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please talk when machine goes beep![message #44903]

Tue, 05 October 2004 03:15

Red Knight is currently offline

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Registered:September 2003
Location: Germany

Have you ever contacted an AIM merc when he's not available? Well, if you haven't I definatetly recommend you to! You hear a message from tape and you may leave a message for the merc to call back as soon as he's available. (how's that stupid machine called?!? It's not in my english-german dictionary, please help me out of this :whoknows: !)

I especially recommend the messages of Steroid, Blood and Gus!

"I'm not here. In fact, I'm almost NEVER here! Travelling the planet and saving the world is pretty hard you know!" - Gus

Hilarious - what a great game!

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Re: please talk when machine goes beep![message #44904]

Tue, 05 October 2004 05:08

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Registered:May 2004
Location: Keuruu, Finland

I think that many has litened those but you are right. Those messages are hilarious.

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Re: please talk when machine goes beep![message #44905]

Tue, 05 October 2004 05:27

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Registered:September 2003
Location: Germany

Yeah, I bet most (if not all) of you already know that, but I discovered this just yesterday. Just felt like sharing. Man, I completed this game years ago and still it surprises me! Awesome!

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Re: please talk when machine goes beep![message #44906]

Wed, 06 October 2004 01:24

CCKeane is currently offline

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Registered:September 2004
Location: Hoboken/Long Island

Yeah, the answering machine messages are awesome, but I think some of the responses are even better. Like Grizzly's? Awesome.

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Re: please talk when machine goes beep![message #44907]

Wed, 06 October 2004 21:13

Matryoshka is currently offline

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Location: New Zealand

Quote:

Originally posted by CCKeane:
Yeah, the answering machine messages are awesome, but I think some of the responses are even better. Like Grizzly's? Awesome.

Heh - I just got Buzz's voicemail. Oy, that woman... hell of a shooter-and-looter, but Jesus, do her issues have issues! :scary: And Ice's voicemail - did anyone else realise he was married? Surprised

Surprised

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Re: please talk when machine goes beep![message #44908]

Wed, 06 October 2004 23:06

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Location: Germany

I would have never guessed, I always thought he's single. Can't remember if that fact is told in any way other than this message. I wonder if Roberta is a mercenary too. If so, it would be cool to see her in a possible JA3...

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Re: please talk when machine goes beep![message #44909]

Thu, 07 October 2004 06:19

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Registered:January 2003
Location: Lahti, Finland

Doesn

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Re: please talk when machine goes beep![message #44910]

Thu, 07 October 2004 06:53

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Bull's married with kids. Tell me THAT isn't weird.

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Re: please talk when machine goes beep![message #44911]

Fri, 08 October 2004 01:24

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You're right, it's hard to imagine brutal brawler 'Bull' Peterson as a family dad. Where did you get this from?

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Re: please talk when machine goes beep![message #44912]

Fri, 08 October 2004 05:49

Sigma is currently offline

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Registered:January 2003
Location: Lahti, Finland

When Bull dies, Grizzly promises to take care of "Jana and the kids"...

Hard to imagine, but what if Bull has a mail-order-wife from Eastern Europe??? Because Jana sounds like an Eastern name...

Just realised that for some reason I seem to know a lot of the lines of the mercs dying or refusing to extend contract...

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Re: please talk when machine goes beep![message #44913]

Tue, 12 October 2004 06:53

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Registered:June 2004
Location: Denmark

Some of them are posted in the "funniest quotes" post. Grizzlys is funny because of the way he say it. Goes something like this:

I cant stand these machines, so dont get surprised if you dont get my message for a while. Better to call me when im here.

Also fidels is really funny:

Uhnng how dis thing work? Okay Fidel is here now, but not now. I mean If you call now you no get Fidel you get machine. One things for sure Fidel likes to kill and Fidel likes MONEY!.

Something like that. Reapers is typical secret-CIA-assasin something like.

Malices is funny too. Gruntys is funny also because of the way he say it.

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Re: please talk when machine goes beep![message #44914]

Wed, 27 October 2004 02:21

Mental7 is currently offline

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Registered:October 2004

Quote:

Originally posted by Matryoshka:
Quote:
Originally posted by CCKeane:
Yeah, the answering machine messages are awesome, but I think some of the responses are even better. Like Grizzly's? Awesome.
Heh - I just got Buzz's voicemail. Oy, that woman... hell of a shooter-and-looter, but Jesus, do her issues have issues! :scary: And Ice's voicemail - did anyone else realise he was married?

I actually believed Buzz! That's why I created my first female IMP, just so I could hire Buzz.

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Re: please talk when machine goes beep![message #44915]

Thu, 13 January 2005 01:07

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Registered:January 2005
Location: Namibia

Have you tried phoning someone, and then sit tight and say nothing? Some of them get a bit paranoid about the silent caller. I discovered it by accident when answering my own phone while playing. got quite a fright when Shadow said "ARE YOU STALKING ME?" in a menacing tone.

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Re: please talk when machine goes beep![message #44916]

Thu, 13 January 2005 18:06

Danirijeka is currently offline

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Registered:November 2004
Location: Levico Terme, Italy

And did you try sitting in front of the M.E.R.C. site without doing anything? Every once in a while Speck will pop up doing several comments on A.I.M. mercs ("did you know that 95 percent of A.I.M. bios are completely false?") :animread:

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Re: please talk when machine goes beep![message #44917]

Thu, 13 January 2005 20:35

pavel is currently offline

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Registered:November 2004
Location: Russia/South Africa

Malice's is the best: "Hello dere. Single, white, French Canadian guy looking for married, Canadian, black, English girl dat, uh, oh, uh, bad message. Leave me somet'ing, I get it back to you."

Ivan, Fidel and most other non-english speakers have funny quotes too.

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Re: please talk when machine goes beep![message #44918]

Thu, 08 September 2005 22:41

todanerd is currently offline

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Registered:August 2005
Location: Taipei, Taiwan

heh... especially fox's line when you phone her and just sit there...

"you're not wearing pants, ARE you?"
cracks me up everytime i hear it

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Re: please talk when machine goes beep![message #44919]

Tue, 01 November 2005 01:25

Annapolisjohn is currently offline

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Registered:September 2003
Location: westminster, Maryland

I crack up on fox's line as well

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Re: please talk when machine goes beep![message #44920]

Wed, 02 November 2005 05:25

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Registered:October 2004
Location: KY, USA

Steroid's is by far my favorite.

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