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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46231] Wed, 02 February 2005 20:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
dzeller

 
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Registered:February 2003
Location: USA
I find Hamous' quotes really fun. This guy is so retarded:

When seeing enemies "Naughty people!"

With his accent, it always cracks me up.
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46232] Wed, 02 February 2005 21:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DNA from the Lowlands

 
Messages:339
Registered:July 2003
Yeah that could've been bad, but I've got me some kickass karma.

The pun of it just came to me last night...
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46233] Sat, 12 February 2005 22:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Phantom

 
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Registered:November 2001
Location: behind you ...
gotta laugh whenever I hear Skitz' heavy breathing ("I got no ammo ... and I'm gettin' REALLY paranoid!"), and Reuban whenever he opens his mouth - maybe because I know people in RL like them (which is not so funny).
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46234] Thu, 03 March 2005 21:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
malthaussen

 
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Registered:January 2005
Location: Philadelphia
Grunty's "That... is a dead enemy" always gets a chuckle from me, because I love the concept of an East German who likes Monty Python.

-- Mal
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46235] Thu, 03 March 2005 21:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Matryoshka

 
Messages:87
Registered:September 2004
Location: New Zealand
Quote:
Originally posted by malthaussen:
Grunty's "That... is a dead enemy" always gets a chuckle from me, because I love the concept of an East German who likes Monty Python.

-- Mal
Grunty's East German? :whoknows:
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46236] Fri, 04 March 2005 00:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Forsaken

 
Messages:47
Registered:August 2002
Location: Germany
At least from the accent you couldn't tell Grunty is an east german. For instance, Thor is no doubt from Berlin. But Grunty speaks clear cut german without any distinguishable (is there such a word ?) accent.

I also read something 'bout ex-Bundeswehr, maybe it's told in UC? But you're right 'bout your estimation of East Germany.

- Forsaken
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46237] Mon, 07 March 2005 00:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DNA from the Lowlands

 
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Registered:July 2003
That custom merc line: "Yeah, that could've been bad but I've got me some kickass karma."
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46238] Fri, 11 March 2005 18:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
circ

 
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Registered:August 2004
i love everything cougar says. gumpy has some funny lines also, but he gets annoying. i used to like bubba, but the stuttering got annoying.

cliff, although he doesn't have any really great lines that i remember, just has a great role and accent. fidel's lines are good, specially 'doggie doo'.

buzz has some memorable lines, as does meltdown, with 'pussies' and '86d' and so on.

and then there's malice. great work on the accent. 'oh that fox, she really something en?' or something, and 'that meltdown, she scare even me, but..' i forgot the rest. but he's a great char.

oh and flo can be pretty funny too, too bad she's such a poor char otherwise.
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46239] Thu, 08 September 2005 22:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
todanerd

 
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Registered:August 2005
Location: Taipei, Taiwan

"kickass karma" line by imp voice 3

"damnit to hell" by steroid

"testicles in a sling" by danny

buzz's line about chicken sh*t enemies after the game goes back to real time with enemies still in sector

dang... can't wait to get off work and get in front of my pc
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46240] Wed, 26 October 2005 04:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hawk

 
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Registered:November 2001
Fox Bloodcat comment:

"I see one, I think: 'Fireplace'!"

Also Grunty's Bug comment:

"Ahh, isn't he cute? I wonder if they can be domesticated?" "Probably not."
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46241] Wed, 26 October 2005 04:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hawk

 
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Registered:November 2001
Another GREAT one is Razor's comment of Fidel's death. Won't spoil it for you...
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46242] Wed, 26 October 2005 04:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hawk

 
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Registered:November 2001
Bubba's Bug Sector Entry Line:

"Sniff... must be one of those big douchebags. Or Billie Jean... but I haven't seen her since high school!"

