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| Re: Priceless Moments[message #20246]
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Mon, 14 June 2004 03:38  
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 DNA from the Lowlands |
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Messages:337
Registered:July 2003 |
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1st day drop off in Omerta,
-Blood goes to the east, sees a target.
Turn Based Combat
-Blood ducks back behind the wall
-next turn, steps out (target hasn't moved),
throws knife &... ducks back behind the wall.
-Next turn, steps out, fires a shot (critical), MISSES two other shots, left AP-less (uhoh)
-Redshirt throws the knife (back!?) Hits Blood with it.
-Now, back in one of Bloods small pockets: a bloody throwing knife!!!
-Blood throws the knife (again...) and finishes it.
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| Re: Priceless Moments[message #20247]
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Mon, 21 June 2004 06:46
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| Hawke |
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Messages:6
Registered:May 2004
Location: France |
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@DNA : looks like a ping-pong game to me ! 
Now, Biff and the metro :
First, you need to understand that, in real life, I tend to get lost quite a lot. It's sometimes intentional (what am I going to find if I take this other path ?), sometimes... uh... not. The very same day this story happened to Biff, I had got lost in the forest.
On the 5th day of my UC game, Biff arrived in Atremo. Wanting to introduce him to the roughness of a mercenary life, I quickly overloaded him with a truckload of junk that the A-Team had left behind. He complained, of course, but, merciful, I told him to take the tube to Calisto. A-Team had cleared the station one hour earlier, just for him.
He crawled inside the train I told him to take. Biff may not be the best merc in the world, but you have to admit : he trusts me completely ! So he didn't question my orders, found a seat, and waited for the train to go.
He went down at the next station, sure to be in Calisto and eager to meet his fellow mercs. He was very surprised to be greeted by a man in a leather jacket, who ordered him to pay the fee for some kind of security problem. :yikes:
Before Biff had finished saying "Just when I was starting to get comfortable", he had taken -37, -70 and -121 of damage. Like I so often do myself in RL, I had sent him on the wrong train ! 
(edited because I confused Adrian with Atremo. You see, it's not getting any better ! :rolleyes: )
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| Re: Priceless Moments[message #20250]
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Wed, 07 July 2004 06:43
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| UngratefulDead |
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Registered:July 2004 |
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Okay, this is probably the coolest random idea I've had that worked. Inside a building I have one guy shooting out a window, and another guy a few squares behind him. I end up finishing off the guy I can see, but don't have the APs to move away from the window, and I've just quicksaved (stupid). Anyway, no matter what I do, a guy pops out and blows the head off my merc every time. Then a thought occurs. I use my other merc who is next to the window merc and fire a burst from a weak SMG into his legs. It does about 14 damage, but more importantly, knocks him down and out of the line of fire. Next turn he stands up and gets the hell out of dodge.
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| Re: Priceless Moments[message #20252]
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Fri, 23 July 2004 20:42
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| AZAZEL |
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Messages:750
Registered:February 2004 |
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"Ennemy presence terminated" in the Alma shooting range(training base)...
Len talking friendly to Conrad.Mmh,"this conversation no longer interests me.Shooting you interests me".
-Remain calm, while I shoo...INTERRUPT!
Len draws calmly,looking in the opponent's eyes, his faithful Colt Commando and fills Conrad's legs with lead.One looong burst.Conrad makes an interesting sound,half pain,half disbelief,realising-after a vain attempt to move-that he has no legs .
"-Wanted to **** with the old man,son?Smoked more talents like you than my commander can even imagine.What can I do now,you owe me some bullets...Please,add this one!"
End of Conrad's "connection".
Oh,I reloaded the game,of course,and hired him for those 3,300 dollars,he's one of the most amusing characters in the game...
Hm,hm,hm,"drop everything,I am in need of medical attention!"
Do you think he knows now what will happen to him if he fools around,making the officer in my team?
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| Re: Priceless Moments[message #20258]
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Mon, 26 July 2004 17:03
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| AZAZEL |
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Messages:750
Registered:February 2004 |
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Maddog enters the ring,after Darren's bell:
-Can I pull their legs with my bear hands,please?
The martial arts specialist hits him with the leg,he's totally winded,misses the only "available" punch.
The rotative from the fighter misses too,but now he has full energy!Air currents...
so,what he does is punch the mother f... with the knucle dusters for damage 9 and runs.The opponent doesn't have enough poins to reach him,they both breathe for a moment.
Maddog takes a step,invites him to hit.He misses!Punch in the leg,damage 12!Maddog runs.Breathes again,for two turns,and makes the "invitation" again.Hits the legs and runs...
Till he kills the "butterfly" joke.
ALT+L.
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| Re: Priceless Moments[message #20269]
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Wed, 06 October 2004 21:23
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| NocturnalC |
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Messages:15
Registered:October 2004 |
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You mean he was saved by the red shirt, right?
One night I found Mike in a warehouse in Grumm, and while gunning down his "squad", sent a pair of martial artists around the building to a nearby door. Upon opening the door, I wounded him with a silent burst or two from an Ingram (MAC-10.) He crawled behind some crates for cover, leaving behind a trail of blood to follow. So, my martial artists hid on the opposite side of a pile of crates right next to it, waiting for him to come out. When he didn't, they snuck around the crates and beat him to death with their bare hands and feet.
I think it was that same night the next sector, another warehouse, when I crept in and found an entire squad (four or five) of enemy soldiers nonchalantly standing in close formation behind some shelves. I tossed them a mustard gas grenade and waited. Actually, after a few turns I skirted the edge of the toxic cloud (my task force was wearing gas masks but I didn't want to risk it) and fired into it. They just stood there or fired ineffectually until they died. Those were some sweet kills.
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| Re: Priceless Moments[message #20272]
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Wed, 13 October 2004 17:12
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| portishead |
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Registered:October 2004 |
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Always loved the throne room level when Barry blasts open the south door with some TNT and my IMP merc, Miguel and Grunty all standing by with LAWS. Once all 3 have fired "wildly till they've come out of their hiding spot", Raven/Spider detonates the north door and picks off those with their back towards them.
For some reason I can't put a finger on, this scene always reminds me of rushing Doom levels with a BFG.
- portis
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| Re: Priceless Moments[message #20273]
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Sat, 16 October 2004 11:48
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| Wallecei |
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Messages:2
Registered:October 2004
Location: Hungary |
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Story1:
Pitty /my character/ and Ira attack G8 Cambria. Pitty skills night ops and thorwing, and has 7 thorwing knife. The civilan people don't perception the war! : ) But I lose all thorwing knife on G9. : (
Story2:
20 soldiers attack H3 Grumm from north. This sector defend Miguel, Carlos and green/blue militia. Two militias is dying on Miguel's left side, and few soldiers run this point. Miguel throw a stun grenade, the two militias damage 1 point and they dead. Next turn: soldiers run to Miguel, a militia fires a burst. Miguel damaged. Next turn: the militia also fires a burst and Miguel is dead. Text: Traitor militia kill Miguel! Dimitri says: my leader is dead! And game is frozen. : (
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| Re: Priceless Moments[message #20276]
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Sun, 17 October 2004 19:29
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| Wallecei |
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Messages:2
Registered:October 2004
Location: Hungary |
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Nocturnal Lurker:
Grumm has full militia, but... I send two veterans to Grumm mine. : ) And a blue veteran uses a LAW. Problem passed. :luckystrike:
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