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Hello,
For some time I take great pleasure in researching and writing quotes of mercenaries,here's what I found good reading ; )
Summary
Large Crepitus spoted
The enemy fled the area
Enemy hidden in sector
Gory death/See rotten corpse
You Merc have a low morale
The merc increases one of his stats/Level up
the merc is surrounded by enemies
Large Crepitus spoted
A.I.M.
Barry:"Please,tell me I am just having nightmares."
Blood:"Jellydog,that's one ugly son of bitch."
Bull:"That's one well-fed maggot."
Buns:"Tell me that's not real. Tell me I'll wake up,and it will be gone."
Buzz:"There's something about it that reminds me of Lynx."
Cliff:"Bloody insane! I swear I was holding a magnifying glass to a dung beetle that had the legs of a rabbit."
Danny:"Jesus H. If that's a tapeworm,I'd hate to see the guy who passed it,eh?"
Dr q.:"If I were superstitious,I might well see these fearesome scuttering insects as omens of doom. But they are no more or less portentous than man himself."
Fidel:""Dis big scary thing... be fun to kill!"
Fox:"Look at the size of it! Oh,my... I hate insects. Even the ones you can squash with your foot."
Grizzly:"Jesus. Who the hell invited my mother-in-law?"
Grunty:"Aww,isn't he cuddly? I wonder if they can be domesticated. Probably not."
Gus:"Holy horsecrap,Woodman! Ya never mentioned nuthin about gigantic bugs!"
Hitman:"Now,what kind of critter is that ? It's the size of a freakin' Buick!"
Ice:"Check out the goon with the jaws! Man,I hope that thing stays outta my face."
Igor:"Holy Lucky strike. That looks like the worm at bottom of tequila bottle... I would not like to see bottle."
Ivan:"Shitbag!" (the rest of the text is in Russian)
Len:"I have to confess,this is a new type of warfare for me,sir."
Lynx:"What the hell? I swear it's a huge termite. How many chances do you get to bag one of these?"
Magic:"Bet that'd make a crunch if you stepped on it,man."
malice:"I know a dancer who 'ad something dat look like dat. Well mind you dey were samller. Bien,dey were a lot smaller den dat... You could break dem in your finger."
MD:"Oh my God! That's... well,Phylum Arthropoda,class Crustacea,but... what are they? Krill? Brine shrimp? Copepods? Jesus,I think they ARE Copepods... only a few
thousand times their usual size!"
Meltdown:"Izzat what all the fuss is about? An overgrown mudpuppy? I'll split 'em from head to toe and feed their guts to my rotweilers."
Nails:"Blowing those things away is gonna be a whole lot of fun. Hahhaha."
Raider:"Good Lord! Talk about your jumbo shrimp!"
Raven:"Are those real? God,they are! They're like something out of a B-horror movie!"
Reaper:"Look at that! Like gazing upon the face of Satan himself. Absolutely mesmerizing."
Red:"Good Lord! It looks like haggis... with legs!"
Scope:"Burnt Biscuits! How can such a beast exist? I would never accept such a a tale if I was not to lay eyes upon it myself."
Scully:"Bloody Creepers! Reminds me of me ex-wife lawyer."
Shadow:"What I need is a 50-foot can of something really bad for the environment."
Sidney:"By jove! Looks like a bloody ant,or, or worm,with kangarro legs."
Spider:"Oh Christ,it's a bug. I mean,it's arthropoda,So,it could be a crustacean,but I have this thing about bugs... I can't look at it. I'm sorry,I cant
even look at that thing."
Static:"Big bummer! I've seen one of those before,man. I think it was ah... '67,or ah,'69. Of course,then it wasn't real."
Stephen:"Looks like huge head lice. Though I doubt theres's a treatment for it."
Steroid:"Jesus and Mary. I would not have thought such monsters existed."
Thor:"Mein Gott! it's like something prehistoric,something out of time,it's fascinating,and it's hideous,and I can't look away."
Trevor:"Holy-doly! I never seen one of them before."
