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| Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46152]
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Quote:Originally posted by Magraev:
Playing a game with Blood now, and he's quite cool.
"I wasn't worried right...right" when shot at.
"Jalinqua" when killing a guy. Sounds good but what is that word, and how's it spelled?
Actually Magraev, Blodd says "Jellydog", which IMHO is dang near as annoying as "Woody" or "Hamdog"
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| Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46153]
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Fri, 24 October 2003 13:55
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I like Fidel's from the A.I.M. site if he's there:
Hello. Fidel is in appliance.
When he's not:
How dis thing work? Fidel not here right now...ok Fidel here now, but not be here when u get machine. When u not get machine, u get Fidel. Fidel does know this. Fidel likes to kill and Fidel likes MONEY!
Also Malice's:
Hello dere. Single, white, French Canadian guy looking for married, Black, Canadian girl dat, uh, oh, uh, bad message. Leave me something, I get back with u.
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| Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46157]
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Tue, 16 December 2003 19:38
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Registered:December 2003 |
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I absolutley love Haywire's comment upon running out of ammunition;
"my guns feeling light!"
Makes me piss myself laughing every time :biglaugh:
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| Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46167]
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Sat, 24 January 2004 18:59
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My favorete quote is when Dimitri finds a dead body he'll say "Most Colorful"
Another one whould be when he arives in SAN MONA he said "...they do things here that my mother spanked me for" lol funny Dimitri,he is "to me" the greatest merc. on the team.
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| Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46168]
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Sun, 01 February 2004 16:44
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| Nevnix |
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Hey there, I'm new here. Anyway, what Steroid says when his contract is almost up is pretty funny:
"My contract is, ummm, up yours for renewal if you like job I do for you."
I dunno, I like the way he says "up yours for renewal".
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| Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46176]
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Sat, 01 May 2004 13:46
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I advise you all to take Dmitri to the junkyard in Estoni.
He tells you how one time he found a balloon here - AND IT WAS STILL IN THE PACKET!! he just sounds so funny, like a little kid.
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| Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46177]
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Sun, 30 May 2004 13:47
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I forget the line, but I always have loved the comment Reaper makes whenever he makes a really gory head shot. That man is so sick, yet so philosophical. I love him.
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| Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46178]
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Tue, 08 June 2004 18:47
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| Hoplite |
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Registered:November 2003
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Quote:Originally posted by Dark Lord:
I just heard this one from Steroid. I was disarming an Electric Trap that Conrad detected.
"Stop! A large Boob Trap is present!" Between that and his cry of "All evil has been lifted and separated!" (which is a paraphrasal of an old Maidenform brassiere advert, or so my wife tells me) when the sector has been cleared, I'd say that Mr. Gontarski has some serious mammarial fixation issues.
One of my favourites has got be Buns upon sighting a bloodcat: "Nice nails!"
And when my wife arrived home one day from a business trip to Germany and announced in her best Grunty impersonation "Ja, I am here now," I just rolled off my chair laughing.
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| Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46185]
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Wed, 16 June 2004 04:57
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| Nevnix |
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Registered:January 2004 |
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Gasket, when he spots a Bloodcat: "What luck! A big squirrel with plenty of attitude!"
Haywire, after exploding someone's head: "Oh, that is wicked! I wonder if you have time to think, 'ouch'."
I think it's Cougar, when he notices that a shipment has been stolen from: "The volume of air in this crate is somewhat higher than I anticipated." (Not verbatim)
EDIT! Just ran into the Crepitus on my current game, so I cleaned up Malice's quote: "I knew a dancer who had something like that. Mind you, they were smaller. Bien, they were a lot smaller than that, these you could break with your finger."
For that matter, everything Cougar and Malice say are funny just because of the way they say it.
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| Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46189]
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Sat, 19 June 2004 16:45
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Registered:November 2003
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Hitman, when severely outnumbered: "My nuts are in a vise, ace!"
It's such a... vivid image.
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| Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46190]
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Sun, 20 June 2004 13:48
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| Lt.CheeseDoodle |
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Registered:June 2004
Location: Richmond VA |
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I love these phrases
1st Razor: (when theres a lot of bullets flying around) These turkeys getting feisty, GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!
2nd Razor: Why does everone think im psychotic. Im not psychotic, i just have a passion for my job.
3rd Razor: (after almost getting hit) Should of finished the job cause now your gonna die. (its humorous because he never kills anyone after saying that)
4th IMP voice #3: (after seeing head pop) Jesus now that blows my mind..... Guess that makes two of us.
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