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| Oops - there goes another one[message #20956]
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Wed, 07 September 2005 23:58 
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Registered:September 2005
Location: Great Britain |
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Don't you love it when you hire a merc that you really like. Kit them up in all the latest combat gear, give them a big gun then send them on their first mission... only to have them shredded in a hail of bullets!
Oh well RIP Dr Q. It could have been fun!
Least the rest of the team made it and secured Alma!
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| Re: Oops - there goes another one[message #20957]
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Fri, 09 September 2005 21:14 
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| AZAZEL |
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Messages:750
Registered:February 2004 |
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M9 stash attack in the Vengeance mod,experienced setting.Map is the same as in normal JA2...
Magic,with the silver plater  in inventory as well as a Vintorez,
a beer and RPK on Ice,
a Groza,a tone of grenades and a bloodjar on Blood,
a bloodcat pelt and a Walther sniper rifle at Lynx,
Scope with an underslung on a G36,
Danny with a pair of sigs and a mortar.
32 ennemies.
This would be the case for some luck!
The wandering bums,the patrol that went around to smell on the Malino status, had just arrived to reenforce the usual inhabitants.
Entered N-W corner.
Team erases the first wave,withdraws,and does it again.And again.
Magic doesn't sweat to close ones!Scope solves right and left,reaping,Ice attracts the admiration of Lynx with perfect and brutal headshots.
Oh well,we seem to win.
5 more problems,two of them on the roofs...
Magic puts a 9X39 HP in the head of the mother f... on the left,damage 61,and hides under the rock he crawled out from under,probably still showing his but,and facing not the enemy but the team,calling for support.
Lynxy,you stinking bastard,why and HOW can you miss with that rifle?
Danny profilacticly mortars that roof,aaand...magic!
The bastard raises,draws an RPG and makes a...a...what do you call that greasy thingy that sick people has to stick in their asses,recommended in order to avoid inside burning caused by orally administered strong pills?
It's "supozitor" in Romanian.Euh!
Oh well,he makes a "supozitor" of the projectile.
For Magic.
Damage 121.
Shooot!
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| Re: Oops - there goes another one[message #20965]
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Tue, 08 November 2005 00:44
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| AZAZEL |
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Registered:February 2004 |
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[quote]Originally posted by Snicker:
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And I believe the word you're looking for, AZAZEL, is "suppository".
Nope. 
I think the word I was looking for at the time was..."quit".
Imagining Ice,after emptying a couple of mags in Deidranna("Daniela" in Vengeance) and returning home,so dead drunk in a bar that Blood had to carry him home...crying like a baby,on Roberta's shoulder.
"I think I'll quit this business!
Berta,I think I saw a zombie,down there,in Arulco.My man Magic shot him,the 9X39mm from that Vintorez entered right under his jaw,passed through his mouth and then pulverised his brains...finally,the zombie's helmet jumped some 2 meters high,and described a curve-heck,it could even have been funny,if it wasn't for what happened next.
Then,just to make sure,Danny placed a mortar shell right near him,and IT still raised.I'm quitting..."
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| Re: Oops - there goes another one[message #20966]
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Wed, 09 November 2005 22:23
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| Sweeper |
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Messages:99
Registered:March 2002
Location: Namsos, Tr |
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[quote]Originally posted by AZAZEL:
Quote:Originally posted by Snicker:
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And I believe the word you're looking for, AZAZEL, is "suppository".
Nope.
I think the word I was looking for at the time was..."quit".
Imagining Ice,after emptying a couple of mags in Deidranna("Daniela" in Vengeance) and returning home,so dead drunk in a bar that Blood had to carry him home...crying like a baby,on Roberta's shoulder.
"I think I'll quit this business!
Berta,I think I saw a zombie,down there,in Arulco.My man Magic shot him,the 9X39mm from that Vintorez entered right under his jaw,passed through his mouth and then pulverised his brains...finally,the zombie's helmet jumped some 2 meters high,and described a curve-heck,it could even have been funny,if it wasn't for what happened next.
Then,just to make sure,Danny placed a mortar shell right near him,and IT still raised.I'm quitting..." I know that sympthoms all to well.
Well I guess there is a truth to Meltdown's words:
"Any problem can be solved with a gun! If it doesn't solve, try a bigger one!"
Problem is, in JA2 we got limited sizes, you cannot get anything bigger than a Auto rocket rifle, and it is sometimes annoying.
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