Vicki:"Holy big sister,this is the first time I ever been seein' a real live Jabberwock. They be ugly things,man!"
Wolf:"Look at the size of those things! I sure hope the next step up the food chain doesn't hang out here too."
M.E.R.C.
Biff:"oh my God! Let's hope they're friendly."
Bubba:"Chilicake! What kinda big douchebag is that?"
Cougar:"God almighty,look at that. Now activating involuntary gag reflex."
Flo:"Mon Dieu What in the world is that? I cannot believe it! I do not want to believe it."
Gasket:Whooee,that ugly sumbitch looks like when I had this thing where they tok out most of my colon 'cuz I O.D.'d on some pumpkin seeds,and like,that's what my colon
looked like, I think."
Gumpy:"God,that's awesome. Spielberg himself couldn't have come up with something like that. Wonder what he'd pay for some of its DNA."
Haywire:"No way! Look at those big-ass worms... haha!"
Larry:"Looks like it's from an evil swamp or something,sir."
Larry (second quote):"Holy cockroach,Batman! Hate to see the fridge they crawled out from!"
Numb:"Cor! I seen something like 'at before. The kiddees,they get these little pet alligators 'n flush 'em down the loo. They get all big and albino and malformed from
the sewer crud,y'know."
Razor:"Yeeeha. Y'ever pull a cat inside-out by its tail? Well,right there is what she looks like when yer done. Only the cat's smaller,y'know?"
The enemy fled the area
A.I.M.
Barry:"The enemies have retreated from sector."
Blood:"They've gone running back to mama. We're alone for now."
Bull:"Looks like they didn't want to stay and play."
Buns:"The enemy knew what they were up against. They've retreated."
Buzz:"They pulled out early. Typical men."
Cliff:"They left! We rule the roost."
Danny:"Cleared out! Guess they forgot something at home."
Dr Q:"The cowards flee! We are at peace momentarily."
Fidel:"De chickens have run away."
Fox:"Whoa... where are they? They pulled out early."
Grizzly:"Hmm... Enemy's packed their bags and moved outta here."
Grunty:"Ja,the ennemies have left the sector. The wimps."
Gus:"Came to their senses,Woodrow. They done high-tailed it."
Hitman:"They couldn't take the heat,so they got outta the kitchen. Just us here now,Ace."
Ice:"Compagny's gone home,dude. We can turn out the lights."
Igor:"our enemies retrat to safety. We are rulers of land."
Ivan:"Enemy has vacated proprety."
Len:"They left,sir. The odds left them no choice."
Lynx:"Think they backed off. Wisely,I might add."
Magic:"They must have headed to a snapperhead party in another sector."
Malice:"Da terrible guys dey hotfoot to dere maman,en. On est tout seul dans coin."
MD:"The enemies have gone into remission. We're alone."
Meltdown:"They backed out. Obviously they knew what they were up against. Pussies."
Nails:"They took off,man..."
Raider:"Whadda surprise. They ran for the hills. We can breathe easy for a bit.
Raven:"Guess the hostiles ran off to regroup."
Reaper:"They've gone elsewhere. Afraid to face their fate."
Red:"Dodgers... they up and took off. Just us here now."
Scope:"The enemies have withdraw. I believe we're at ease for a while."
Scully:"Look at that,will ya? They put their tails in their arse and ran away."
Shadow:"Alone again. Unfriendlies high-tailed it out of here."
Sidney:"The rascals have scattered. I believe they've recognized their inferiority."
Spider:"Oh. Thankfully,they've left the area."
Static:"They caught the big wave outta here,dude."
Stephen:"It appears they've pulled out. They're most likely afraid."
Steroid:"Evil people cower like children in retreat. They catch wind of Gontarski,no doubt."
Thor:"The enemy has deserted the area. It is our by default."
Trevor:"Ah,they buggered outta here."
Vicki:"They be outta here like a '57 Chevy,man. Afraid of us,they be!"
Wolf:"Ah,they pulled out. Sector's secure."
M.E.R.C.
