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Steroid[message #45573]

Mon, 19 June 2006 04:22

Popus

Messages:5
Registered:June 2006
Location: Borowiec, Poland

I'm from Poland, so Gontarsky must be in my squad Very Happy

I'm a little patriot Wink

I like him - he can open lock-doors and repair guns, vests etc and he isn't expensive. Unlucky he isn't very inteligent person and his physical stats are low Sad

What do You think about this merc?

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Private

Re: Steroid[message #45574]

Mon, 19 June 2006 05:28

Soowa

Messages:10
Registered:June 2003
Location: Prague, Czech republic (a...

In my first games, I ever hired him, because of his low price and hingh marksmanship... and I loved his "Dammit, dammit, dammit, tis is on posible!" Very Happy

But I also like Ivan and Igor, and Steroid doesnt like them, and it is a little problematic situation, so I havent hired him in my few last games...
Well, I cant be a patriot, cause there is no czech soldier in JA2 Sad

But Poland is in neighborhood of the Czech republic, so maybe Steroid.... Very Happy

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Private

Re: Steroid[message #45575]

Mon, 19 June 2006 06:31

Popus

Messages:5
Registered:June 2006
Location: Borowiec, Poland

Quote:

Originally posted by Soowa:
Well, I cant be a patriot, cause there is no czech soldier in JA2

Yeah, but in polish mod which I make (Noc Oficerow) probably will be czech mercainer, so... Wink

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Private

Re: Steroid[message #45576]

Mon, 19 June 2006 21:03

Ash

Messages:34
Registered:August 2005
Location: the Netherlands

Quote:

Originally posted by Popus:
I'm from Poland, so Gontarsky must be in my squad I'm a little patriot
I like him - he can open lock-doors and repair guns, vests etc and he isn't expensive. Unlucky he isn't very inteligent person and his physical stats are low
What do You think about this merc?

He's great value for money. But I don't usually hire him for more then one day. If you stick with him, he could become a great shot.
His physical stats really suck though. On the other hand, he shoots his rifles with one hand. What a badass.

Steroid doesn't like the Russians, and Fox doesn't like Steroid. So that's another reason not to take him.

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Private 1st Class

Re: Steroid[message #45577]

Tue, 20 June 2006 06:54

Jack Funk

Messages:47
Registered:August 2004
Location: New Hampshire, USA

The problems with Fox, Igor and Ivan force me to leave him out as well. Fox and Igor are always on my team.

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Corporal

Re: Steroid[message #45578]

Wed, 21 June 2006 19:46

Misteret

Messages:31
Registered:July 2005

I prefer to get someone like Barry or an IMP and train up their MRK and MEC than take Steroid and try and train up his AGI and DEX (For some reason i feel an urge to make sure any merc in my a-team has "lit up stats" on his Aim bio for anything he actually uses

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Re: Steroid[message #45579]

Thu, 22 June 2006 01:26

Paingod556

Messages:32
Registered:March 2006
Location: Perth, WA

"STOP!!! I have detected a boob-trap!"

The Poluck Arnie, I always have him right at the start. The only downside is no Ivan or Igor, but I've never really needed them.

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Re: Steroid[message #45580]

Fri, 30 June 2006 08:47

Lenn

Messages:44
Registered:September 2005
Location: Poland

Though Steroid is from my country this never him do not hire. I do not know what, I do not like him za very. Character irritates me his Grin

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Corporal

Re: Steroid[message #45581]

Fri, 11 August 2006 02:32

Berry

Messages:29
Registered:August 2006

Steroid is funny guy, he commemorate Arnold Schwarzenegger, dont he ? I met lot of guys from Poland in my life and they didnt look like Steroid.
By the way :
Steroids cool voice 1

Steroids cool voice 2

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Re: Steroid[message #45582]

Fri, 11 August 2006 10:48

Lucas

Messages:311
Registered:June 2006
Location: Londrina, PR, Brazil

Steroid is a classic example of the bullet-magnet syndrom: He usually gets shot 3 times and falls dead...

Doors are no problem for Gontarski: If he cannot lockpick a door he can simply use a crowbar in it Wink

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Re: Steroid[message #45583]

Fri, 11 August 2006 18:20

VUNNCKM

Messages:32
Registered:July 2006

he does that with you too ?

very funny tough...

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Re: Steroid[message #45584]

Mon, 21 August 2006 07:55

vota dc

Messages:56
Registered:August 2006

Polish are lucky to have Steroid!Is one of the best low cost mercenary.

We italians have only Vinny that was very mediocre!

