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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46231]

Wed, 02 February 2005 20:52

dzeller

Messages:87
Registered:February 2003
Location: USA

I find Hamous' quotes really fun. This guy is so retarded:

When seeing enemies "Naughty people!"

With his accent, it always cracks me up.

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46232]

Wed, 02 February 2005 21:11

DNA from the Lowlands

Messages:337
Registered:July 2003

Yeah that could've been bad, but I've got me some kickass karma.

The pun of it just came to me last night...

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46233]

Sat, 12 February 2005 22:51

Phantom

Messages:66
Registered:November 2001
Location: behind you ...

gotta laugh whenever I hear Skitz' heavy breathing ("I got no ammo ... and I'm gettin' REALLY paranoid!"), and Reuban whenever he opens his mouth - maybe because I know people in RL like them (which is not so funny).

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46234]

Thu, 03 March 2005 21:02

malthaussen

Messages:91
Registered:January 2005
Location: Philadelphia

Grunty's "That... is a dead enemy" always gets a chuckle from me, because I love the concept of an East German who likes Monty Python.

-- Mal

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46235]

Thu, 03 March 2005 21:29

Matryoshka

Messages:90
Registered:September 2004
Location: New Zealand

Quote:

Originally posted by malthaussen:
Grunty's "That... is a dead enemy" always gets a chuckle from me, because I love the concept of an East German who likes Monty Python.

-- Mal

Grunty's East German? :whoknows:

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46236]

Fri, 04 March 2005 00:27

Forsaken

Messages:47
Registered:August 2002
Location: Germany

At least from the accent you couldn't tell Grunty is an east german. For instance, Thor is no doubt from Berlin. But Grunty speaks clear cut german without any distinguishable (is there such a word ?) accent.

I also read something 'bout ex-Bundeswehr, maybe it's told in UC? But you're right 'bout your estimation of East Germany.

- Forsaken

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46237]

Mon, 07 March 2005 00:53

DNA from the Lowlands

Messages:337
Registered:July 2003

That custom merc line: "Yeah, that could've been bad but I've got me some kickass karma."

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46238]

Fri, 11 March 2005 18:49

circ

Messages:10
Registered:August 2004

i love everything cougar says. gumpy has some funny lines also, but he gets annoying. i used to like bubba, but the stuttering got annoying.

cliff, although he doesn't have any really great lines that i remember, just has a great role and accent. fidel's lines are good, specially 'doggie doo'.

buzz has some memorable lines, as does meltdown, with 'pussies' and '86d' and so on.

and then there's malice. great work on the accent. 'oh that fox, she really something en?' or something, and 'that meltdown, she scare even me, but..' i forgot the rest. but he's a great char.

oh and flo can be pretty funny too, too bad she's such a poor char otherwise.

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46239]

Thu, 08 September 2005 22:27

todanerd

Messages:42
Registered:August 2005
Location: Taipei, Taiwan

"kickass karma" line by imp voice 3

"damnit to hell" by steroid

"testicles in a sling" by danny

buzz's line about chicken sh*t enemies after the game goes back to real time with enemies still in sector

dang... can't wait to get off work and get in front of my pc

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46240]

Wed, 26 October 2005 04:43

Hawk

Messages:7
Registered:November 2001

Fox Bloodcat comment:

"I see one, I think: 'Fireplace'!"

Also Grunty's Bug comment:

"Ahh, isn't he cute? I wonder if they can be domesticated?" "Probably not."

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46241]

Wed, 26 October 2005 04:47

Hawk

Messages:7
Registered:November 2001

Another GREAT one is Razor's comment of Fidel's death. Won't spoil it for you...

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46242]

Wed, 26 October 2005 04:59

Hawk

Messages:7
Registered:November 2001

Bubba's Bug Sector Entry Line:

"Sniff... must be one of those big douchebags. Or Billie Jean... but I haven't seen her since high school!"

Bubba's mildly annoying - but THAT qoute is great!

