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Re: who are the 5 worst mercs[message #191468] Tue, 22 July 2008 07:42 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
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Worst characters? I won't include Biff and Flo because (a) they are funny, (b) we all know that they suck. These aren't in any particular order.

All the bloody doctors but Vince. They can't shoot straight (neither can Vince, I know) and except for Vince, they all have horrible dex. As the manual says: Having read all the manuals doesn't do you any good if your hands shake during surgery. Vince escapes this list because of his Dex in the 90s, Wis in the 90s, Med in the 90s, and Health in the 90s.

Buns: Red hates her, Reaper hates her, practically everyone else and their mother hates her(myself included). Her backstory is interesting, but still.

Steroid: He is an insult to the Polish people, even if he's funny as hell. Plus he pretends to be a mechanic, even though Barry is better as one even with their starting stats.

Nails: He's a good character and funny... But you know, being stuck with that bloody leather jacket just plain out sucks. Why can't you be intelligent and wear armor, Nails?

Shank: He reminds me of me, in that he's terrible at everything (even if he's reasonably intelligent) and unfunny. Plus he looks like me. So I feel sorry for him, and always try and use him. And he always sucks.

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