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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #147356]
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Fri, 29 June 2007 19:07
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Registered:February 2007 Location: in a van, down by the riv... |
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You can hire devin after taking 3 towns. You will need a decent leadership merc to talk to him, if I remember. Be warned, his marks starts off pretty low (but his exp skill is at 99).
You can hire Slay, but there are drawbacks. If you hire Slay, Carmen won't deal with you afterwards. To hire Slay, you'll have to have met Carmen first. Then talk to Slay, threaten him (he'll get out of his wheelchair), then shoot him (preferably with a small gun). He'll ask for medical help, bandage him. Talk to him a bit more, then give him the disk that Carmen gave you. He'll join you for 1 week. Afterwards, he'll leave forever (taking your equipment with him if he's still carrying it). There is a patch somewhere (you can search these boards) that will allow you to hire Slay forever though. Slay has some pretty good stats.
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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #181271]
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Mon, 14 April 2008 00:19
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Hi, I just got this JA2 on Steam as part of the strategy first complete pack they were hocking the other week. Then I decided to buy it again from strategy first's website when I found out how screwed up the Steam version was. I even had a bug that reset the area and removed all items and corpses whenever I loaded a saved game or just went to a new area and came back. Well it's all fixed now.
Anyway, my favorite quote is my sig, but all the quotes from the beginning of UB with IMP Female 3 are pretty good two.
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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #188898]
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Tue, 17 June 2008 03:37
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Registered:May 2008 Location: Cali |
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Maddog: **cant hit target** "Personally, I'll shoot at anything... just dont expect me to hit it."
**Under fire** "Ahahahaha, morons!"
**out of breath** "Next time I kill somebody, I'll take their lungs!"
**Takes somebody's head off** "Woah! got brain in my mouth! say, uhhh... sweet!"
**Out of ammo** "I hate dis! More bullets!"
**Sees a cat** "Carpet!"
Hamous: **kill** "Die, naughty man!"
**sees a cat** "Dog!"
Gasket: **hostile sector** "Found some bad guys. Well, I didnt really find them. Just know they are in the neighborhood."
**Sees a crowd of enemies** "I think I pissed my pants!"
**Bleeding** "Im bleeding. I mean, like, bad. Like the time I bit my ankle? ahhh, its a long story."
Fox: **good pick up** "Now this was worth bending over for."
Fidel: **after a kill** (Middle Eastern accent) "Get shovel!"
Ivan: **weapon jam** (In Russian) "Did you buy this from the old Russian army?"
**good pick up** (In Russian) "If I dont tell anybody else, I should be able to keep it..."
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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #194327]
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Mon, 18 August 2008 15:03
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Yoni |
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Registered:August 2008 |
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Conrad: "Anyone with half a brain would not attempt this shot."
Buns spotting an enemy: "Ah, we have been joined." It's funny because of the way she says it, she's so calm and polite.
I also love the bad English quotes:
Carlos: "Armies of enemies show their face!"
Dimitri: "Soldiers be here!" and "It is enemy. We must attack."
Also this one from Igor: "I do not like sound of... Whatever this sound was."
And the custom merc, with one of the voices he has some nice quotes when fighting the bugs, he always calls them "these purple people eaters".
Voice 3 I think, when finding an item: "Bingo! It's just like Christmas".
Barry, after drinking a whole bottle of wine: "This organization is phoony."
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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #195111]
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Thu, 28 August 2008 14:12
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Registered:August 2008 |
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"Turkeys" -Razor upon spotting an enemy.
Well pretty much every line Razor, Haywire and Fidel got in store is great and cracks me up over and over again.
Btw. just had to hire Gasket because Steroid had to see the pope in his hometown (lol). Gasket is fucking funny, too xD
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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #196773]
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Sat, 20 September 2008 14:50
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Yoni |
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Registered:August 2008 |
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During an intensive attack on Orta, at some point the game switched to real time.
Ira: "I'm hit!"
Conrad: "Me too. But I am more important."
Maddog: "Me first!"
It was damn funny. Sounded like a kinder garden.
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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #196889]
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Mon, 22 September 2008 05:17
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Registered:September 2008 |
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From memory, some may be a bit off, but some I didn't see:
Razor:"thanksgiving. Time to carve up some turkeys!"
Speck:re:razor:"He carved the turkey ... and parts of the table ..."(death speech)
Igor:"Grunty shoots well enough to be a Dolvich" (after grunty makes a hard shot)
Barry:"we have reached simultaneous agreement"
"there is hope for me yet". "there is trap here. Perhaps I get to work, no?"
(perhaps I am overly attached to these two because they mean I don't have to pay for Trevor Colby)
Malice:(everything, but including)"How much underwear I pack?"(choosing time frame)
Dr.Q:(most of the bad kung fu movie script, incl.)"A lion is now in our path"
Shadow:"Ya, ok, we'll see how well we work together. You don't like my style, I don't like yours, we shake hands when the contract's over and call it a wash" was up there with reaper's burn the paperwork hiring speech.
... and MANY that have already been listed, sometimes multiple times... and more which do not come to mind at this instant.
As for whether there is more than 7 pages of funny merc quotes ...
"It's like christmas" (voice3 male)
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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #197151]
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Wed, 24 September 2008 12:27
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Yoni |
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Registered:August 2008 |
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Just noticed yesterday, when you meet Manuel in UB and you keep talking to him he eventually says
"I eat so many fish over years that I do not think I can drown."
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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #199370]
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Fri, 17 October 2008 22:11
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Registered:September 2007 Location: Hanover, Germany |
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Meltdown notices two blackshirt girls run out of a house and into the light: "Pussies!"
Right on the spot.
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Re: Funniest Quotes ?[message #252704]
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Mon, 31 May 2010 13:37
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Registered:June 2005 Location: Darwin, Australia |
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Rude Dog from Urban Chaos was so well done;
"I really miss going down by the elementary school to watch the kids yell and run. You know, 'cause they don't know the gun is loaded with blanks."
When you'd come across a dead body and he'd go, "Yummy, just like mum used to make."
In all honesty in all my playthroughs of JA2 I've almost always used the same team;
IMP Male Voice 2, Ivan, Igor, Trevor, Iggy and Conrad as my combat squad with a few extras to train the militia. There have been some odd characters hired now and then towards the end game to get some more guns into the Capital to take over the palace but on the whole it's usually the same six blokes.
But I see just reading a few pages here that I've REALLY missed out on some great characters.
I've just started a new game with v1.13 for the first time and I've enlisted a couple of different characters - I've still got Ivan though, he's been with me since Metavira!
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