Bubba's mildly annoying - but THAT qoute is great!
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46243] Tue, 01 November 2005 00:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Annapolisjohn

 
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Registered:September 2003
Location: westminster, Maryland
Wolf's ... Lovely Just Freaking Lovely as he passes the dead rotting corpses of past foes
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46244] Sat, 26 November 2005 09:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Gunsgg

 
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Registered:September 2004
Gasket on killing bug- "I just took out a COLON!"
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46245] Sat, 26 November 2005 13:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Claymaker

 
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Registered:November 2005
GET SHOVEL!
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46246] Fri, 02 December 2005 17:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Misteret

 
Messages:31
Registered:July 2005
Igor Dolvich : As tolstoy said "War, what is it good for?". Anyone who's watched Rush Hour (Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker) should find that funny.
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46247] Fri, 02 December 2005 23:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sneaker

 
Messages:5
Registered:October 2003
Location: The Netherlands
I love it when my IMP (voice 1) makes someone's head explode and says: "geez... talk about losing face"

and when he kicks the shit out of that woman who let all those children work in drassen:
"Stand up and let me do it again! Man, she had that coming... I hate being jerked around like that!"

oh and danny when he makes someone's head explode:
"Isnt there a famous quote about the man who cried because he had no hat, until he met a man who had no head? something like that... I don't know... just seemed appropriate."

lmao
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46248] Wed, 07 December 2005 03:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
dzeller

 
Messages:91
Registered:February 2003
Location: USA
Quote:
Originally posted by Sneaker:
oh and danny when he makes someone's head explode:
"Isnt there a famous quote about the man who cried because he had no hat, until he met a man who had no head? something like that... I don't know... just seemed appropriate."
Since I first heard Danny saying this one, I've always hired him. The tone of his voice always cracks me up.
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46249] Fri, 09 December 2005 14:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Amalgam

 
Messages:31
Registered:June 2005
Location: Santiago, Chile
Hahaha!! i remember Reaper reassuring Miguel.
"Your rebels are dark, spirited and underground"
then he made a huge pause and said: "...we will get along fine".
Gotta love that sicko! :grimreaper:
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46250] Sat, 10 December 2005 02:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Phantom

 
Messages:66
Registered:November 2001
Location: behind you ...
when you threaten Slay (in DL):

"In case you hadn't noticed ... I have a GUN!
Let's talk like professionals here"
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46251] Wed, 14 December 2005 01:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
TrashMan

 
Messages:64
Registered:November 2005
Location: Croatia
Since I use TrashMan as my nick, IMP voice 3 suits me the best:

"Time to take out the trash!"
"Talk about flying in low - I had to look UP to see the squirreles!"
"Game over man! Game over!"
"Goddamit! The Big Friggin Slinkies are everywhere!"


Or Grizzly (when he sees a Crepitus):
"Who the hell invited my mother-in-law?" Very Happy

Or Raven:
"Head's up! we have a pukeazoid!"
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46252] Wed, 21 December 2005 10:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Gunsgg

 
Messages:57
Registered:September 2004
"John Kuba, from Cleveland Ohio, the gateway to Hell", just after a kill, in UB.
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46253] Wed, 21 December 2005 10:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Gunsgg

 
Messages:57
Registered:September 2004
Nails, with Biff on the team......"I could rip out his vocal chords...'course I'd have to catch him first".
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46254] Wed, 28 December 2005 23:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
minhtuan

 
Messages:16
Registered:April 2005
Location: Vietnam
"One day I would buy a third lung for me."
Razor said after being hit by a tear gas/stun grenade.

Steroid: "Grandma in the heaven has given me such riches" after get a valuable gun.

Gasket:"You want me to take that shot? In my dreams, maybe"
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46255] Thu, 29 December 2005 06:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
NakedSnake

 
Messages:12
Registered:December 2005
Steroid: "Grandma Gontarski blesses me with great riches from above."
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46256] Sun, 01 January 2006 23:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
TommyGun

 
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Registered:January 2006
i will alwayz laugh when stogie sees brains splashing all over the place : "it reminds me of soup.i LIKE soup"
or gaston when i recruit manuel, i dont remeber exactly "i would like to offer you my eu du toillete, u can use it liberaly as it was ur own"
and then manuel says "i sure we be okay" lol!!!
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46257] Sat, 04 March 2006 11:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Paingod556

 
Messages:32
Registered:March 2006
Location: Perth, WA
Trevor- "Better bung a bandage on this before I kark it in a pool of blood and piss."
"Hoo-Roo, alrighty then!!"