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Corporal

Re: Steroid[message #158272]

Wed, 19 September 2007 20:52

Rednight

Messages:103
Registered:April 2004
Location: United States

Sorry guys Steriod is a great buy when your starting out. He repairs the gear breaks in for you and is good for hauling alot of gear. Just put the Russians on another squad....as well as Fox. I ususally keep teams apart.

The guy is a great resource...

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Re: Steroid[message #158339]

Thu, 20 September 2007 01:28

Muerte

Messages:70
Registered:September 2007
Location: West USA

Steroid cracks me up. When you first meet the rebels in Omerta he says, "Miguel, I am "the man". These are other people. I will make her surrender to me in many ways." I still get a good chuckle out of that one. The best though, is when you've got Steroid locked into a contract and then hire Ivan and Igor. Too, too funny Smile

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Re: Steroid[message #158509]

Fri, 21 September 2007 00:46

cdunigan

Messages:132
Registered:September 2007
Location: Madison, Wisconsin, USA

I always liked "My skin is punctured and LEAKING!" - a nod to the Terminator movies.

@El_Much_Muerte: Now I have to go hire Ivan and Igor to see what happens!

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Sergeant

Re: Steroid[message #158551]

Fri, 21 September 2007 05:31

JA fan

Messages:187
Registered:March 2007

His voice and dumbness beat me.But he's,besides Barry,the only cheap LP/EL guy on JA2.
That counts in his favor,along with a good Mrk.

I had him together with Igor twice.It's not impossible.Principally if you have his idol on the team: Grizzly.

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Re: Steroid[message #158554]

Fri, 21 September 2007 07:31

Muerte

Messages:70
Registered:September 2007
Location: West USA

"Something stinks. Maybe is Ivan? All his people have stench of tyranny."

"If you find me dead with a knife in my back, I tell you now it is Igor. He is treacherous."

LOL

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Corporal

Re: Steroid[message #158568]

Fri, 21 September 2007 10:17

JA fan

Messages:187
Registered:March 2007

El_Mucho_Muerte

"Something stinks. Maybe is Ivan? All his people have stench of tyranny."

"If you find me dead with a knife in my back, I tell you now it is Igor. He is treacherous."

LOL

He used to say this almost all the time on the games I put him along with Igor,but
had stayed 'till the end.It's annoying.

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Staff Sergeant

Re: Steroid[message #195314]

Sat, 30 August 2008 10:58

__khanate__

Messages:2
Registered:August 2008

Does anybody really like Steroid? He likes Grizzly but Grizzly doesnt comment any positive back to Steroid... I like that B-grade terminator and lines are hiralious, but he dont have have ANY friends, correct?

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Re: Steroid[message #195315]

Sat, 30 August 2008 12:54

Blue_Fox

Messages:538
Registered:September 2006
Location: Netherlands

Steriod doesn't have buddies.
Except wenn Larry is stoned.
Larry likes him then Smile

People with a full mind not like Steroid.

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First Sergeant

Re: Steroid[message #195346]

Sat, 30 August 2008 19:21

Arquebus

Messages:68
Registered:June 2008
Location: Oslo Norway

Steroid is my man!
He carries alot and has a high mark and low cost.

he is a perfect mortar guy
and he repairs stuff!
and breaks them open!

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Corporal

Re: Steroid[message #195349]

Sat, 30 August 2008 19:34

__khanate__

Messages:2
Registered:August 2008

If I remember correctly, Larry whines about Steroid beacuse he is stoned all the time? Does Larry comment anything positive when he turns his eyes to red? Very Happy

Stats became lower when he starts smoking pot... Very Happy

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Civilian

Re: Steroid[message #195358]

Sat, 30 August 2008 20:12

SpaceViking

Messages:751
Registered:January 2004
Location: Rochester, Minnesota, USA

Steroid doesn't get along with any of the Russian guys so while I may take him early in a game he's out late. Having Ivan lugging around a mortar is almost a requirement late game (plus Stogie, Gus, and Grizzly). At least for me. Smile

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First Sergeant

Re: Steroid[message #195466]

Sun, 31 August 2008 15:03

Cagemonkey

Messages:276
Registered:December 2001
Location: Sweden

I used Steroid the first two or three times I played the game. But his dexterity and fairly low wisdom made improvents in skills and properties tedious and when you have the cash there are many better mercs. He

[Updated on: Sun, 31 August 2008 15:04] by Moderator

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Master Sergeant

Re: Steroid[message #195819]

Wed, 03 September 2008 14:37

Arquebus

Messages:68
Registered:June 2008
Location: Oslo Norway

when i play with steroid, my girlfriends turns of the speakers on my computer so i have to wear headset. I love steroid.