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46243]

Tue, 01 November 2005 00:46

Annapolisjohn

Messages:117
Registered:September 2003
Location: westminster, Maryland

Wolf's ... Lovely Just Freaking Lovely as he passes the dead rotting corpses of past foes

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46244]

Sat, 26 November 2005 09:44

Gunsgg

Messages:57
Registered:September 2004

Gasket on killing bug- "I just took out a COLON!"

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Corporal

Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46245]

Sat, 26 November 2005 13:40

Claymaker

Messages:6
Registered:November 2005

GET SHOVEL!

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46246]

Fri, 02 December 2005 17:20

Misteret

Messages:31
Registered:July 2005

Igor Dolvich : As tolstoy said "War, what is it good for?". Anyone who's watched Rush Hour (Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker) should find that funny.

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46247]

Fri, 02 December 2005 23:51

Sneaker

Messages:5
Registered:October 2003
Location: The Netherlands

I love it when my IMP (voice 1) makes someone's head explode and says: "geez... talk about losing face"

and when he kicks the shit out of that woman who let all those children work in drassen:
"Stand up and let me do it again! Man, she had that coming... I hate being jerked around like that!"

oh and danny when he makes someone's head explode:
"Isnt there a famous quote about the man who cried because he had no hat, until he met a man who had no head? something like that... I don't know... just seemed appropriate."

lmao

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46248]

Wed, 07 December 2005 03:40

dzeller

Messages:87
Registered:February 2003
Location: USA

Quote:

Originally posted by Sneaker:
oh and danny when he makes someone's head explode:
"Isnt there a famous quote about the man who cried because he had no hat, until he met a man who had no head? something like that... I don't know... just seemed appropriate."

Since I first heard Danny saying this one, I've always hired him. The tone of his voice always cracks me up.

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46249]

Fri, 09 December 2005 14:00

Amalgam

Messages:30
Registered:June 2005
Location: Santiago, Chile

Hahaha!! i remember Reaper reassuring Miguel.
"Your rebels are dark, spirited and underground"
then he made a huge pause and said: "...we will get along fine".
Gotta love that sicko! :grimreaper:

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46250]

Sat, 10 December 2005 02:49

Phantom

Messages:66
Registered:November 2001
Location: behind you ...

when you threaten Slay (in DL):

"In case you hadn't noticed ... I have a GUN!
Let's talk like professionals here"

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46251]

Wed, 14 December 2005 01:07

TrashMan

Messages:61
Registered:November 2005
Location: Croatia

Since I use TrashMan as my nick, IMP voice 3 suits me the best:

"Time to take out the trash!"
"Talk about flying in low - I had to look UP to see the squirreles!"
"Game over man! Game over!"
"Goddamit! The Big Friggin Slinkies are everywhere!"

Or Grizzly (when he sees a Crepitus):
"Who the hell invited my mother-in-law?" Very Happy

Or Raven:
"Head's up! we have a pukeazoid!"

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46252]

Wed, 21 December 2005 10:28

Gunsgg

Messages:57
Registered:September 2004

"John Kuba, from Cleveland Ohio, the gateway to Hell", just after a kill, in UB.

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Corporal

Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46253]

Wed, 21 December 2005 10:30

Gunsgg

Messages:57
Registered:September 2004

Nails, with Biff on the team......"I could rip out his vocal chords...'course I'd have to catch him first".

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46254]

Wed, 28 December 2005 23:58

minhtuan

Messages:16
Registered:April 2005
Location: Vietnam

"One day I would buy a third lung for me."
Razor said after being hit by a tear gas/stun grenade.

Steroid: "Grandma in the heaven has given me such riches" after get a valuable gun.

Gasket:"You want me to take that shot? In my dreams, maybe"

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46255]

Thu, 29 December 2005 06:30

NakedSnake

Messages:12
Registered:December 2005

Steroid: "Grandma Gontarski blesses me with great riches from above."

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46256]

Sun, 01 January 2006 23:09

TommyGun

Messages:5
Registered:January 2006

i will alwayz laugh when stogie sees brains splashing all over the place : "it reminds me of soup.i LIKE soup"
or gaston when i recruit manuel, i dont remeber exactly "i would like to offer you my eu du toillete, u can use it liberaly as it was ur own"
and then manuel says "i sure we be okay" lol!!!

