheap addition to any team."
After hire:
"And we have the winner!"
Going to empty sector:
"And here we are. Ready 'n' waitin'."
Going to enemy-occupied sector:
"Idiots around, pal. Let's give 'em a beating!"
Kill:
"At least you no longer suffer, idiot."
Or:
"That's it."
Blowin' head:
"Man! Ain't that one hundred and fortyfour!" (gross)
Too many enemies:
"Hope there are no more than those idiots coming. Else I'm going to need help."
Out of ammo:
"Lock and load, matey!"
Gun break:
"Hmm-m, gonna take someone more skilled than me to fix this baby up."
Gun jam:
*singing*"PEANUT BUTTER JELLY DAMN!"
Close call:
"First you need to learn how to shoot, idiot!"
Bleeding:
"Discovered an immediate need of bandages."
Dying:
"Seems... like... those... idiots.. got me. 'twas fun, tho! *cough*"
Some enemies left, unfound:
"Some idiots found their butts valuable. Let's check if we can make some bucks with them!"
Enemies fled:
"Some of those idiots apparently got some sense in their thick skulls. They left head over heels!"
Enemies killed:
"All idiots are gone, pal! Can't say I'm disappointed."
Task completed:
"Wasn't too difficult for me. What next?"
Like/Dislike messages:
"Hoo-roo! That Trevor is my all-time favorite aussie!"
"How do you spell 'Deadly'? I'd go R as in Robert, J as in James and S as in Sullivan!" (That's Scully)
"I'm not saying that I don't like Fidel, but that's just because he might hear me and maybe I have to work with him more."
"That Gasket's a goddamn racist sicko! I should send him to the same place he sent all those squirrels!"
"That Numb is an idiot. He gives bad reputation to all australians. And I like them folk!"
What's left unsaid... Oh!
Bloodcats:
"Is that one of those Texan kitties? They said me all is bigger in Texas."
"Another Texas cat!"
Bugs:
"Now that's an ugly thing! Bet it's gonna look even uglier with a hole in head... when I figure out which end is head."
"Another bug to squash."
Talking to himself(with any morale):
"Why are all these guys always complaining? Don't they like what they're doing?"
(loong post, but I had fun writing it. Hope you have fun reading it, too!)
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