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Corporal

Re: Steroid[message #195823]

Wed, 03 September 2008 15:40

lockie

Messages:3709
Registered:February 2006
Location: Scotland

Quote:

Poster: Arquebus
Subject: Re: Steroid

when i play with steroid, my girlfriends turns of the speakers on my computer so i have to wear headset. I love steroid.

now , see , there's your problem on lotsa levels , 1 you play on the computer when your girl is around 2 sound is turned up 3 you like to play with men and 4 you admit you love him . No wonder she's turned to an escort agency Very Happy

tip : pay more attention to her , it'll be more fun than playing JA ! :biglaugh:

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Captain

Re: Steroid[message #195869]

Thu, 04 September 2008 08:49

Arquebus

Messages:68
Registered:June 2008
Location: Oslo Norway

[quote=lockie]Quote:

pay more attention to her , it'll be more fun than playing JA ! :biglaugh:

obviously you don't know my girlfriend Smile

[Updated on: Thu, 04 September 2008 08:49] by Moderator

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Corporal

Re: Steroid[message #195870]

Thu, 04 September 2008 09:02

Headrock

Messages:1757
Registered:March 2006
Location: Jerusalem

Obviously, something is seriously wrong about that.

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Sergeant Major

Re: Steroid[message #195887]

Thu, 04 September 2008 14:27

lockie

Messages:3709
Registered:February 2006
Location: Scotland

Quote:

Poster: Headrock
Subject: Re: Steroid

Obviously, something is seriously wrong about that.

Though I've seen some Norwegian Honey's , maybe she's more like Grizzly ! Very Happy

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Captain

Re: Steroid[message #195911]

Thu, 04 September 2008 23:02

HeroForHire

Messages:23
Registered:August 2008

Steroid is a fucking beast.
I love the dude. He always leads my B-Team wich consists of him, Grizzly, Ice, Blood, Magic and Shadow.

I used to have him in my A-Team with Razor, Hayw

[Updated on: Thu, 04 September 2008 23:04] by Moderator

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Re: Steroid[message #195913]

Thu, 04 September 2008 23:11

lockie

Messages:3709
Registered:February 2006
Location: Scotland

"ALL ABOARD" for the 'I LOVE STEROID ' train , pulling out of the station at any moment . Very Happy

He's ok , give me Groundskeeper Willie any day ! Very Happy

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Captain

Re: Steroid[message #195942]

Fri, 05 September 2008 13:34

DNA from the Lowlands

Messages:337
Registered:July 2003

When I started, Buns and Steriod were on every team.
Reading all the praise for Steriod, I wanna try him again.

Dr. Danny has some comment about Steriod, substance abuse and bad-effects.

I once got Steriod to 'break down', dunno if I overdid it on HealingSyringes, AP-needles or the brothel.
His comment was something like: dammit what have you done to me ?!?

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Master Sergeant

Re: Steroid[message #196538]

Thu, 18 September 2008 08:56

Rednight

Messages:103
Registered:April 2004
Location: United States

Fox and Danny don't like Steriod, alond with the Russians, but he makes a great buy. He carries a lot of weight and is a good shot and fixes everything.

Like mentioned above him and Buns almost always make my team. This go around I only have her and I miss the big guy. Him and Wolf team up well and are a great wrecking crew.

Despite being strong though Bull seems to fair better in the final bar fight in San Mona...

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Sergeant

Re: Steroid[message #197544]

Sun, 28 September 2008 02:47

Perry

Messages:2
Registered:September 2008
Location: Poland

Popus

I'm from Poland, so Gontarsky must be in my squad I'm a little patriot
I like him - he can open lock-doors and repair guns, vests etc and he isn't expensive. Unlucky he isn't very inteligent person and his physical stats are low
What do You think about this merc?

Well, I am from Poland as well as Popus but Gontarsky isn`t my favorite merc couse Sir-Tech company showed him as a dumb. Which I don`t really like. But I`m patriot as well so sometimes I take him as a one of my 6 magnificient.

[Updated on: Sun, 28 September 2008 02:48] by Moderator

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Civilian

Re: Steroid[message #197879]

Wed, 01 October 2008 23:04

KoTT

Messages:50
Registered:May 2008
Location: Cali

His voice... oh my fuckin God it pisses me off. wanna... punch... babies...

I only hired him once. Then I ended up packing him full of dynamite, pumping him on drugs running towards a crowd of enemies and Fidel shooting an RPG at him...

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Corporal

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