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Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #197088]

Tue, 23 September 2008 21:25

Limey

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Registered:September 2008

Here are my proposals for the casting of a Jagged Alliance movie. Thanks to everyone for their suggestions and contributions from the other threads which provided the inspiration and ideas.

Featuring the Rebels of Arulco;

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Miguel-BenicioDelToro.jpg

Benicio Del Toro as Miguel

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/miguel.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Carlos-AntonioBanderas.jpg

Antonio Banderas as Carlos

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Carlos.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Dimitri-NaveenAndrews.jpg

Naveen Andrews as Dimitri

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Dimitri.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Dynamo-CarlWeathers.jpg

and Carl Weathers as Dynamo

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Dynamo.jpg

M.E.R.C.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Biff-EwanBremner.jpg

Ewan Bremner as Biff

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/biff.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Gumpy-AdamSandler-1.jpg

Adam Sandler as Gumpy

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/gumpy.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Haywire-MelGibson.jpg

Mel Gibson as Haywire

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/haywire-1.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Razor-BrianThompson.jpg

Brian "The Night Slasher" Thompson as Razor

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/razor.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Bubba-ChazzPalminteri.jpg

Chazz Palminteri as Bubba

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/bubba.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Larry-SteveBuscemi.jpg

Steve Buscemi as Larry

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/larry1.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Cougar-DanielCraig.jpg

Daniel Craig as Cougar

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/cougar.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Stogie-MichaelMadsen.jpg

and Michael Madsen as Lt. Stogie Horge

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Stogie.jpg

A.I.M.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Gus-TommyLeeJones-1.jpg

Tommy Lee Jones as Gus Tarballs

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/gus-1.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Scully-OwenWilson.jpg

Owen Wilson as Scully

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/scully.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Scope-KeiraKnightley.jpg

Kiera Knightley as Scope

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/scope.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Reaper-RussellCrowe.jpg

Russel Crowe as Reaper

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/reaper.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Shadow-GarySinise.jpg

Gary Sinise as Shadow

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/shadow.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Buzz-MichelleRodriguez.jpg

Michelle Rodriguez as Buzz

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/buzz.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Trevor-EricBana.jpg

Eric Bana as Trevor

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/trevor.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Static-CharlesBronson.jpg

Charles Bronson as Static

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/static.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Raider-JeffreyJones.jpg

Jeffrey Jones as Raider

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/raider.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Wolf-HughJackman.jpg

Hugh Jackman as Wolf

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/wolf.jpg

Kurt Russell

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/nails.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Fidel-JohnRhys-Davies.jpg

John Rhys-Davies as Fidel

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/fidel.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/StephenRothman-KieferSutherland.jpg

Kiefer Sutherland as Stephen

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/stephan.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Ice-WillSmith.jpg

Will Smith as Ice Williams

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/ice.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Red-BillyConnolly.jpg

Billy Connolly as Red

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/red.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Danny-AaronEckhart.jpg

Aaron Eckhart as Danny

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/danny.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Hitman-MichaelBiehn.jpg

Michael Biehn as Hitman

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/hitman.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/DrQ-DonnieYen.jpg

Donnie Yen as Dr. Q.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/drq.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Ivan-TomBerenger.jpg

Tom Berenger as Ivan

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/ivan.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Igor-NormanReedus.jpg

Norman Reedus as Igor

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/igor.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/DrCliffHighball-RayLiotta.jpg

Ray Liotta as Dr. Cliff Highball

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/DrCliffHighball.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Thor-OdedFehr.jpg

Oded Fehr as Thor

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/thor.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Blood-ChrisRock.jpg

Chris Rock as Blood

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/blood.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Fox-ElizaDushku.jpg

Eliza Dushku as Fox

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/fox.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Grizzly-RalfMoeller.jpg

Ralf Moeller as Grizzly

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/grizzly.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Grunty-TilSchweiger.jpg

Til Schweiger as Grunty

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/grunty.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Buns-MilaJovovich.jpg

Mila Jovovich as Monica "Buns" Sondergaard

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/buns.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Malice-JeanClaudevanDamme.jpg