Ice- (can't remember exactly, when he's about to kark it) "I'm.... not gonna... make it.... If you guys need to eat me... I understand..." I lost it when I heard that Smile

Gumpy- "Theres red stuff here... hey, it's blood. Real blood.... MY BLOOD!!!"
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46258] Sun, 05 March 2006 23:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DaCheetah

 
Messages:78
Registered:March 2004
Location: New Mexico... Cleaner Tha...

At 7 pages, is there any way that every line of dialogue hasn't been quoted?
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46259] Sat, 11 March 2006 20:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
LegacyOfApathy

 
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Registered:September 2004

I don't remember if this was already included...

"Uh, they pulled out. I hate that."

-Farsight


Female Imp voice number one, I think, after the enemy retreats from the sector.


I didn't even know the enemies _could_ retreat Mad. They must have had terrible morale.
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46260] Mon, 18 September 2006 01:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Jaws

 
Messages:10
Registered:May 2006
Meltdown, after she gains experience and you offer her a contract extension:

Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46261] Wed, 20 September 2006 00:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
tnp
Messages:2
Registered:September 2006
Location: Arul...err, sorry, German...
By supprise? BY SUPPRISE?!? Elliot! Its a goddam war! Whats so supprising about being attacked?

Cu
Jan
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46262] Wed, 20 September 2006 06:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
enemy

 
Messages:46
Registered:October 2004
"My gun's feeling light!" -Haywire (when out of ammo)- Very Happy
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46263] Wed, 20 September 2006 06:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Marlboro Man

 
Messages:1259
Registered:October 2005
Location: USA
Magic when he gets surprised and sees an enemy.

Magic: Mutha Fu.....@%&!!

And, Snapperhead! That cracks me up something bad. :biglaugh:

So long snapperhead.


Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46264] Mon, 09 October 2006 13:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Nemo2342
Messages:1
Registered:October 2006
Location: Raleigh, NC, USA
Ira: She is eeee-vil. A driven bitch.

The line itself isn't that funny, but the bad voice acting is.
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46265] Thu, 12 October 2006 00:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DNA from the Lowlands

 
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Registered:July 2003
"Mon dieu, Biff, you can't [...] RESPECT for Biff yes ?"
Yesterday Biff bought the farm while defending Drassen-mine.

edit: I forgot 'yes ?' which is an awfull translation for 'non ?'.
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46266] Fri, 20 October 2006 19:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hexarar

 
Messages:51
Registered:September 2006
Location: Askola, Finland
Just got what's so funny in Haywire's
"I hate today's army! Too many immigrants who DON'T speak NO good English!" ROFLMHO
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46267] Fri, 17 November 2006 04:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Berry

 
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Registered:August 2006
Question about Hitman's quote : In the end he say "do some R'nR" or something like that. What is it ? Slang, acronym.. ?
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46268] Fri, 17 November 2006 04:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Headrock

 
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Registered:March 2006
Location: Jerusalem
"Rest and Relaxation"

It means a rest from active military service (mainly for combat units)


Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46269] Fri, 17 November 2006 04:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Berry

 
Messages:29
Registered:August 2006
Nice, thanks !
Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #132871] Fri, 16 March 2007 01:13 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
Gunsgg

 
Messages:57
Registered:September 2004
I've played this game off and on forever......

I got taken by SURPRISE and fell out of my chair laughing!

Raven rounded a corner, only to encounter about six bugs.....

"SEND IN THE GOD-DAMN CAVALRY!!!!!!!!!!!"
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