Biff:"Oh,thank God. they've left the area."
Bubba:"Hm. Think they all done... gone home. No one's here."
Cougar:"The enemies have retreated,sir."
Flo:"The enemy,he has retreated."
Gasket:"I reckon they threw her in reverse. There's no one here anymore."
Gumpy:"Ha,they took off. Extras. You can't count on them."
Haywire:"Yeah,the pussies backed out. Ain't no surprise."
Larry:"The grunts have moved on,sir."
Numb:"Ah,the unfriendlies,they run off. Bunch a bullers."
Razor:"Ah,the pansyasses ran away to warn their friends! Good. They'll all be freakin' nervous by the time we get there."
Gory death/See rotten corpse
A.I.M.
Barry:"I have seen men die this was .It nauseats me."
Blood:"Jellydog,nothin's left of that guy but hamburger."
Bull:"Looks better without a head anyway."
Buns:"Hahahaha... I'm sorry. It's not really funny."
Buzz:"Doubt there's an ear to collect."
Cliff:"Now,I can retire."
Danny:"Isn't a famous quote about the man who cried because he had o hat,until he met a man who had no head? Something like that... I don't know... just seemed appropriate."
Dr q.:That is a spirit that will never rest."
Fidel:"No need to wear hat now."
Fox:"I don't believe I needed to see that."
Grizzly:"Man,that's GOTTA hurt. Then again,maybe not!"
Grunty:"What a spectacular way to die."
Gus:"Somethin' special,huh,Woody. Good gust of winf would have made it spectacular."
Hitman:"Ya ain't been in combat,Ace 'til ya pulled an eyeball out of your pocket."
Ice:"Whoa,dude... blood bath!"
Igor:"Barbaric. As Tolstoy wrote,"War... what is it good for?"
Len:"No matter how many times you see it,it still makes an impression."
Lynx:"I used to make sick jokes about that kinda thing,but man,I've see one too many friends die that way. Not funny any more."
Magic:"It'd be cool if there was a replay or something. Kinda like to see it again in slow-mo,like a couple of times,man."
Malice:"Dat something special,en. She don't 'appen often enough."
MD:"That's the most horrible thing I've ever seen."
Meltdown:Wouldja look at that? Hey,when do we eat?"
Nails:"Not much chance of picking up the pieces there."
Raider:"When I see something like that,I begin to think L.A. wasn't all that bad."
Raven:"I'd go easy on the details of the death when telling their mother."
Reaper:"What a tragic waste. You could siphon that spirit through a straw."
Red:"That the most disgustuing thing I've seen since ma last English pub meal."
Scope:"Ewwhh... I would have preferred not to have seen that."
Scully:"Doubt I'll find an ear to collect..."
Shadow:"What a mess. Where's the dignity?"
Sidney:"I could rattle off a couple of bad hat jokes. However,that would be most ditasteful."
Spider:"How can anyone see that and not question what we do for a living?"
Static:"Had like a firework effect to it. Even made a kind of a chillin' pop sound,man."
Stephen:"Why do people have such a morbid fascination with this? It's disgusting and tragic."
Steroid:"Repulsive. But no pain,I guess."
Thor:"Fragile,we are."
Trevor:"Strewth,I'm gonna lose me brekkie."
Vicki:"Oh,that bother me even when I see it in the movies,man."
Wolf:"Lovely! Just freakin' lovely."
M.E.R.C.
Biff:"Oh my God! I think I got brain on me!"
Bubba:"Where the head go? Bubba wanna take it home!"
Cougar:"I WILL suppress my nausea."
Flo:"That is revolting!"
Gasket:"Whoa. That reminds me of the time I tied to fix my grandma's choppign thing,what do you call it... guillotine! That was bad."
Gumpy:"Wow... just like in "Scanners." That was too cool."
Haywire:"Oh,that is wicked! I wonder if you have time to think,"Ouch.""
Larry:"And people ask me why I did drugs?"
Numb:"That's not something you see every day,is it ?"
Razor:"That's the quick way to lose 10 pounds!"
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