Jean Claude van Dame as Malice

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Malice.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Spider-RachelWeisz.jpg

Rachel Weisz as Spider

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/spider.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Bull-KevinMcKidd.jpg

Kevin McKidd as Bull

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/bull.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Barry-NicholasCage.jpg

Nicholas Cage as Barry

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/barry.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Steroid-ArnoldSchwarzenegger.jpg

and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Steriod

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/steroid.jpg

and special guest starring;

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Iggy-RonPerlman.jpg

Ron Perlman as Iggy

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Iggy.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Devin-TommyFlanagan.jpg

Tommy Flanagan as Devin

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Devin.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Kingpin-JackNicholson-1.jpg

Jack Nicholson as Kingpin

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Kingpin-1.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Mike-WillFarrell.jpg

and Will Farrell as Mike

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/Flark/Mike.jpg

[Updated on: Tue, 23 September 2008 22:55] by Moderator

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Private

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #197089]

Tue, 23 September 2008 21:32

lockie

Messages:3709
Registered:February 2006
Location: Scotland

hahaha ! fantastic work Smile

, ron pearlman IS iggy !

loved it !

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Captain

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #197092]

Tue, 23 September 2008 21:49

Headrock

Messages:1757
Registered:March 2006
Location: Jerusalem

OH MY FRIGGIN LORD!!!

THIS IS AMAZING!

Wow, I am just blown away. Seriously, I think someone needs to get to work revamping Ron's Portraits, ASAP!

(P.S. omg, Tom Berenger as Ivan was like a *CLICK* in my brain. Seriously, I think the way I play Ivan in JA2 corresponds exactly to all of Tom Berenger's military roles, ever. This is a revelation, seriously).

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Sergeant Major

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #197095]

Tue, 23 September 2008 22:56

Limey

Messages:12
Registered:September 2008

Thanks guys. I've just edited to add Kingpin as well because somehow I'd missed him off.

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Private

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #197098]

Tue, 23 September 2008 23:08

Headrock

Messages:1757
Registered:March 2006
Location: Jerusalem

"You want the truth?! I stashed $50,000 in my basement and if you try to touch it you're dead! That's the truth. Ha. You can't handle the truth."

Oh dear if we only had some nice voice morphing equipment to re-record merc quotes too Very Happy

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Sergeant Major

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #197141]

Wed, 24 September 2008 10:38

Cagemonkey

Messages:276
Registered:December 2001
Location: Sweden

Cool, but we

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Master Sergeant

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #197148]

Wed, 24 September 2008 12:04

Yoni

Messages:10
Registered:August 2008

Awesome!!!

Great work, man.

Scully's picture always reminded me of Owen Wilson. Smile

Hahahaha Nicholas Cage as Barry Very Happy

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Private

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #197160]

Wed, 24 September 2008 13:39

Shanga

Messages:3475
Registered:January 2000
Location: Danubia

If I was a movie producer I'd jump at the occasion of making JA2 into a movie. It would be something of a MASH meets A-team, funny and full of action.

Structured as a series, but with the cast partially changing from mission to mission. And as in JA2, the public's favourite would get a permanent role.

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Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #197165]

Wed, 24 September 2008 14:48

lockie

Messages:3709
Registered:February 2006
Location: Scotland

Quote:

Poster: Shanga
Subject: Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie

If I was a movie producer I'd jump at the occasion of making JA2 into a movie. It would be something of a MASH meets A-team, funny and full of action.

Structured as a series, but with the cast partially changing from mission to mission. And as in JA2, the public's favourite would get a permanent role

This thread could go on forever Very Happy

,
My vote for merc - Ewan McGregor as 'MD'

@ limey , you gotta do more !!!!

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Captain

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #197240]

Thu, 25 September 2008 10:33

Limey

Messages:12
Registered:September 2008

Cagemonkey

Cool, but we
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Private

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #197243]

Thu, 25 September 2008 11:02

Will Gates

Messages:1011
Registered:September 2006
Location: Far far away.

Fantastic. No need to say anything else.