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46257]

Sat, 04 March 2006 11:24

Paingod556

Messages:32
Registered:March 2006
Location: Perth, WA

Trevor- "Better bung a bandage on this before I kark it in a pool of blood and piss."
"Hoo-Roo, alrighty then!!"

Ice- (can't remember exactly, when he's about to kark it) "I'm.... not gonna... make it.... If you guys need to eat me... I understand..." I lost it when I heard that Smile

Gumpy- "Theres red stuff here... hey, it's blood. Real blood.... MY BLOOD!!!"

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46258]

Sun, 05 March 2006 23:10

DaCheetah

Messages:74
Registered:March 2004
Location: New Mexico... Cleaner Tha...

At 7 pages, is there any way that every line of dialogue hasn't been quoted?

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Corporal

Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46259]

Sat, 11 March 2006 20:28

LegacyOfApathy

Messages:101
Registered:September 2004

I don't remember if this was already included...

"Uh, they pulled out. I hate that."

-Farsight

Female Imp voice number one, I think, after the enemy retreats from the sector.

I didn't even know the enemies _could_ retreat Mad

. They must have had terrible morale.

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Sergeant

Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46260]

Mon, 18 September 2006 01:56

Jaws

Messages:10
Registered:May 2006

Meltdown, after she gains experience and you offer her a contract extension:

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46261]

Wed, 20 September 2006 00:34

tnp

Messages:2
Registered:September 2006
Location: Arul...err, sorry, German...

By supprise? BY SUPPRISE?!? Elliot! Its a goddam war! Whats so supprising about being attacked?

Cu
Jan

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46262]

Wed, 20 September 2006 06:20

enemy

Messages:46
Registered:October 2004

"My gun's feeling light!" -Haywire (when out of ammo)- Very Happy

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Corporal

Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46263]

Wed, 20 September 2006 06:42

Marlboro Man

Messages:1156
Registered:October 2005
Location: USA

Magic when he gets surprised and sees an enemy.

Magic: Mutha Fu.....@%&!!

And, Snapperhead! That cracks me up something bad. :biglaugh:

So long snapperhead.

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Sergeant Major

Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46264]

Mon, 09 October 2006 13:54

Nemo2342

Messages:1
Registered:October 2006
Location: Raleigh, NC, USA

Ira: She is eeee-vil. A driven bitch.

The line itself isn't that funny, but the bad voice acting is.

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Civilian

Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46265]

Thu, 12 October 2006 00:13

DNA from the Lowlands

Messages:337
Registered:July 2003

"Mon dieu, Biff, you can't [...] RESPECT for Biff yes ?"
Yesterday Biff bought the farm while defending Drassen-mine.

edit: I forgot 'yes ?' which is an awfull translation for 'non ?'.

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Master Sergeant

Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46266]

Fri, 20 October 2006 19:43

Hexarar

Messages:51
Registered:September 2006
Location: Askola, Finland

Just got what's so funny in Haywire's
"I hate today's army! Too many immigrants who DON'T speak NO good English!" ROFLMHO

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Corporal

Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46267]

Fri, 17 November 2006 04:27

Berry

Messages:29
Registered:August 2006

Question about Hitman's quote : In the end he say "do some R'nR" or something like that. What is it ? Slang, acronym.. ?

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46268]

Fri, 17 November 2006 04:36

Headrock

Messages:1760
Registered:March 2006
Location: Jerusalem

"Rest and Relaxation"

It means a rest from active military service (mainly for combat units)

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Sergeant Major

Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #46269]

Fri, 17 November 2006 04:45

Berry

Messages:29
Registered:August 2006

Nice, thanks !

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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #132871]

Fri, 16 March 2007 01:13

Gunsgg

Messages:57
Registered:September 2004

I've played this game off and on forever......

I got taken by SURPRISE and fell out of my chair laughing!

Raven rounded a corner, only to encounter about six bugs.....

"SEND IN THE GOD-DAMN CAVALRY!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Corporal

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