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Sergeant Major

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #197414]

Fri, 26 September 2008 19:02

DudeWheresMyTank

Messages:51
Registered:August 2006
Location: Canada

Great list. Can't say that I see Chris Rock as Blood though...

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Corporal

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #200091]

Sun, 26 October 2008 11:09

WillyWonka

Messages:120
Registered:February 2006
Location: Sweden/Sverige

Great list!

Steve Buscemi as Larry is my favourite.

I always thought of Matt LeBlanc (Joey from "Friends") as Carlos.

As for Mike, I think of Colm Meaney, the Irish actor who always play Irish characters: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000538/

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Sergeant

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #200092]

Sun, 26 October 2008 12:33

Agnostik

Messages:49
Registered:October 2008
Location: St. Petersburg, Russia

Great list, but I too disagree on Keira playing Scope.

Brigitte Nielsen maybe? http://mundochisme.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/tn2_brigitte_nielsen_2.jpg

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Corporal

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #200241]

Tue, 28 October 2008 14:24

Balious

Messages:42
Registered:April 2007
Location: England!

I can't wait to watch this movie as long as its not crap as some of the movies that were made from games (most specific are bloodrayne, resident evil and deffiantly doom).

so whos going to play ira, elliot and the queen? it be great to actually see if they put in the quote elliot you idiot! in the movie

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Corporal

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #200244]

Tue, 28 October 2008 14:33

Headrock

Messages:1757
Registered:March 2006
Location: Jerusalem

This thread ain't about the real movie, Balious... It's just a comparison between JA2 characters and the actors who'd be most suited to play them (at least, in appearance).

The "REAL" JA2 movie... well, I had heard rumors that one was being made, then it disappeared, so I'm hoping they're not really going to make one. Imagine how horrible that would be.

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Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #200254]

Tue, 28 October 2008 17:13

Balious

Messages:42
Registered:April 2007
Location: England!

Yes but no one actually mentioned who they think is best playing the queen or elliot or ira Smile

And seeing as there is nothing about the actual movie on these forums i thought i post my bit of that. And yes the film i think may stil be in development but if we lucky it was canceled.

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Corporal

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #200273]

Tue, 28 October 2008 21:20

systemfehler

Messages:117
Registered:September 2007
Location: Hanover, Germany

The queen? Well, Cher.

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Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #201504]

Wed, 12 November 2008 17:00

Finn

Messages:85
Registered:October 2008
Location: Sweden

Good work matching looks. Try also matching voices and what kind of skills they have beside acting. For example a black guy who actually knows martial arts and doesn't have a squeeky voice for Blood, and perhaps not Ralf Moeller for Grizzly, where his accent would ruin the illusion, but for Steroid instead where Mr Schwarzenegger is way too old (like Bronson is way too dead). Perhaps also find better use for Van Damme's martial art skills. And so on and so forth. Wink

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Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #202723]

Fri, 28 November 2008 23:31

Tobias

Messages:31
Registered:July 2006
Location: Munich, GERMANY

The most expensive game based movie for centuries ... is coming ... summer 2009 ... be prepared and load your weapon of choice ... to fight for freedom ...

"JAGGED ALLIANCE - Fight For Something Or Live For Nothing"

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Private 1st Class

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #203926]

Fri, 12 December 2008 18:16

MikeThePro

Messages:175
Registered:November 2007
Location: Bulgaria

Nice work up there. Although Magic reminds me mostly about Ray Liota.Dunno why.

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Staff Sergeant

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #204317]

Thu, 18 December 2008 12:50

Kaerar

Messages:2016
Registered:January 2003
Location: Australia :D

Gotta say Will Farrel as Mike is Genius. You can just see the potential for lines there Wink

Limey if you have a few of those pics in a higher res could you PM me as I may be able to have some fun with them Smile

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Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #206949]

Thu, 22 January 2009 19:36

vota dc

Messages:56
Registered:August 2006

Great work!
Too bad that there isn't Leo Kelly in Jagged Alliance 2 because he is Chuck Norris.

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Corporal

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #206953]

Thu, 22 January 2009 21:28

Watchman

Messages:101
Registered:August 2008
Location: Philippines

Gus Tarballs should be done by Danny Glover.

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m38/beezybiscuit/dannyglover.jpg

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Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #207451]

Thu, 29 January 2009 01:08

CatShannon

Messages:5
Registered:December 2008

For my point of view, the actress best suited for Buzz's role is Dina Meyer
Did you see her in Starship Troopers?

http://www.dinameyer.com/media/movies/starship_troopers/dina_meyer_starship-08.jpg

By the way, one of my IMP mercs is Dina Meyer AKA "Dizzy"

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Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #210953]

Tue, 24 March 2009 02:03

The_Sabre

Messages:19
Registered:February 2000
Location: Charlotte, North Carolina...

This is hilarious! Awesome work!

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Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #210955]

Tue, 24 March 2009 02:30

BallerDave

Messages:71
Registered:April 2008
Location: Ze land of ze sheep, Dubl...

actually if you look it up on wikipedia a movie has been announced 2007. really curious how thatll turn out

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Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #211079]

Wed, 25 March 2009 12:19

GazBomb

Messages:21
Registered:March 2009

too bad Kelly isn't still here..

He would have to be played by Chuck Norris.

And Gary Roachburn, a definite Bruce Willis.

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Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #212704]

Fri, 10 April 2009 13:19

JA2nosik

Messages:5
Registered:April 2009
Location: Czech Republic

Lt. Stogie Horge ------- Bruce Willis
Magic ------- Dwayne ,,The Rock,, Johnson
Reaper ------- Mark Wahlberg

Smile

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Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #215722]

Thu, 07 May 2009 11:03

RussianGun

Messages:22
Registered:May 2009
Location: Glendale Arizona

I'm sorry, but Shadow cannot be played by anyone less awesome than Tom Hanks.
And I vote Clint Eastwood for Gus.

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Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #215723]

Thu, 07 May 2009 11:32

Logisteric

Messages:3190
Registered:December 2008
Location: B

IvanTheTerrible

I'm sorry, but Shadow cannot be played by anyone less awesome than Tom Hanks.
And I vote Clint Eastwood for Gus.

well, you had to somehow paint clint then

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Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #217196]

Tue, 19 May 2009 07:24

Merlin15

Messages:15
Registered:March 2009

Im not to sure, but don't quote me on this, but im pretty sure the old Clint, was painted Camo style when he was the Hardnose Gunnery Sergeant in Heartbreak Ridge

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Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #217239]

Tue, 19 May 2009 17:28

systemfehler

Messages:117
Registered:September 2007
Location: Hanover, Germany

Yeah he was, but only at the end. Still doesn't make him black. Very Happy

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Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #233981]

Mon, 28 September 2009 14:27

WillyWonka

Messages:120
Registered:February 2006
Location: Sweden/Sverige

Bill Nighy as Sidney!

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Sergeant

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #233984]

Mon, 28 September 2009 16:12

herb

Messages:381
Registered:September 2007
Location: Slovenija

WELL DONE. YOU ARE THA MAN! Really great work, can't waiting the film

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Master Sergeant

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #240497]

Thu, 24 December 2009 15:35

Headhunter

Messages:260
Registered:November 2009
Location: Sweden

Tom Berenger looks more like Major Scallion if you ask me... Wink

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Master Sergeant

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #240510]

Thu, 24 December 2009 19:18

Guest

Reaper should be an unknown actor, just because he is such a hidden and mysterious guy.

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Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #247355]

Fri, 19 March 2010 22:28

WillyWonka

Messages:120
Registered:February 2006
Location: Sweden/Sverige

Jeremy Renner as Stephen

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Sergeant

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #247384]

Sat, 20 March 2010 17:59

pnmartin

Messages:51
Registered:February 2010

Logisteric

IvanTheTerrible
I'm sorry, but Shadow cannot be played by anyone less awesome than Tom Hanks.
And I vote Clint Eastwood for Gus.

well, you had to somehow paint clint then

Gary Sinease is plenty awesome for the role.

Also: Who do you get for Diedranna and Elliot?

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Corporal

Re: Jagged Alliance the Movie[message #247385]

Sat, 20 March 2010 18:13

Guest

Tom Sizemore

As

Bull

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